Snowpacolypse 2021 - Texas Edition

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Dump, Feb 11, 2021.

  1. Tobias

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    on one hand i feel for all our texas posters (except blind dog )

    on the other hand, i hope abbott and paxton and cruz and cornyn and patrick all freeze to death.

    the duality of man
     
  2. Andy Reocho

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    I can. People are dumb as fuck
     
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  3. a.tramp

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    Tons of pier & beam houses. Think trailer house with a concrete skirt. 2-3’ of uninsulated crawlspace between the house & ground as opposed to a slab or basement. That is just 1 thing.

    Water lines are not buried as deep as up north. That results in colder water which requires more energy to move. That is just a 2nd thing.
     
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  4. Redav

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    I'm mad for Texas that you have to put up with these politicians that do nothing. I'm not sure who else you blame for this other than them. They should be held accountable imo
     
  5. TC

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    "The chickens will come home to roost one day, but by then you'll be dead and I'll be rich" is the thinking I believe
     
  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Is this how you all can build so cheaply? McMansions in Texas are cheap af.
     
  7. a.tramp

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    Yep. It is a partial reason.
     
  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  9. fucktx

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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    I think the sort of schadenfreude about it is (and this is not meant toward any Texas posters here) is that the Texas state politicians love to do shit like use racist dog whistles about Democrat run cities and crime but when they have their own issues with governance can't handle systemic critiques without getting in their feelings.
     
  11. Gallant Knight

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    No it has no running water
     
  12. Redav

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    It's infuriating to me that they get to go on Fox News and generally exist with impugnity willfully letting people die, of covid and now this just in the last year.
     
  13. fucktx

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    our whole political system is fucked

    the small amount of people that live in west texas put all of these assholes in power and the people in major cities pay the price for their fucking incompetence
     
  14. fucktx

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  15. ned's head

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  16. racer

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    If they would have let cfa control the power grid we wouldn’t be here
     
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  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    You can’t believe conservatives blaming a problem on a minority (energy source) wouldn’t work???
     
  18. fucktx

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    no, i can’t believe people are falling for that shit

    they’d blame it on poc if they thought enough people would believe it
     
  19. spagett

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    Am I supposed to be appalled by that? Looks alright for prison food
     
  20. The Hit King

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    My house is heated by propane. We filled up on Saturday and are under 20 percent. We’ve used 80 percent since Saturday somehow with hardly any power.

    The dipshits who built the house only put in a 250 gallon tank for a 3800 square foot house. So when it gets cold we have to fill up every few days. Also they put the tankless water heater on the outside of the house.

    I tried to get the propane guy to fill it up (he was at my neighbors house ) since we’ll be out by tomorrow or Friday and he said ok. He gets here and then says his boss won’t approve it. I don’t think it really matters anyway because our house is 55 degrees and it doesn’t have a chance to heat up when the power goes on and off so often.


    Sorry for the rambling and run on sentences but I’m freezing my little dick off. We have no water, no power and am just waiting for Saturday to get here so it gets above freezing. I’ve lived all over the country and have never seen this level of incompetence.
     

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  21. ned's head

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    Yeah but imagine how bad it would have been on Sunday
     
  22. BWC

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    Good way to reform a man or woman is to feed him or her slop.
     
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  23. Truman

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    There you have it folks - Tobias is Crenshaw fanboi. He was omitted for a reason
     
  24. spagett

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    It's a deconstructed bacon and cheese biscuit.
     
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  25. Tobias

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    i loved his action movie about protecting georgia
     
  26. Irush

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    can’t say I’m surprised a guy who loves Chili’s would like Crenshaw tbh
     
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  27. BWC

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    "alright for prison food"
     
  28. Irush

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    which would be 14.99 in Brooklyn
     
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  29. Truman

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    Good call. Crenshaw is the Chilis of politicians.
     
  30. fucktx

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    you should read that thread if you think that’s ok
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I think this is 100% correct, but people (not saying on TMB but on Twitter and FB) saying "well this is what you voted for!" is glib and completely misses the point.
     
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  32. Truman

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    Too much cook county lib in spaggets DNA ...
     
  33. BWC

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    Partially... historically, this is what Texas has voted for. Sucks for the people who have moved there and have to have a +15 majority to make any headway
     
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  34. texasraider

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    Long John Silvers is the only answer here
     
  35. Truman

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    That’s Louie Gohmert
     
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  36. BWC

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    ***rings bell for great service***
     
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  37. fucktx

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    little caesar’s imo
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I mean this is why Georgia may not see much progress even if we get a Democratic governor. The state legislature is way too gerrymandered and may hinder meaningful progress to prevent a disaster like Texas is facing.
     
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  39. Truman

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    L
    LC is wayyyy better than LJS
     
  40. Bruce Bowen

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  41. BWC

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    Donald Trump is also better than Mitch McConnell. Your point?
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    wait we can't make fun of texas and it's literal entire history of stupidity built on a myth anymore

    god damn it
     
  43. fucktx

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    i don’t really like beto anymore but him saying that about god kinda won me back over

    gotta drive it into the heads of some of these dumb fucks that it wasn’t just “god’s plan”

     
  44. dump

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    Some libs ragging on Texas has a Trump ragging on California vibe
     
  45. Truman

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    Imo Gohmert is the worst of the worst. So he gets LJS. Which is the worst fast food.
     
  46. Truman

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    Stop being defensive dump. Facts don’t care about your feelings!
     
  47. BellottiBold

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    To people with brain damage maybe
     
  48. texasraider

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    But Crenshaw looks like a pirate
     
  49. BWC

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    Mother Nature has canceled making fun of Texas and its bloated sense of self. Truly a sad day.