Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Josey Wales

    Josey Wales Well-Known Member
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    Ok, so impeach Biden and all the GOP Senators, as well as trump. I think I’m doing this right.
     
    #282101 Josey Wales, Oct 3, 2019
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  2. RGClemson05

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    #282102 RGClemson05, Oct 3, 2019
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  3. jrmy

    jrmy For bookings contact Morgan at 702-374-3735
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    PRESIDENTIAL (CANDIDATE) HARASSMENT!
     
    #282103 jrmy, Oct 3, 2019
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  4. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Same
    Fucking
    Grift
     
    #282104 Beeds07, Oct 3, 2019
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  5. Rothko

    Rothko The Grand Sachem
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    #282105 Rothko, Oct 3, 2019
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  6. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    They brought donuts, so it wasn't a total waste of time...
     
    #282106 sflnole, Oct 3, 2019
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  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    #282107 timo, Oct 3, 2019
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  8. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    It looks like the opening of a male strip club
     
    #282108 HoosDaMan, Oct 3, 2019
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  9. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Why do people still give those idiots attention
     
    #282109 cutig, Oct 3, 2019
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  10. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    That’s my question. Truly no one cares
     
    #282110 bro, Oct 3, 2019
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  11. ButchCassidy

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    That thread is gold Jerry, gold!
     
    #282111 ButchCassidy, Oct 3, 2019
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  12. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    #282112 BrentTray, Oct 3, 2019
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  13. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    very cool that trump has neutered the FEC by leaving commisioner spots vacant
     
    #282113 Name P. Redacted, Oct 3, 2019
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  14. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    By that guy's tweets, it seems more like an SNL skit.
     
    #282114 ButchCassidy, Oct 3, 2019
  15. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    Sacha Baron Cohen couldn’t pull off a funnier bit than this.

    This is amazing
     
    #282115 Truman, Oct 3, 2019
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  16. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    the guy has a XXX tattoo? like from the shitty Vin Diesel movie?

    You can't make this shit up.
     
    #282116 KJROD20, Oct 3, 2019
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  17. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Honestly I would have even more respect for Warren if she was whipping a marine with a chain and leaving scars.
     
    #282117 Duck70, Oct 3, 2019
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  18. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    Follow the Breadcrumbs
    [​IMG]
     
    #282118 brolift, Oct 3, 2019
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  19. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    I'm convinced Wohl is a satirical comedian
     
    #282119 NCHusker, Oct 3, 2019
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    #282120 Beeds07, Oct 3, 2019
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  21. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Can someone explain to me why people give these weirdos the attention they crave?
     
    #282121 steamengine, Oct 3, 2019
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  22. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Aric Toler‏ @AricToler 32m32 minutes ago




    The guy in shorts is "Kelvin" and is described by Jacob as a "war hero" and "male escort". Everyone is laughing at Jacob, and Burkman asks if the girls laughing at him are laughing at "our troops".

    2 replies 14 retweets 109 likes
     
    #282122 Prospector, Oct 3, 2019
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  23. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    pretty sure the person they voted for is already doing that to them
     
    #282123 afb, Oct 3, 2019
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  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Yep, trying to make this seem normal now.
     
    #282124 Beeds07, Oct 3, 2019
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  25. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Not even Voodoo.
     
    #282125 Daniel Ocean, Oct 3, 2019
  26. Bruce Bowen

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    Wohl recruited gay guys to say Mayor Pete sexually assaulted them. These guys are such fucking hacks it's not even funny.
     
    #282126 Bruce Bowen, Oct 3, 2019
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  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ve written enough I’ll pm you some
     
    #282127 Daniel Ocean, Oct 3, 2019
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  28. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    nice summary

     
    #282128 Lyrtch, Oct 3, 2019
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  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    #282129 Beeds07, Oct 3, 2019
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  30. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis GBR
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    I will do a crime.
    Hey maybe don't.
    Nope, gonna do this crime.
    Hey. Stop.
    *Whispers* Crime time.
     
    #282130 Bo Pelinis, Oct 3, 2019
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  31. Doc Louis

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    So much for my original idea of getting an off center tattoo of a logo from a Vin Diesel movie
     
    #282131 Doc Louis, Oct 3, 2019
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  32. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    No it's from the first one not the third one.
     
    #282132 Doc Louis, Oct 3, 2019
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  33. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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    ”STOP THE IMPEACHMENT” she’s in the fucking senate you failures.
     
    #282133 Dick Dollars, Oct 3, 2019
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  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Obviously you’re not extreme enough. Sucks to be you.
     
    #282134 Daniel Ocean, Oct 3, 2019
  35. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    :roll:
     
    #282135 sflnole, Oct 3, 2019
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  36. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Great now what am I going to do with all these pallets of mountain dew?
     
    #282136 Doc Louis, Oct 3, 2019
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  37. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    The Bill Taylor text message seems like significant news.
     
    #282137 HoosDaMan, Oct 3, 2019
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  38. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Please respect the troops
     
    #282138 WC, Oct 3, 2019
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  39. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Nobody asked for your opinion :crossedarms:
     
    #282139 sflnole, Oct 3, 2019
  40. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    this motherfucker got a Vin Diesel Triple X tattoo on his back :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
    #282140 Crepeswithasmile, Oct 3, 2019
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  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #282141 bro, Oct 3, 2019
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  42. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    #282142 Mix, Oct 3, 2019
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  43. ned's head

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    I really wish McCarthy was the senate leader. What an idiot

     
    #282143 ned's head, Oct 3, 2019
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  44. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    personally I believe vin diesel’s portrayal of Groot shows the range he has as an actor
     
    #282144 joe-, Oct 3, 2019
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  45. ohbluefan

    ohbluefan Well-Known Member
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    Trump blowing his load on Joe Biden is likened to the guy in my fantasy league that took Matt Ryan as the 1st QB off the board in the 4th round. Looking back it probably wasn’t a good idea....
     
    #282145 ohbluefan, Oct 3, 2019
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  46. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Not gonna lie, I like pundit Hillary.
     
    #282146 sflnole, Oct 3, 2019
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  47. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    me too. her Twitter quips don’t come off as self indulgent like Nancy’s do
     
    #282147 joe-, Oct 3, 2019
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  48. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    use it to chase your whiskey
     
    #282148 sflnole, Oct 3, 2019
  49. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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    I can’t stop laughing at my guys police badge. Guarantee that came from a dollar store :laugh:
     
    #282149 BudKilmer, Oct 3, 2019
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  50. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Scotch
     
    #282150 Daniel Ocean, Oct 3, 2019
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