MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Festus McBadass

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    Mine are about $750 per seat
     
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  2. HuskerInMiami

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    Perfect, thanks. The stadium hasn't even begun to be built yet, but I'm curious what the difference of regular seats/club seats/Suites
     
  3. MA

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    Congrats.
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    Trash v Trash

     
  5. DirtBall

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    Lletget livin his best life

     
  6. DirtBall

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    Booooooooo, no Fernandez

     
  7. DirtBall

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    Gotta feel for Vancouver, it seems every one of their players has gone down with a knee tear this half. Lucky for them that the Canadian universal healthcare system is so good that the physios can fix them up after about 5 mins on the turf.
     
  8. DirtBall

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    Once had beer out of the Cadcadia Cup with the officers of Vancouvers Supporter section. Was after the Timbers-Sounders match in 2014 I think, the Vancouver guys took the train down because they’d locked up the cup and the Timber Army presented it to them after the game. We stopped by the Deschutes by my place after the match and there were those wacky Canadians with their Cup serving beers to anyone and everyone.
     
  9. snowfx2

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    Ferreira is such a good prospect.
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Not a ton of super intriguing matches today.
     
  11. Rootgers

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    Our reserves can lazily blow a lead just as well as the starters
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Pozuelo bleached his hair. He looks awful but it’s super easy to pick him out when he’s not on the ball which is a plus.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Toronto is night and day different when Jozy is in vs out. Hamilton is a lot better than Akinola midweek but neither occupy a back line like Jozy.
     
  14. DirtBall

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    Toronto’s back line is almost as bad as Sportings. Yikes.
     
  15. Rootgers

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    I feel like Univision punishes use for listening to the English-language broadcast by putting the 2 biggest doofusses on the mic.
     
  16. Rootgers

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    Who the fuck is Sean Davies?
     
  17. SugarShaun

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    Columbus continues their dominance over Southern California this week tonight so disagree
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    I sure hope so
     
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  19. IAHusk

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    Damn it. That was the most nonchalant finish by Zlatan.
     
  20. DirtBall

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    The true King in the North



     
  21. DirtBall

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    Ciman might of ruptured his Achilles
     
  22. Wu

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    Imagine if Toronto still had Giovinco in addition to Pozuelo
     
  23. IAHusk

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    Terrible end to the half for the Galaxy.
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Pathetic display from Philly trying to see this one out. Hopefully TFC find an equalizer.
     
  25. DirtBall

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    Fucking hate stoppage time. Philly spends 4 out of 6 minutes rolling around feigning injuries and the ref adds 30 additional seconds.
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Morales defending Zlatan is a humorous visual.
     
  27. DirtBall

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    Omg, that’s nothing.
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Shut the f up Taylor
     
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  29. IAHusk

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    Twellman can't get through a single game without being a drama queen about something.
     
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  30. snowfx2

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    GBS should've just punted the match midweek vs. Columbus and started a reserve team. Had no legs today and the 3-5-2 in the 1H didn't work at all.

    Hopefully Favio Alzarez gives us a much needed offensive boost.
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Keaton Parks rubbing Zlatans chest “it’s nice to meet you, it’s nice to meet you” as Zlatan pays him no attention at all.
     
  32. SugarShaun

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    It does not appear Caleb’s comments are helping with calls
     
  33. DirtBall

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    Why is baby dick Bendik playing instead of Steffen?
     
  34. SugarShaun

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    I don’t know
     
  35. Shiggityshwo

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    announcer said he's nursing a sore foot from the LAG game
     
  36. DirtBall

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  37. SugarShaun

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    Appears he was seen in a boot on his right foot
     
  38. SugarShaun

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    What a shit show
     
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  39. Shiggityshwo

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    the fuck was that :laugh:
     
  40. DirtBall

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    Hell of a pass off the crossbar though
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Still checks out

     
  42. Shiggityshwo

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  43. DirtBall

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    2 weeks in a row
     
  44. DirtBall

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    Same fucks that sectioned off 3/4th the visitor section with a tarp when Sporting played there earlier. #RELEGATE

     
  45. DirtBall

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    But NYC can’t ban their huge Nazi contingent because MLS “can’t take sides”. Fuck off DonG.
     
  46. DirtBall

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    And WTF is JOEtv?
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Ugh, you gotta chip that Elis
     
  48. DirtBall

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    For Christ sake Houston, put it on the fucking frame
     
  49. DirtBall

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    THIS



    Flounders announcers are almost as pathetic as their fans
     
  50. SugarShaun

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    Wtf

    Wow