HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Paulbee78

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    It was a great bender.
     
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  2. Paulbee78

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    And everyone knows that next year is the Dawgs year.
     
  3. Louis Holth

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    Paul you need to lay off the sauce
     
  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Damn, he's bought in fully
     
  5. Tobias

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  6. Tobias

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  8. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This guy has been really good every season but last year.
     
  9. Reggie Washington

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    What the fuck are we doing with our bench? We going to roll with Flowers, Camargo, Ender? Who am I missing?
     
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  10. Drown ‘Em

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    Flow is currently a FA.
     
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  11. Degausser

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    Flowers isn't even on the team right now, is he?
     
  12. Tobias

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  13. IowaHuskerFan3

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    The fuck is Borat doing
     
  14. Daddy Rabbit

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    Damn man, chill out. Didn't you see where we signed Ozuna to a big contract? Give it 4-6 weeks before we start signing pesky bench players.
     
  15. Drown ‘Em

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    It looks like he’s wearing an expensive set of pajamas with an undershirt.
     
  16. ashy larry

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    swinging through a belt-high fastball
     
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  17. Tobias

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    i went to kakes baseball reference page to see how many more hits he needs for me to win my bet with jrmy (213) and learned that one of his nicknames is TTT

    no explanation for it.
     
  18. Festus McBadass

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    His kid’s names all start with T. Some Nick fan you are.
     
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  19. Tobias

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    that is just a family fun fact. it doesnt explain why his nickname is TTT
     
  20. Drown ‘Em

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  22. Clown Baby

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  23. Clown Baby

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    I really hope we give Contreras a fair shot at playing time but I just know we’re gonna trot out Alex Jackson way too often. He’s gonna hit .125 and average a passed ball a game. He’s the new Ender and we still have the old Ender.
     
  24. Tobias

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    i am going to fully believe that rumored package for ramirez is accurate and bash AA constantly for being too scared to pull the trigger
     
  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm done shit talking AA for a while. The ozuna deal is amazing. He improved our rotation a ton. If he gets a couple arms for the pen I think it's an A+ offseason.

    Love that we actually added to the core vs taping it together.
     
  26. Tobias

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    i would argue (and i think the projections would agree) that we currently arent as good as the team we had last year. to say nothing of how the dodgers and padres and mets and cardinals have improved.

    we were one game away from a world series and while what he did with ozuna was nice, its not nearly enough. our depth is non-existent. we are too close to a title to just stand pat like this
     
  27. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Those projections always hate us. I think we are significantly better than last year. Full year of Pache and able bodied starters is going to be huge.
     
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  28. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Actually now that I think about it.. How could we possibly add Soroka and Morton and be worse than last year? Am I having a massive brain fart, who did we lose? Tobias
     
  29. Tobias

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    i agree they are kinda weird with how they project us

    but in light of what our competition has done, i do not think bringing back ozuna (to play left field) and signing charlie morton is nearly enough

    this is the time for AA to truly go for it and he simply isnt.
     
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  30. ashy larry

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    farm system ranks

    baseball america: 5th
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    i guess these still include pache and anderson but still p good work with the sanctions. need to nail this draft though
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    What a fucking loser. Great teammate
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Is it b/c of DH? Right now our pen might be a touch weaker but I feel like everything else is better.

    Line up is pretty much the same, except replace Pache for Ender...that's a win. Maybe Bug Country can be better than last year.

    Rotation of:

    Soroka
    Max
    Anderson
    Old Man Charlie
    Smyly/Bryse/Wright/Someone

    That's loads better than a year younger Soroka/Max & Hamels/Folty/Newk. I feel like we can say Soroka/Max are more estabilished than this point last year. Ian is a prodigy. Charlie is hopefully not too old...and anything has to be better than Folty/Newk.
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    The middle of our order is still very much a problem if we keep Freddie at 2. TDA isn’t going to be able to play everyday and he’s not a natural cleanup guy anyway. We need to add another bat and bump everyone down a slot. Otherwise, the bottom of the order will be a black hole with Riley, Ender/Pache and the pitcher.
     
  34. Tobias

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    that is fair. i just think our main competitors (dodgers, padres and maybe cards/mets if you're feeling generous) all improved much more than we did. it is an arms race and we havent kept up
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    The Cards added one guy who sucks away from Coors to a shitty lineup. Let’s not act like they went crazy. Same goes for the Mets.
     
  36. Drown ‘Em

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    Unfortunately, I think Frankie will improve the Mets’ lineup much more than Arenado will the Cards’.
     
  37. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Need Ozzie to have a good year and shake up the top of the order.
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    It’s gonna be hard to do that after the year Freddie had and the need to move Ozzie away from him because they’re the only two lefties in the lineup
     
  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    True
     
  40. Snakes

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    pretty much where I stand. I mother fucked AA for months and he turned around and got Ozuna for about $40 million less than he was asking for. I will wait and see how the team looks Opening Day before I inevitably turn again. I would love to upgrade 3rd base, but I can live with the lineup/rotation where it stands, assuming we add to our bench and bullpen prior to Opening Day. There are still a lot of free agents still out there.
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    I agree that we didn't make enough improvements. JRam would make me feel a lot better about things
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Go get Justin Turner and move Riley’s Ks to the bench
     
  43. Drown ‘Em

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    What are this thread’s thought on Joey Gallo? I was trying to think of a lefty bat that could in theory fit on our team and let Ron, Fred, and Bug bat 1-2-3. Could probably get him by swapping Riley and not much more, especially after his awful 2020. I think he’d be an upgrade at the plate as I expect a bounce back season after he makes a few adjustments to lower his launch angle. I know he hasn’t played 3b in a couple years and he’s probably better suited for the outfield, but I bet he could still play with an average glove there.
     
  44. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He's a stud.
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ozzie just needs to stop hurting his wrist and have a full season of him being healthy.

    The line up with out Tda looks pretty fucking awful.

    Ron
    Free
    Bug
    Oz
    Dansby
    Country
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    Contreas

    That's fucking gross
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    Dude hits 200. He fucking sucks. Don't give a fuck about his HRs when you're getting less than 1 hit a game
     
  47. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I think we should be kicking the tires on Kyle Seager.
     
  48. Drown ‘Em

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    He also slugs .500. Between 2017-2019 he had a 120 wRC+ with 103 HRs despite missing over 90 games to injury in 2019. He doesn’t suck. He’s the modern power hitter.
     
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  49. Drown ‘Em

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    Low key good move.
     
  50. Reggie Washington

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    Yeah, I'm gonna have a hard time watching someone strike out as much as he does. Its abysmal.
     
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