MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    I will personally drive to LA to bring Latif home. Poor guy. Fucking DonG and his reverse Robin Hood tactics.
     
  2. DirtBall

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    I’m guessing open cup pots are better in here than the USMNT thread. The Florida Soccer Soldiers have now taken down the NPSL champs Miami FC and the USL championship Charlotte FC:



    Fucck you CRYami FC





    Full highlights:



    #FSSTID
     
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  3. MODEVIL

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    I don’t get what the deal is but he’s made some tweets recently. Seems to want out.
     
  4. DirtBall

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    I think it might have something to do with the fact he moved from Ghana to the US with no family/support because Vermes promised his family he’d be there for him. Then thanks to the antiquated POS expansion draft. DonG made him move from his new home that Vermes and Sporting scouts spent years selling him and his family on.
     
  5. teel

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    You must be thrilled with your beloved Union zeberdee
     
  6. zeberdee

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    DOOP!
     
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  7. DirtBall

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    Pozuelo vs DC2 on ESPN+
     
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  8. DirtBall

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    Holy cow. Was just looking at the schedule. We all know FCD’s team is nothing but U20s. Well guess what? U20s are leaving tomorrow. Guess who plays them tomorrow instead of today like the rest of the matches? You got it! LAFC. But want to hear the kicker? Guess who plays them AGAIN in 4 days???? GOT IT AGAIN!!! LAFC! Guess how many times in MLS history teams have played each other twice in 4 days in regular season competitions? Yep! Zero*. Gotta love that “convenient” scheduling DonG set up for cry baby Bobby.

    *Did not verify this stat but it sounds right.
     
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  9. Rootgers

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    This is LAFC's second back-to-back of the season
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    EXACTLY!!! And DonG scheduled the first the same time he knew Ruidiaz and Marshall would be hurt.
     
  11. Shiggityshwo

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    shoot that you fuckin nerd
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Pozuelo is so pissed. He dribbles through 4 guys, puts someone in or tries to play a 1-2 and gets absolutely nothing from his teammates.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    UPDATE: Terrance Boyd coming in soooo nothing will change for TFC.
     
  14. Rootgers

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    Blanco trying to get a pk after hitting himself in the face
     
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  15. DirtBall

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    Made his debut. Scored 10 mins later. :NailedIt:

     
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  16. OZ

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    Fernandez is so natural in his runs, but his speed is also insane.

    He is more ‘talented’ than Valeri and Blanco but he also seems to have their creativity. Oh Lordy, were they dangerous the minute he got in the game.
     
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  18. DirtBall

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  19. MODEVIL

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    I feel like LAFC are moving up on the dirtball hate rankings and I love it. Look out Atlanta.
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    BUMP
     
  21. DirtBall

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    You guys are actually good. Gives you an insta boost.
     
  22. DirtBall

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    What the hell is going on?
     
  23. Shiggityshwo

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    that's pretty embarrassing tbh
     
  24. DirtBall

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    “Embarrassing”

    -VWC announcing crew
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Whitecaps, your urgency, woof.
     
  26. DirtBall

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    “Wow, does he cause a hissy fit”

    These silly Canucks.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Hahahahaha

    “It’s impossible to tell if this man is legitimate in anything he does”

    Love these guys.
     
  28. MA

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    These announcers are the whiniest little shits.
     
  29. TheFreak55

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    fantastic second half by Vancouver gk
     
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  30. Shiggityshwo

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    now I know how Woody felt when Buzz came along
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    In all honesty he shouldn’t of spilled the shitty shot right into his gut but will probably win save if the year:

     
  32. DirtBall

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    LMBO. #Vaginamos.

     
  33. DirtBall

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    Do we think they banned the huge nazi supporter section or a couple pure hearted citizens with a rainbow flag like they do in Commerce?

     
  34. DirtBall

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    Uri is so damn good. No clue how OCFC can waste his so bad.
     
  35. DirtBall

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    11 key passes is absolute insanity.



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  36. DirtBall

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  37. SugarShaun

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    $50k and an international spot for a season rental isn’t bad
     
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  38. MODEVIL

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    Blessing starting tonight

    :blessed:
     
  39. DirtBall

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  40. MODEVIL

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    Who would want to leave this?

     
  41. DirtBall

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    He’s probably scared of getting a beer shower like Diomande. Here in KC we love soccer players of all faiths.
     
  42. Shiggityshwo

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    Western Conference finals are on and I'm sitting here waiting for a midweek MLS game that in all likelihood should be a slaughter with FCD's decimated side, what has become of me
     
  43. DirtBall

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  44. DirtBall

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    I do appreciate DonG holding kick off until the Blaze go to half time. Only Pro-Dirt thing he’s ever done.
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    It would be #SoMLS if FCD gets a result here.
     
  46. DirtBall

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    Typical LAFpee match so far. 70% trying to see what Mia Hamm or Will Ferrell are doing. 20% jumping like idiots. 5% religiously degrading beer showers. 5% soccer. Too bad they aren’t playing LAG so they can replace the soccer percent with “opposing fan cooler destruction” then they’d really be in heaven.
     
  47. Rootgers

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    MLS gifts expansion teams with loaded rosters now, and favorable schedules, it'll be interesting to see if these ultras still show after 1 or 2 bad seasons
     
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  48. DirtBall

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    Atlanta’s quit after 4 mediocre games
     
  49. Festus McBadass

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    We demand more
     
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  50. DirtBall

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    #Spoiled