*** EPL 2017-2018: Swan Ache

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Wu, Jun 13, 2017.

  1. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    Am I retarded for failing to understand why so many of you have Chelsea 4th-7th?
     
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  2. zeberdee

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    clearly, it's the loss of John Terry's leadership.
     
  3. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    14 squad players and Conte and the board are going at each other about transfers.
     
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  4. MODEVIL

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    Hazard out to start the season, small squad, champions League, season after winning the title....ect.
     
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  5. zeberdee

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    with the small squad is it possible Chelsea finally give some of the players from their successful youth teams a real chance or have they all been loaned out already?
     
  6. MODEVIL

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    sold or loaned out already
     
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  7. Wu

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    I really think Costa is going to be a substantial loss. Not just his goal scoring but his overall being a flaming trash heap of a human being antagonizes the opposition.
     
  8. clemsontyger04

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    All loaned. Only kids remaining are Boga,Christensen, and Musonda off the top of my head.
     
  9. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    We really are lacking the asshole component even though Alonso could make up for it.
     
  10. MODEVIL

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    I agree. Hard to replace a striker who scores more than every other game. 52 goals in 89 games for Chelsea.
     
  11. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Kante seems like a cinnamon roll considering the position he plays.
     
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  12. MODEVIL

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    [​IMG]
     
  13. clemsontyger04

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    Sideshow is just so lovable unless you're Sergio Aguero
     
  14. MODEVIL

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    <3 him but I think others hate him....hell I hated him when he scored for PSG in champions league.
     
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  15. clemsontyger04

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    I may or may not have booed him during the friendly in Charlotte.
     
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  16. Popovio

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    I'm thinking we get third, but that's a pretty optimistic outlook given our situation. Hazard will be a big loss at the beginning of the season, but I feel like we'll be able to cope. There is no way we're not getting reinforcements, unless the board has completely lost its fucking mind. I just wish it would've been before the season started, but I guess we still got two days to go. The big concern right now is who is gonna be able to create chances for Michy (until Morata acclimates), Willian looks lost when he's in the final third as of late.
     
  17. Popovio

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    You would fucking think so, but no they've been shipped off.
     
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  18. Baby Rabbit

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    I agree, despite their depth, Chelsea is still an elite squad.

    It's really a 3-team race between Arsenal, Chelsea, and City. Although Man U will be fun to watch if Rashford dominates like I think he will
     
  19. WillySaliba

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    #Chelsea What place did you guys finish in the league when you won Europa?
     
  20. JGator1

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    3rd in 2012/13
     
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  21. clemsontyger04

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    3rd
     
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  22. Quick

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    Who the fuck is this guy and how can we make him leave?
     
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  23. Baby Rabbit

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    Upset Liverpool fan :shocker:
     
  24. Quick

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    Not upset. You're just a dumbass.

    And you missed a golden opportunity to say lividpool.
     
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  25. Baby Rabbit

    Baby Rabbit Pelican fan
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    Unlike you, I don't insult other posters/clubs. That's just a mean and childish thing to do
     
  26. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Laughable. How is playing on Thursdays and having further to travel going to launch this Arsenal team into title contention? WengerOut has barely left your collective lips and now you're lauding them as one of the only three teams to have a shot.

    I have tempered expectations until Tottenham shows that they can win at Wembley, but lordy, you Arsenal fans sometimes.
     
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  27. Quick

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    Well you sound like a fuck boii then.
     
  28. zeberdee

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    settle down
     
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  29. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Stop

    Talking

    To

    Ghosts
     
  30. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Ahhh, so Baby Rabbit is the Black Sheep of the Arsenal fanbase. A sheep in rabbit's clothing, as they say.
     
  31. WillySaliba

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    Who the fuck is this guy and how can we make him leave?
     
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  32. zeberdee

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    it's a troll account you idiot. he has both michigan and ohio state in his fan of.
     
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  33. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    It's most likely Farva
     
  34. Baby Rabbit

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    lol. I'm a Michigan fan/alum, always have been. The OSU icon is a joke.

    And I don't get why the Arsenal fans on here won't accept me, I've been a supporter since I became a soccer fan
     
  35. jkun

    jkun UGA, United, Falcons, Braves, Tennis, Chelsea
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    That icon is pretty funny, good joke
     
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  36. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Stop telling me what to do China man
     
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  37. SugarShaun

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    I feel like if it was Farva it'd be gone by now. Mods have gotten those out pretty quickly on IP checks
     
  38. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Don't underestimate that man's determination to troll combined with his obsession with this place
     
  39. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  40. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Anybody sign up for the $50 plan for all the games yet?
     
  41. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    soon imo

     
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  42. RavenNole

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    i will be at work so just went to DVR Arsenal v Leicester and saw they have a 2 hour season opening premier league live

    [​IMG]
     
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  43. YNWA

    YNWA :feelsgoodman:
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    Do you buy through your provider or separate through the app?
     
  44. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    It looks like you have to buy it through the website. I think it means you will have two separate logins for whichever app you use to watch the games - your cable login and your NBC Sports Gold login. It sounds super shitty and inconvenient.

    And they're still going to get my money. The fuckers.
     
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  45. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    that's good. i use my parents login and i imagine they would be pissed to see a $50'soccer charge on their uverse bill
     
  46. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Tell them that it's a fee AT&T instituted when the FCC repealed net neutrality regulations. Win-win.
     
  47. Tobias

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    saving that for when i use their login to add red zone to their plan
     
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  48. RavenNole

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  49. Jim Brockmire

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    The Citizens :angry:
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    Golden boot: Kane
    POTY: Pogba
    First manager to be shown the door will be Paul Clement of Swansea.
     
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  50. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Pogba POTY

    Almost as adorable as Homeward Bound's Shadow