Family members around the holidays

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    It's polotics gubbs
     
  2. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    ok I made a mistake I admit it .
     
  3. wes tegg

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    We had an associate pull a similar move. She told us the week before evaluations/bonuses, which I found to be an outstandingly classy move on her part. I would've held out until that bonus check was deposited.
     
  4. Whammy Business

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    You say classy, I say dumb.
     
  5. THE REAL GUBBERJK

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    I like this comment.
     
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  6. Houndster

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    Pics of the mistress?
     
  7. wes tegg

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  8. MODEVIL

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    Since you guys enjoyed that preview, here is one from Christmas a few years ago that I posted in the father-in-law thread.

    My mother-in-law is one of 7 kids (5 girls and 2 boys) and all the sisters know about the affair and a few of them won't be able to help themselves. A couple weeks ago the family got together for a second birthday party for one of the little cousins....another sister tried to whisper to my mother-in-law "are we talking to ____? I can't believe he is here" except she's loud and five or six people (including me) heard the exchange.
     
  9. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Found out my brother isn’t coming to Thanksgiving because he is upset about a Facebook post my mom made :facepalm:
     
  10. devine

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    What was the post
     
  11. dump

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    Good for him
     
  12. Bill the Butcher

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    Older or younger?
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    And what did said post contain?
     
  14. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Something about wanting to get some meth head help when he gets out of jail. Problem was said meth head tried to rob my brother and his coworker at gunpoint
     
  15. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Younger
     
  16. devine

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    He seems completely justified then
     
  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Hahah wtf, I assume she knew about this? That's one of the more random things in this thread.
     
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  18. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Agreed
     
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  19. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    She did. Her reasoning was completely out of left field. But considering it happened the day before she probably could have taken a different stance in that moment
     
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    Oh and my wife and I are expecting our son to be born any day now. Gonna be fun when my mom and brother both show up at the hospital
     
  21. Bill the Butcher

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    That's a tough one. Nothing worse than that type of stupid shit around the Holidays. As older bro you may have to step in

    Good luck with the kid, maybe the new little one will change everyone's feelings. When my oldest was born it brought everyone together. My Dad and little brother pretty much hated each other up to that point.
     
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  22. Bill the Butcher

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    I'm going to my FIL for thanksgiving. His shit bird son will be there. He has been seeing a 39 year old. First relationship since my MiL passed 3 years ago. He has a daughter that is 40.

    This chick is complete white trash hot and obviously using him for money. She gets drunk every time she is with him. He dropped 300 at vickies on her, that credit alert came to the business so his daughter that runs the office got the alert. That's how everyone found out about this chick. He paid her phone bill that was 3 months passed. Worst part is she doesn't communicate with him until 1030 at night. Think she has a regular guy and she is just mooching off my FIL.
     
  23. Thoros of Beer

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    Sounds like she has a forgiving heart and is a wonderful woman
     
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    I feel like most old men in these situations know exactly what’s happening and accept the return on investment.
     
  26. bertwing

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    Update:

    My sister is still a bitch and has ruined our family thanksgiving for the last 3 years. I haven't spoken a word to her in over 2 years and my mom doesn't want to continue having thanksgiving without the whole family together. She blocked all of our phone numbers and on social media because I called her out on being a bitch to my family and the rest of my family sided with me.

    She's a pretty terrible person so it's not a big loss but it sucks for my mom who doesn't get to see two of her grand kids
     
  27. Bill the Butcher

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    White trash loves wearing that shit that says Pink or Love on it.
     
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  28. bigred77

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    Seems like a kinda white trash thing to call it "vickies"
     
  29. Tobias

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    that's marine todd for ya
     
  30. Nug

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    Hey friend! My sister is back in town too!

    She hasn't seen my parents since last Christmas. It's just me, my parents, and her. Gets home last night around 8, casual conversation about how old our super-old cat is.

