Snowpacolypse 2021 - Texas Edition

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  1. Tobias

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    chilis bar and grill*
     
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  2. Truman

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    Ahhhh. Yeah yeah.
     
  3. Tobias

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    chilis bar and grill of politicians*
     
  4. BWC

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    White Castle would like a word
     
  5. fucktx

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  6. Andy Reocho

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    As if I needed any more reason to stop posting here.
     
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Just going off a couple of friends there who are on edge they just aren't in the mood to hear it right now, maybe when they finally can get the heat back on and don't have to sleep in a tent inside their homes. Again though, to reiterate, that isn't what is going on itt.
     
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  9. Lyrtch

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  10. fucktx

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    lmfao

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  11. fucktx

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    it wasn’t a serious post fwiw

    however i have responded to quite a few posts of people laughing at those suffering in texas on social media with that pic
     
  12. Truman

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    This is confusing. What does cornbread and morels have to do w it? Or a rat dressed like Indiana Jones
     
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  13. Andy Reocho

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    This is why everyone is making fun of Texas Gallant Knight

    Stupid thinking like this is why Texas is getting dunked on. Imagine thinking the dumb ass leadership of Texas is better to handle this
     
  14. fucktx

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    i’ll fucking freeze to death before i let the feds take my guns power!
     
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  15. Redav

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    It's a weird leap to think shitting on texas politicians is laughing at people without water and I don't really understand how that happens
     
  16. Andy Reocho

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    “Texas pride”
     
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  17. Lyrtch

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    to state the obvious reading about texas after that fertilizer plant exploded across the street from a school i've found texas the most baffling state in the country (article below a great example)

    we'll set aside the growth of industry and tech in Texas drawing white collar transplants and how those folks made a deal with the devil to avoid state income tax and even the most mild of functioning state governments for another day

    https://www.12newsnow.com/article/n...ants/502-c0490257-ef41-4723-8c63-362bf07b542f
     
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  18. spagett

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    No argument there
     
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  19. Tobias

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  20. TC

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    I hate when people say this, because it implies business can "fix" government and it can't
     
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  21. spagett

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    I was born in a Northwestern hospital

    Can't help it
     
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  22. fucktx

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    i don’t think anyone itt actually is unless i missed a few posts but it’s happening all over every other social media platform

    people equate those politicians to the people that live there i guess. it’s pretty fucked up and gross. saw people making fun of the people in that 130+ accident last week even though quite a few people died. “lol dumb texans”
     
  23. Gallant Knight

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    I hope people remember this when Abbott and Patrick are up for re-election but I’m guessing they won’t

    Also Beto is 100% going to use this opportunity to run for governor. We need a better candidate than him
     
  24. Drown ‘Em

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    So I know it is only in 25 states, and not everyone may be familiar with it, but Captain D’s is much better for Dan Crenshaw if you’re going in this direction. And in fact that might be my new nickname for him.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_D's
     
  25. texasraider

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    He’s a non starter after saying “fuck yes we’re coming after your guns”
     
  26. fucktx

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    i don’t like him either but he has a better chance of wheeling abbott out of austin than anyone really
     
  27. fucktx

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    there’s no one else with the name recognition/following that beto has

    no one else would be close except maybe castro
     
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  28. BWC

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    The other side of all this is a lot of Northerners have dealt without power during a cold snap at some point (many points), but also know how to handle cold on a day-to-day basis, so it eases the pain. Hate to align with simple CANE, but it is analogous to hurricane preparedness. If you know how to deal with something and your infrastructure is built around it, it's a lot easier to take in stride.

    In the same vein, there's an analogy with the climate change side of things. Hurricanes, cold snaps, etc. More common, more extreme. Wake the fuck up and get rid of politicians who refuse to do so.
     
  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    This is 100% my point.
     
  30. dump

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    maybe not after now
     
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  31. LuPoor

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    Making fun of Texans for having Republican leadership is unfair. Making fun of them for all the grotesque things that are uniquely Texan is fair and good.
     
  32. Tobias

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    i will make fun of every texan except Dump
     
  33. dump

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    Thank you
     
  34. theregionsitter

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    I'll top you- South Chicago Community Hospital, I've got that Democrat Cook County pension life in my blood
     
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  35. Tobias

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    sike how’s the weather down there probably cold lol

    just a little friendly “smack” talk folks
     
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  36. fucktx

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  37. Tobias

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  38. Andy Reocho

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    Anything at all is better than what’s in place. Stop looking for a perfect candidate that doesn’t exist.
     
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  39. Gallant Knight

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    How many elections does beto have to lose for him to be a loser?
     
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  40. TC

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    Are Texans insufferable? I've never met one :palmettosmug:
     
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  41. Lyrtch

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    much like Senator Ossoff

    you only have to win one for everyone to forget the losses
     
  42. herb.burdette

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    The only solution is for Texas to shoot its way out of this crisis.
     
  43. NYGator

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    Yes, because the "libs" can do something and are sworn to do something about Texas. Same thing, right?
     
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  44. Tobias

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    beto's campaign for governor would immediately crater if abbott decided to implement any dining restrictions. beto is nothig if he can't jump on top of a table and give a speech
     
  45. clemsontyger04

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    I continue to be amazed at how Republicans seriously dont give a shit as long as their corporate donors are covered. Don't get it twisted, i dont think dems really care either, but you get some who actually want to have a plan in place for a what if situation.
     
  46. clemsontyger04

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    Drop a nuclear bomb on the polar vortex. There problem solved
     
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  47. fucktx

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    i don’t see how anyone but beto knocks abbott out of his wheeled throne unless these blackouts last several weeks

    all of the people in the middle of nowhere vote and voter suppression is ridiculous in any major city

    this is already catastrophic and i still don’t see anything changing
     
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  48. TC

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    The polar vortex needs a two parent home
     
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  49. fucktx

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    we’ll probably go from wheels to fucking dan patrick

    i’ll absolutely be moving at that point
     
  50. BWC

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    Swing and a miss from a guy who yearns to watch the NCAA tourney at Chili's

    bar and grill
     
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