Mugshot Baes aka Mugshawtys

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  1. REGGNECK

    REGGNECK You wanna know what I been down , DONT BOTHER ME
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  2. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    I’d bet it wasn’t a too big or too small thing. Realistically, dude was probably in an accident or something and she took a picture to show her friends this dudes mutilated dick which is a pretty dick move (pun intended).
     
  3. Bruce Bowen

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    So we have 3 theories:
    1. Absolute hog
    2. Micro penis
    3. Mangled junk
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  4. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm going with absolute hog based on circumstantial evidence of what girl wants to see a micro or mangled peen?

    Case closed
     
  5. ashy larry

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    theory four: he suffered from the same affliction as sally2dicks
     
  6. ashy larry

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  7. RalfBully

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  8. tjsblue

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    For sure would. Look how his eyes are different levels of dilated. He’s on a lot more than the weeds.
     
  9. WhiskeyDelta

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    He suffered a head injury in a fist fight that left one eye permanently dilated. Show some damn respect
     
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  10. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    i thought he had that eye disorder where they're 2 different colors
     
  11. 941Gator

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    disagree. it was a "omg girls, look at this thing" moment and one of the girls that saw it shared it or ratted. The patient didn't even get involved until needed, probably after she was fired. Doubt he played a big role. Hospital moved with the quickness.
     
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  12. pearl

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  13. BuckeyeRiot

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    Ah my favorite game; crying, high, or both.
     
  14. WhiskeyDelta

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    Given it's just suspended license I'm going crying based on smudged mascara
     
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  15. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Damn girl, how much?
     
  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Feel like that could be a COVID risk
     
  17. Daddy Rabbit

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  18. ryno23

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  19. Shawn Hunter

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    I will take one for the team for this fine young lady
     
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    At first I was #2 becuase I thought he was angry about the pics getting out, then I remembered women are awful and some jealous hag saw this monster hog and got jealous and turned her in, so I am team #1.
     
  21. pearl

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  22. WhiskeyDelta

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    Hitting for the cycle
     
  23. bigred77

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    She looks like an elementary teacher
     
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  24. Mr Bulldops

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    Have fun in prison with your cellmate Fisty
     
  25. TeeDee

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    She was, then corona came and she got furloughed. Hard times.
     
  26. pearl

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  27. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    taking “dick pics” to a whole new level...
     
  28. HoosDaMan

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    Must have been quite the specimen.
     
  29. NP13

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  30. bigred77

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    I would be telling everyone I meet
     
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  31. tjsblue

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    Meat
     
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  32. pearl

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  33. M'ark Pepperonio

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    What kind of backwards ass place is still making arrests for that?
     
  34. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Entire state of Florida. So ridiculous. The officers get openly mocked about it as well.
     
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  35. Prospector

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    lol at comments: Possession of my heart. She can rehab at my place.
     
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  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Possession of my heart is the first thing I said
     
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  37. Mr Bulldops

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    Which is ridiculous since it is legal her medically and you can easily go get a card
     
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  38. pearl

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  39. Lip

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    this the kennebunkport chick? This was a huge story five or so years ago.
     
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  40. AHebrewToo

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  41. pearl

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    Don’t know
     
  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  43. CoastalOrange

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  44. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I would roll that ass up and smoke it
     
  45. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    The victim

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  46. Nole96SC

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  47. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    150 dudes in 18 months. One every 4.5 days.
     
  48. ned's head

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    Or like we say back home, the perpetual grilled cheese sandwich
     
  49. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    There are probably girls on tinder that do the same without getting paid for it.