Antonio Brown AKA Mr Big Chest offseason of chaos thread

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  1. racer

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    Looks like the DA for Allegheny county put rape on ignore.
     
  2. southside

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    I remove non value added commentary from my life when I can control it.

    God bless the ignore function.
     
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  3. Cornelius Suttree

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    Amen
     
  4. southlick

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  5. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  6. MG2

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    So he sent that stuff to his associates in a group text she was included in? Or am I missing something?
     
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  7. bro

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    get this dude out of the league. fucking nuts
     
  8. Aaron Hernandez

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    Reading the article it seems like he forwarded her the group text from 2017, to let her know his team investigated her 2 years ago. I assume to intimidate her.
     
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  9. Aaron Hernandez

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    That’s like a Shane Gillis level miscalculated response to controversy.
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    Real shame the Patriots have to forfeit any wins with him on the team
     
  11. mmm

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    AB didn't write those texts...they're far too coherent.
     
  12. devine

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    Uh yes he did. Read the OPs replies
     
  13. racer

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    foh clown
     
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  14. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  15. Mix

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    He sent those and included his lawyer. I'm not sure if that is better or worse. Either way enjoy those extra billable hours.
     
  16. Detlef Schrempf

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    This feels like the fast lane to the commissioners exempt list.
     
  17. Ty Webb

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    I was going to make a joke about AB including his lawyer in an attempt to keep the messages privileged. Then I realized AB would have no knowledge of that concept.
     
  18. Houndster

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    He will be in my starting lineup this Sunday.

    Innocent until proven guilty
     
  19. racer

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    That’s like confessing to murder on national tv and then being like “my lawyer heard it, can’t be used.”
     
  20. ashy larry

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    thanks for this update
     
  21. TC

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    I like how he spends a lot of time in the texts basically going "lol poor"
     
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  22. jrmy

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    “WhY BeCAuSe He’S a bLAcK aTHlEtE” - dump
     
  23. jrmy

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    Just wanted to post that for you since you haven’t had the chance yet buddy
     
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  24. MG2

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    Pats cut him
     
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  26. MG2

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    Does he still get the $9M guaranteed?
     
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  27. jrmy

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    What the heck
     
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  28. Walt Disney

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    Crazy
     
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  29. Beeds07

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    Holy shit. I said 5 weeks.
     
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  30. dump

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    Hate to see such institutional racism like this in the USA
     
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  31. Pelican

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    I hope not.
     
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  32. Mix

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    I can't imagine how he got any guaranteed money in the first place but if any team has to pay for him to cover his sexual assault bills I'm glad its the Pats.
     
  33. VaxRule

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    He probably should have signed that settlement agreement they worked out.
     
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  34. Truman

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  35. Houndster

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    Kind of ticked off I wasn’t consulted first. I was planning on at least 10 points from him this week
     
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  36. spagett

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    He's going to wind up in jail or a mental institution.
     
  37. IHHH

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    So, the bengals are next to get bused on their back
     
  38. NoNatty

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    My fantasy team is in ruins.
     
  39. Irush

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    To be expected from a guy who roots for a team that plays a guy who has child porn
     
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  40. Aaron Hernandez

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    It’s got to be really confusing for someone of that level of arrogance to understand why bad things are suddenly starting to happen to him.
     
  41. Wendel Clark

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    This story is the story that just keeps getting crazier
     
  42. spagett

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    It doesn't seem like he ever considers he's the problem. Seems like he immediately goes to "people are out to get me".
     
  43. All_Luck

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    Pretty crazy they just signed him to beat the Dolphins
     
  44. IHHH

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    Best one since the stalker story
     
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  45. ButchCassidy

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    Sorry for your loss.
     
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  46. racer

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    I’m appalled that Bobby Kraft could do this to his brother in sexual deviance.
     
  47. Aaron Hernandez

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    Talk about your all time backfires.
     
  48. Bruce Wayne

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    This fucking guy
     
  49. Jack Parkman

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    He and the Miami dolphins deserve each other
     
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  50. IHHH

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    I love seeing karma hit on full cylinders