Nature is scary thread

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  1. BP

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    Hyena fending off a pack of wild dogs in Africa.

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    Hyenas have the 8th most powerful bite in the animal kingdom in fact. Coming in at around 1100 psi, a hyena's bite far surpasses even the strongest human bites (~200 psi).
     
  5. Fargin'

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    That 2nd pic is great. The way they hunt is so methodical. Love African Wild Dogs.
     
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    That one dog is scared shitless
     
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  7. Fargin'

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    Looks pretty damn chill to me. Just playing keep away while his boy does work.
     
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    Get your eyes checked
     
  9. Stagger Lee

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    What’s the strongest? I remember seeing a nature documentary a while back that ranked the strongest bites in the animal kingdom based on PSI. IIRC, the top 3, in order, were 1) Alligator snapping turtle, 2) Hyena, 3) Jaguar
     
  10. devine

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    Humans have strong bites?
     
  11. theriner69er

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    nile croc I believe is #1 Hippo is up there too.
     
  12. theriner69er

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    I get it, but I do find the argument that hunting is cruel to be a tad short-sighted, given the way most wild animals will meet their demise (starvation, eaten by something else, etc). Not that hunting is humane, but, you know....not many hunters are eating animals and their in utero babies alive from the ass end.
     
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    Juggsian research shows the Nile Crock is #1. List after that differs from site to site but the #1 seems to be unanimous.
     
  15. Stagger Lee

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    I remember those being way down the list. They measured the bites of saltwater and Nile crocs, American alligators, hippos, great white sharks, lions, and various other animals, and none came close to the snapping turtle, hyena, and jaguar.
     
  16. Stagger Lee

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    Maybe they just measured a weak Nile croc during the show I watched.
     
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    https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/top-10-which-animals-have-the-strongest-bite/

    10. Hyena
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    Hyena © iStock
    Bite force: 1,100psi Distribution: Sub-Saharan Africa

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    9. Grizzly bear
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    Grizzly bear © iStock
    Bite force: 1,160psi Distribution: Canada 
and USA

    8. Polar bear
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    Bite force: 1,200psi Distribution: Arctic Circle

    7. Gorilla
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    Bite force: 1,300psi Distribution: Forests 
of central Africa

    6. Bull shark
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    Bite force: 1,350psi Distribution: Warm coastal areas, rivers and lakes worldwide

    5. Jaguar
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    Bite force: 1,500psi Distribution: Southwestern USA, Central America, South America

    4. Hippopotamus
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    Bite force: 1,800psi Distribution: Sub-Saharan Africa

    3. American alligator
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    Bite force: 2,125psi Distribution: Southern USA

    2. Saltwater crocodile
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    Bite force: 3,700psi Distribution: India, Southeast Asia, Australia

    1. Nile crocodile
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    Bite force: 5,000psi Distribution: Sub-Saharan Africa
     
  18. Stagger Lee

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    Just googled it. It appears the people doing the testing in the documentary didn't know what they were doing
     
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  19. Poetic

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    I'm actually a big fan of Hyenas, they get a shit rep, but they're fuckin cool as shit.
     
  20. Nug

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    Just returned from a safari in South Africa . First, go immediately.

    Our guide told us that African Wild Dogs have a 95% success rate on their kills. They are just fucking relentless and if they want to eat you, they will never stop. Leopards and other big cats were like 50-60%.
     
  21. Fecta23

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    So fucking tight. Also, really hard to see in the wild which I was not expecting.
     
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    Awesome animals. Was in Harar, Ethiopia last year where you can feed them. Was one of the craziest experiences of my life. They smell awful, but do have something resembling a laugh when they get rowdy. They just give you a stick with camel meat on the end and they come right up to you.
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    This guy has been on Planet Earth and stuff before.

    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/08/this-man-lives-with-hyenas/
     
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    Psssst. Excuse me, your balls are showing.

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    Posted it for you, bae
     
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  25. Fecta23

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    HOLY SHIT. I saw two them of hunt and kill a baby zebra when I was in Olpejta Kenya last year and I thought that was tight (it was), but man
     
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    I thought that was a weird comparison. Like:

    "Mike Tyson has incredibly strong punching power, roughly 38x as powerful as Selena Gomez."
     
  27. One Two

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    Agreed. I have a hard time with laffy taffy and these things are out here biting through the bones of dead animals.
     
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    fuck every bit of that. Seems like a fun idea until they get tired of camel meat. Cool pics tho!
     
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    Shouldn't have been standing there.
     
  32. Stagger Lee

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    Their stamina is insane. They will chase an animal for miles without slowing down until the animal collapses from exhaustion and then go in for the kill.
     
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  34. THF

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  35. theriner69er

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    Do you know what animal has the best stamina?
     
  36. blind dog

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    Your mom
     
  37. theriner69er

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    Pfft after her knee replacement she can barely walk! what an terrible answer.
     
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    bold strategy playing red rover with a couple lions
     
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    Pelagic fish
     
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    5-star instincts and reaction time right there
     
  41. Henry Blake

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    Scared the shit out of the little cub. wtf? Then, mom's got this.
     
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    At 740 this morning my neighbor texted me that there was an alligator under my car and to not come outside. 8 foot.

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    Was fully expecting one of those bigger fish to go for the heron saltwater crocodile style.
     
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    Green Dragon snake - pretty aptly named.

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    Love to know how big that croc is. Blows me away how big those jokers are in person. I was next to a 17ft one years ago and was just in awe.
     
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    they're ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
     
  50. Henry Blake

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    He looks to be that big or bigger. There's a little bit of herp-derp in that croc. Herp-derp that would snap a leg with his tail.
     
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