Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Eat a bunch of shit and jack off about 3 times.
     
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  2. pez

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    I'm not sure they're quite "stupid and pointless" as there is relevant data in there. But I agree that "look at all the red counties" is pretty misleading, which is exactly what you say they want out of it. So i agree on that
     
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  3. VaxRule

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    [​IMG]
     
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  4. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    when you lose the election by 3 million votes and use a map to try and show the inverse, it's pointless
     
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  5. pez

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    Yes their use of it is dumb
     
  6. chuckmasterflex

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  7. Redav

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    Yeesh
     
  8. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    In fact, the very first sentence of my response asks if what I am inferring from your post is accurate.

    I must be trying to help - I used an income valuation measure in my response. Sounds like you just "recently" learned what that means.

    Again...lamenting that your property taxes are 50% of your income when what you've shared says your income should be twice as high says more about your questionable management of the asset than about property taxes. If you care to share more details and chat, feel free to DM me -- I'm always happy to teach real estate to a struggling fellow TMBer.
     
  9. Teflon Queen

    Teflon Queen The mentally ill sit perfectly still
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    Before we jump to conclusions we should consider that Eric might technically not be human thus rendering his statement factual
     
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  10. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    If the DNC had done so we would have seen the emails release by Russia
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    My favorite genius IQ level Shu -ism was him trying to explain to everyone how he had a secret formula to bet on roulette.

    :laugh:

    Him trying to tell everyone there was a higher chance it would hit red after it hits black a few times magical.

    Guy doesn't understand basic probability but is top 1% IQ level.

    :dubioustrump:
     
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  12. slogan119

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    Sounds like my day, plus work and some exercise.
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Thought Name P. Redacted eas asking us what we do daily
     
  14. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Ah, I was asking Shu what he did on a typical day other than sit on his ass and collect rent while his management company handled his properties.

    Your day sounds more excisting.
     
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  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Big fan of the "Big Bowl of Chili" excuse we can use now.
     
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  16. nofatchildren - cissp

    nofatchildren - cissp Free Da Guys
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    The ol' gambler's fallacy has gotten many a better man than Shu.
     
  17. Mister Me Too

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    You sure that was Shu? Because Rules is quite incompetent when it comes to understanding probability as well.
     
  18. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie Lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
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    Rules had trouble with marginal tax brackets, not roulette.
     
  19. Mister Me Too

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    He also had trouble with probability this played out when discussing fivethirtyeight.com probability model.
     
  20. Lyrtch

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    how did any of his staff allow this picture to be taken

    he looks like a baby sitting in a high chair, he looks engulfed by the office

    the photographer did this framing intentionally and no one stopped him

    incompetence, not even addressing being ok with the electoral maps being out
     
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  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I love the photo. made it my cover photo. cropped out his torso so you just see his tiny hands and the maps.
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    This is just the start of it.

    Love how he claims to know the probability, but talks himself out of it time and time again. Classic conspiracy theorist.
     
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  23. Duck2013

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    N Korea just tested a ballistic missile. Get ready for the draft boys.

    Mr. Trump here are my measurables

    5"11
    165
    4.8 40
    Push up max - 40
    Pull up max - 18
    Used to play airsoft
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    How does anyone in this day not have a fucking computer on their desk??
     
  25. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    lmaoooo just gotta wait for that roulette table to get hot baby
     
  26. Nole0515

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    fuck that, I'm moving to the Dominican or something
     
  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Apparently it failed
     
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  28. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    I can't even begin to imagine what cleaning up North Korea is going to be like. Those people are basically children. Assimilating them into the free world is going to be ridiculously hard to actually implement.

    I'm sure American and Chinese businessmen won't go in and exploit the situation at all.
     
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  29. ono

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    ... like our President?

    Not sure he could pull that off though. He just wants to play with the shiniest toys in his new sandbox.
     
  30. dome foam

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    he eats chili. you expect him to remember what he does on a typical day?
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    But are you a coach on the field? Do you bring your lunch pail everyday? With those measurables you better
     
  32. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    All properties are not income producing.

    If I need real advice I'd certainly tell you the details.

    But atm I don't, and I don't really care if you all believe what I am saying or not.

    If someone cares to help pay, I'll provide all details necessary.
     
  33. VaxRule

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    Your income properties are established as a separate legal entity aren't they?
     
  34. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I'll pay $1
     
  35. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Me everytime NK launches a missile now

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  36. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    What exactly is factually inaccurate though?
     
  37. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    he doesnt actually do anything other than sign paperwork that is placed in front of him
     
  38. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Doesnt matter, he won. Get over it libtards!
     
  39. Taques

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  40. Shu

    Shu there is no custom title

    This is what I do for work -

    It all depends.

    Phone calls daily.

    Meet with people weekly.

    Pay bills, run errands, see about whatever needs to be seen about whenever I need to.

    Do some maintenance, piddle around. I usually pick up the trash at all the complexes once a week. Good way to peek around, see how things are going, show my face .
     
  41. Taques

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    different topic (this ones on NK), but more gems from 3 other posters:
    - "Ready to just go nuke those slant eyed cuccs"
    - "I think we should bomb them and accidentally drop 1 on Hollywood in the process."
    - "Fvckin gooks"
     
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  42. Mister Me Too

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    You can just sense the economic anxiety in that statement.
     
  43. Name P. Redacted

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    Coupled with your conspiracy theories, I have to ask.

    Are you literally Charlie Kelly?

     
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  44. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    That explains the like ratio of the first asshole's post
     
  45. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    standing next to ted cruz and donald trump could make jack the ripper seem like a decent person
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    so not just bad hombres

    its real convenient which promises he keeps vs breaks

    the racist ones he keeps

    the economic populism ones he breaks
     
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  47. Josey Wales

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    Someone at work is pretty staunchly anti illegal immigration and pro border control. Best I can figure for allowing illegals to stay in place is that they're trying to better their lives, pay some form of taxes, and removing them also costs money.

    Am I missing any other obvious points? Falling back to "yes but they broke the law" is a sticking point, obviously.
     
  48. Mister Me Too

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    It's also bad for the economy, farmers rely on "cheap" labor to pick fruits. Also lot of those being deported have kids that are Americans and separating families is a shitty thing to do.

    That's not even getting into the people protected by DACA that are still being deported/detained.
     
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  49. Lyrtch

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    the labor argument is shitty and way more complicated

    advocating for people to be exploited, citizen or not, is shitty regardless of how much produce would cost

    its a complex issue because its almost all gray but Republicans like usual want it to be extremely black and white
     
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