    Momma Nug -- I think the cat is almost 20 now----we got her when you were around 10, right [sister Nug]?
    Sister -- do you think I look fucking 30 years old?!
    **storms upstairs, doesn't come out of the room all night**
    (she's 29)


    Today, all family out to lunch/shopping/just wandering around in some nice weather. Plan was to all go get lunch, some drinks, be back around 4.

    Sister decides she wants to go for a run. We're 30 minutes away from home, all took one car. She demands we take her home so she can run. Everybody pretty much laughs at her, she pitches a fit, we leave her and go get lunch. She moseys into the restaurant like a 10 year old, sits at the end of the table and plays on her phone the entire time.


    Nothing terrible egregious, but she's been home for less than 24 hours and off to a great start.

    Tune in tomorrow!
     
  31. Voodoo

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    I enjoy yearly updates on Sister Nug.
     
  32. Houndster

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    That 30th birthday party is going to be LIT next year
     
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  33. Bill the Butcher

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    I think its from a Jay Z song.
     
  34. Nug

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    She invited two of her friends with kids over, supposed to arrive at 6. She’s “notorious” for hour+ long showers, and generally just disappearing for a couple hours at a time to her room.

    Friends show up about 6:05, 6:10, she strolls down from her room at a cool 6:45. My parents and I just entertaining two of her friends and their <1 year old kids. Not awkward at all. But it’s all just expected.

    Oh, and she called my girlfriend, whom she has never met, a slut today based on a photo my mom showed her. She’s just a narcisstic, awful person.
     
  35. Tobias

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    :laugh: god your sister sounds amazing
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I clearly need to go back and read Nug's posts in this thread.
     
  37. Nug

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    Last Christmas was her masterpiece. It’s well documented here
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah I just read them again and jogged my memory. Your sister is clearly horrible and needs to have a wakeup call from the rest of your family, but as much as I disagree with my family members politically they haven't said anything as bad as your mom calling you a liberal pussy. Not sure why you want to associate with either of them, that's a gross lack of respect for a son. For me if shit gets heated this year then I will not have any problem pushing back.
     
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  39. Nug

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    She was drunk and at least apologized. Politics are a non-topic, my mom has realized how gross current things are, my dad is stilla blind supporter.

    But this thread isnt for that.
     
  40. Bo Pelinis

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    Your sister is a 29 year old child
     
  41. Tobias

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    but at she doesn’t look like she’s fucking 30
     
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    My SIL is staying the night to run a marathon with my wife tomorrow morning. She is “have you seen this YouTube video?” girl and is currently playing some Adele parody from across the room on full blast which is drowning out the TV, conversation, and whatever prior respectability existed.
     
  43. Gunners

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    I taught my 2 year old niece(she'll be 3 in like 2 weeks) how to use a treadmill and elliptical this week, also took her swimming. I'm a great uncle. She's also got the ab roller down.
     
  44. Nug

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    Youre giving her too much credit
     
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  45. CUAngler

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    Just arrived for the rest of the week.

    My MIL won't quit asking me questions about smart thermostats

    My step FIL wanted to know why none of the halogen bulbs he bought won't work in the laundry room (the ballast is out).

    Sister in law is knocked up out of wedlock for the second time in 4 years and is bringing her new white trash baby daddy and his 2 rowdy kids.

    Everyone got tired of doing two thanksgivings so FIL and his new wife are coming over tomorrow for the first joint Thanksgiving, so things should be poppin around here.
     
  46. Lip

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    She sounds hot.
     
  47. Lip

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    What page plz
     
  48. Clown Baby

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    We all know that BamaNug ‘s sister is going to pull some “I’m turning 29 for the second time” bullshit and lose her shit if someone puts 30 on a cake.
     
  49. ugafish

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    Prove it.
     
  50. Houndster

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    I have an irrational drunk fighter on my hands. This is really the first issue in the relationship so I’d really appreciate some A but would also appreciate Ts and Ps.
     
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