Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. gus_chiggins

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    As someone who took acid a pretty decent amount in my 20s, there is zero chance in absolute hell any sane person would take acid after the death of someone close to them... Obviously, I dont know either of you, but honestly that sounds completely made up
     
  2. devine

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    I am the stupid gf I guess!
     
  3. southside

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    Just dropped some acid and didn’t think to let their SO know :lmao:
     
  4. Cabs

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    seriously. he does this in every thread
     
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  5. gus_chiggins

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    If even half of what he says is true, this girl is playing him for an absolute fool
     
  6. devine

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    Heard she likes the designated hitter anyways. She wasn’t the one
     
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  7. gus_chiggins

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  8. Clown Baby

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    I think it’s pretty obvious that she grief banged the older brother of the departed and that she’s an awful liar
     
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  9. tylerdolphin

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    I know acid isn't necessarily a "hard" drug and I've always kinda wanted to try it. But the thought of just dropping some acid without my wife's consent or knowledge while I'm in a different city for a funeral is so absurd it doesn't seem like a person actually did it.
     
  10. gus_chiggins

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    and apparently awful is still good enough
     
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  11. TheFreak55

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  12. Degausser

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    I can't even imagine how I'd react. That shit is so far beyond normal behavior, particularly for somebody in their mid-30s.
     
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  13. gus_chiggins

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    If you've never done acid, or at least mushrooms, then you have no idea how unbelievable what Roy's girl said sounds
     
  14. Imurhuckleberry

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    Based on your posts you are not over reacting you're actually in denial.
     
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  15. gus_chiggins

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    flawless gif usage
     
  16. Imurhuckleberry

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    Solid point that. Like bad trip 101.
     
  17. bigred77

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    This saga continues to entertain
     
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  18. gus_chiggins

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  19. IHHH

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    If acid is even close to mushrooms that is the last thing you do if you are sad. And she did it with the brother of the dead guy? She slept at his place? No news for 48 hours? She is 36 years old!? Her phone was dead?

    Yeah that sounds stupidly wrong,
     
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  20. THF

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    Let’s get this thread back on track shall we?

    Her: “So I might have backed into a pole a little today”

    Me “What? How bad? You have a reverse camera right?”

    Her “Yea that’s the problem, I was watching the camera, and didn’t see it!”

    Me “I don’t know what to say”

    bertwing
     
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  21. gus_chiggins

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    There are some exceptions, but generally, acid is far far stronger on the mental side, whereas mushrooms are more geared toward the body. Which makes what she is saying even that much more unbelievable
     
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  22. a.tramp

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    I am uneasily shifting in my chair reading this thread. It is a combination of second-hand embarrassment, incredulity, and sadness.

    I think we are being trolled.
     
  23. Super Vegeta

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    I get that you love her The Real Roy Williams, but all the shit she seems to put you through just doesn’t seem worth it.

    This whole situation you’ve described is reckless at best and this is something you shouldn’t just look past and ignore. I know right now you’re probably just happy she’s okay, but dude, there’s no way you can believe all of this, right?
     
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  24. Degausser

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    I've never done acid, but when I've been around friends who have, they've always told me I have to help keep a positive environment so they don't have a bad trip. Sounds like the ideal thing to be doing while grieving the loss of a friend with the deceased's brother.
     
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  25. IHHH

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    Yeah this story makes no sense, and at this point I just assume that the guy died of an overdose (correct me if I am wrong The Real Roy Williams ) so your first instinct is to go mess with your head with acid in a different city with the brother?
     
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  26. bigred77

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    lechnerd
     
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  27. Imurhuckleberry

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    My brothers baby mama and Roy's gf should totes hang out. She is the literal worst human ever. The similarity between the two is probably why Roy triggers me. Bbm's latest escapade. Bangs my brother. Waits till he and the three kids are asleep. Sneaks out. Drugs/drunk and bangs some dude. Totals the car that my brother had bought her. Hit and runs. Somehow gets the car home. Passes out on the steps to the house in a skirt and an inside out shirt. Somehow convinced him that "she's a good girl and she's gonna change (they are 13 years and 3 kids in and this isn't even all that surprising). Somehow convinces him to sign some paperwork. Buys a 28k car @ 20% interest under his name. Threatens that he will never see his kids again if he doesn't let her keep the car. Low self esteem is a motherfucker. They didn't let me know till after the holidays because "I would have said something."

