Urban Meyer is an awful human being and Zach Smith is now ruining other people’s marriages

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    I hope you all have him in your local dead pool.
     
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  2. Jack Parkman

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    Boy that local liquor store in shitsburg Ohio is about have a helluva night
     
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  3. 941Gator

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  4. * J Y *

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    Hey teachers! I know ALL about the break room. Wouldn’t it be a shame if I talked about what really happened to the coffee maker on my podcast???? Payback is a bitch hahaha!!! #truth #justice #scorchedearth
     
  5. Jack Parkman

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    Oh the booze is flowing baby
     
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  6. visa

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    Ok cool

    Book em
     
  7. 941Gator

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    It’s going to either be:

    “All the jail guards loved me and are waiting for the podcast.”

    Or

    “I now know what it is like to be mistreated by the criminal justice system, just wait until you hear my side of things.”
     
  8. 941Gator

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    still wearing OSU gear?

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  9. herb.burdette

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    No one ever stays with the Florida Gators, not Urban Meyer, not Staeve Spurrier, certainly not Zach Smith.
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    I love me some staeve spurrier
     
  11. VaxRule

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    The guy is unemployed. He can’t be out buying a whole new wardrobe
     
  12. buckwild

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    He is not unemployed.
     
  13. herb.burdette

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    We all love staeve.
     
  14. 941Gator

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    interesting humble brag about keeping zach, but anyway i'm ok with that (spurrier is back though btw and Tebow hello?), but doesn't Zach just run his mouth all day about OSU? you'd think he avoid being caught in their gear.
     
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  15. 941Gator

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    now that I know his middle name, obligatory:

     
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  16. buckwild

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    The only person / thing he seems to have issue with OSU is the President. He runs his mouth about just about everything it seems....but not really OSU.
     
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  17. 941Gator

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    guess i'll have to tune in (after venmo'ing him) to find out!
     
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  19. Clown Baby

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    I think Zack Smith probably takes issue with all Black presidents
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    Guy is a fucking bottom feeding loser who shows you how easy it is to make it to certain professional levels based on being lucky Sperm
     
  21. Pelican

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    Mike Cooper still the GOAT unfortunate Ohio State-wearing apparel guy. “Mostly uhhhh sports scores” is such a great way to respond when caught jerking it in a library.

     
  22. IHHH

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    That’s exactly how I picture Corch
     
  23. herb.burdette

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    We’re not humble.
     
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    « I am not a sexual predator but yeah I would be afraid »
     
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  26. Corch

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    Mods please take that video down. I did not provide written permission for that to be posted.
     
  27. Constant

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    If you don't count baby murderer Casey Anthony.

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  28. buckwild

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    Attorney sounds like he's sick of the drama from both of them.

    Smith's attorney, Brad Koffel, released a statement to 10TV following his arrest:

    "Same old, same old. Absolutely malicious move by his ex-wife to have Zach arrested at their kids’ school when he was there to pick them up. She’s in contempt of court for not giving him the kids to him last night which she was supposed to. Just very sad for the children. 100% avoidable by both of them.”
     
  29. ButchCassidy

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    Hope this doesn't delay the release of his much anticipated podcast!
     
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  30. Goose

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    Lol who employed this idiot?

    Besides Urban Meyer, of course.
     
  31. buckwild

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    His brother. Some medical billing company.
     
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  32. Constant

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    The old, "if you don't pay this bill on time, I'm putting you on blast on my podcast" strategy, eh? Smart.
     
  33. electronic

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    Ehhh. If he was arrested that day for violating a protective order, she probably had good reason to keep the kids that night.

    That attorney sounds like a douche.
     
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  34. Constant

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    I'm guessing she failed to give him the kids the night before the arrest, not after.
     
  35. Corch

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    There's nothing unfortunate about those not guilty titties
     
  36. CUtigers

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    Yeah I think you might be reading that wrong
     
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  37. electronic

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    Fair enough.
     
  38. electronic

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    Statement from wife’s attorney:

     
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  39. Corch

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    They are the most white trash couple possibly ever
     
  40. buckwild

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    Not just any podcast....the MENACE 2 SOCIETY podcast.

    This is the company...

    http://www.completerevenue.com/
     
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  41. 941Gator

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    I want both lawyers on the podcast!
     
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  42. theriner69er

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    I don't believe a word of this, I hope to get the truth in Zach's next podcast/twitter rant
     
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  43. Constant

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    Lawyers are word tricksters. If she failed to give him the kids the night before the arrest, there's no time for a "court to have found her in contempt of any court order". Thst doesn't mean she's not in violation.

    #stanningforzach.
     
  44. electronic

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    Failing to turn over the kids the night before is not even on the same planet as going to the goddamn school and threatening teachers. What in this guy’s history would lead you to give him the benefit of the doubt in any situation? He’s a lunatic.
     
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  45. Constant

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    You might be taking this conversation too seriously.
     
  46. electronic

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    That doesn’t sound like me.
     
  47. Corch

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    Gunners please make this your avatar again instead of that suicidal grass fairy
     
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  48. herb.burdette

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    You would be a lot more informed about this situation if you started viewing the podcasts. Zach Smith explains everything.
     
  49. Pelican

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    Orange is the New Zach

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  50. Constant

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    Looks fantastic.

    - Clemson posters.