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  1. Cheshire Bridge

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    The synopsis is that a volcano is erupting and they need to go save blue and other dinosaurs? I'm sorry to say that this one won't be good.




    But I'm excited. Because dinosaurs.
     
  2. Karl Hungus

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    my whole hope with all of this is that they go there to rescue the dinosaurs. they pack them up in trucks sedated, as we see the trex is in that one clip, then ship them off to san francisco where through a series of unfortunate events the trex wakes up and rampages through that city only to be thwarted again by Dr. Ian Malcolm.
     
  3. Fusiontegra

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    When did we start getting all soulfag on the plot behind Jurassic movies?

    It’s all dumb as fuck. As long as the characters grow likable enough that you don’t want to see them eaten, the movie is entertaining.

    That said, if we want to discuss the plot, how are there still consistently children sent to the island?
     
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    are you dumb?
     
  5. D. Silver

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    It's supposed to be fun and entertaining. They're not trying to win an Oscar. Fuck.
     
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  6. Tony Ray Bans

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    I think one thing that takes away from all Jurassic Park movies after the first one (and its really unavoidable because in that universe the events of the first movie exist) is that in people do not have that sense of awe when they see dinosaurs. The first movie does a great job showing what it would be like if a modern human really saw a living, breathing dinosaur. In all the movies after that, you lose that and its like "oh shit look, yet another dinosaur!" The scenes from the first one where they are just captivated by the majesty of the dinosaurs is part of what I love about it as a film. Not saying other ones in the series aren't fun or entertaining, just something I notice that makes the first one my favorite.
     
  7. Redav

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    It's pretty much the same thing as jaws only on land... even down to the diminishing returns of the sequels
     
  8. Nostradumass

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    it's why it's maybe the most Spielberg of all Spielberg movies.

    kids with parental issues
    popcorn fun for all ages
    a plot that's ludicrous on paper but he makes it work because winks at it just enough
    majestic john williams
    things that make you go:
     
  9. Redav

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    The dad is often absent or not a good father in spielberg movies also
     
  10. Nostradumass

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    yeah I tried to be general by saying "parental issues" but it's usually "daddy issues" (ET, Indy, War of the Worlds, Hook, Catch me if you Can)
     
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  11. Redav

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    I heard the reasoning behind that one time and I think it has something to do with Spielberg's relationship with his own father, unsurprisingly
     
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  12. Nostradumass

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    Yeah there's lots of interviews on the subject

    I'd love for him to write an autobiography
     
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    If they could only bring back Sam Neill and Laura Dern. ...
     
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    In a suprise twist, Sam Jackson survived the raptors and is now back for revenge
     
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    There's a Spielberg documentary on HBO and has a segment on the relationship with his father.
     
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    With only one arm!
     
  17. WhiskeyDelta

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    I was figuring robot arm but with like Dino claws, not fingers.
     
  18. Degausser

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    I'm not a huge fan of the idea of exploding hillsides taking attention away from the awesome dinos, but I still can't wait to see it.
     
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  19. mal630

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    I will see it on opening night, but it is going to suck.
     
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  20. Jigga

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    Oh they’re coming here. I love it.
     
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  21. Babou

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    thought that looked better than the first trailer
     
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    It looked so ridiculousl & absurd and I will definitely see it.
     
  23. dump

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    It can't be worse than JP2 and Lost World
     
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    That looks pretty terrible
     
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  25. Futureman

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    JP3 you mean I suppose
     
  26. dump

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  27. Nostradumass

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    I haven't even had the chance to be disappointed in the second one.
     
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  29. Wu

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    I’m not all that excited but I’ll go see it because dinosaur
     
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  31. Jack Parkman

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  33. Shiggityshwo

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    would've totally had this poster on my wall back in the day
     
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  34. BlazingRebel

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    Well that last trailer completely flipped my expectations in a good way.
     
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  35. dump

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    well I just came
     
  36. skiedfrillet

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  37. Nug

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    Chris Pratt and Blue the Raptor take down a secret government plot to breed dinosaurs as weapons of war?

    With the T-Rex almost certain to save the day at the end over the GOAT movie score?

    [​IMG]
     
  38. Nostradumass

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    It's going to be riddled with inane dialogue but at least its not also derivative.
     
  39. D. Silver

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    Looks so stupid, can't wait.
     
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  40. Jigga

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    Gonna watch the fuck out of this
     
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  41. Karl Hungus

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    felt the same about independence day resurgence. did not leave disappointed.
     
  42. Fusiontegra

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    So it looks like the scenes on the island are going to be in the minority, which initial trailers didn't leave one to believe at all.

    I'm even more onboard now.
     
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  43. BlazingRebel

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    Yeah they did a great job keeping the actual plot a secret until the final trailer .
     
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  44. MG2

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    Seems like they've gone the way of Fast & Furious franchise and decided to double down on the absurdity that was the plot from the last movie, as opposed to trying to actually make a good movie. Don't get me wrong, I was entertained by JW1 and will probably see this opening weekend, but that plot looks insanely stupid.
     
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  45. tigr2ndbase

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    Dinosaurs...great music....reliving my childhood.....again.....here's my money.
     
  46. Fusiontegra

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    I mean, FF7 and 8 made a combined $2.5billion+ worldwide, so it's tough to fault the logic.
     
  47. MG2

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    And JW1 made more than $1.6B worldwide, if I'm not mistaken. I think the FF franchise has more of a "we all know what this is" thing going for it. I'm not sure JW has that, yet, or if the success of the last one was simply a nostalgia thing where people overlooked how ridiculous some of that stuff was. I don't really care either way. Like I said, I'll go see this one just like I saw the last one. I'm okay with popcorn movies. I'm curious if people will still be all in for this one if reviews are harsher than they were a couple years ago, though.
     
  48. Babou

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    to echo what most have said, this looks much better than the original trailer