    So Roy, you're far from alone in this situation. Fucking ridiculous.

    And my motto for them is "you can take the fuckups out of Florida but you can't take the Florida out of the fuckups." your move ohio.
     
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  28. gus_chiggins

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    and cuts off all contact and her "phone is dead" for hours at a time while shes at a house with electricity I'm presuming?
     
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  29. Jigga

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    It’s 2019. There’s phone chargers everywhere. If someone’s phone is dead for 48 hours it’s because they want it dead for 48 hours
     
  30. bertwing

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    This thread has come full circle
     
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  31. gus_chiggins

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    It's critical to be around people you trust. Especially if it's your first time because it's like nothing you've ever experienced before if you have no experience with hallucinogens
     
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  32. TheFreak55

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  33. gus_chiggins

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    It crossed my mind and I sincerely hope that's the case. If not, Roy is in for a world of pain
     
  34. a.tramp

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    You guys forget that when you are on acid, electrical outlets become little wall monsters that try to eat you. No way can you risk getting eaten to charge your phone.

    Story checks out.
     
  35. Imurhuckleberry

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    and when acid trips start to go bad they don't often turn around.
     
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  36. gus_chiggins

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    For fucks sake, imagine tripping on fucking acid after someone you love has just died??? That would be on the Mt Rushmore of catastrophically stupid shit to do
     
  37. tylerdolphin

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    Sounds similar, minus the kids, to my almost SIL. Completely manipulative bitch who had my brother in a financial mess. She had him so fucked up that we had to lie to him about needing him to help us move something so that she would let him go somewhere without her so we could talk to him alone about some shit we found out.

    We sat my brother down intervention style with the immediate family and some cousins and told him everything we knew about her, what we thought about her, ect.

    He called off the engagement and I lent him some money to get his life back on track and he's been back to normal ever since. Pussy is a helluva drug.
     
  38. Degausser

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    Hi, yes, I also have an awful human being for a SIL. Since I've known my wife(~4 years), she's been married twice, engaged two other times, had two kids, and "dated" probably close to 10 other people. She's currently living with my in-laws with her two kids while she's engaged to some new guy despite not being officially divorced from her husband she split up with about a month ago. She was cheating on that husband with at least half a dozen different people while he was deployed, leading to their split up.
     
  39. bertwing

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    My brother called me just now. He asks if I can do him I favor while laughing his ass off. I say sure, but I’m taking a shit. He tells me his wife called him and that she’s locked IN her back yard and can’t get out. The back door and windows are locked, and the gate locks from the outside to their fence... and she’s way too short to climb anything over a child gate.

    I literally have to wipe my ass and go let my sister out of her own back yard. She was apparently letting their dog outside to pee and she forgot there was no way to get out of her gate without climbing it or going through the house.

    I just shook my head and left.
     
  40. gus_chiggins

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    No need to wipe for that, imo
     
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  41. bertwing

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    I’m back on the porcelain now picking up where I left off
     
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  42. IHHH

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    Just found this bad boy in the fridge...

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  43. Arkadin

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    Your brother is married to lechnerd apparently
     
  44. IHHH

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    And I wonder how we lose track of stuff like this....

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  45. Arkadin

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    And holy FUCK NO at taking acid and going radio silent hours away from home with a bunch of people grieiving a loss. Jesus Christ
     
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  46. a.tramp

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    IHHH that picture makes me more nervous than any of the previous postings itt today.
     
  47. bertwing

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    I was going to make that joke but decided against it
     
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  48. Degausser

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  49. IHHH

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    I know....
     
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  50. gus_chiggins

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    Impressively stupid lie and she knew Roy would buy it
     
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