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panda ant wow what a cutie. And that draco lizard thing is gorgeous

 

Lol I got put in Twitter jail for responding to nostalgia tweet from Xbox.

Unbanned that was quick

 

Best game ever made. Still play the digitally remastered version from time to time.

 

I've heard of a few of these. The Quakka is adorable

 

Awwwwtone

ncrebel GOAT mod

On the topic of video games, was it NYGator that was like the #1 FIFA player in the country or something ridiculous?

 

Yes. Mobile though. Also subway surfers a long time ago. I’m retired now. It was draining as hell. 24/7 playing and so much drama.

 

Fifa teams used to be super fun, had an a squad and a b squad, I remember the night the b team beat the TMB a squad and it was a good night...

 

My kid fucking loves that game.

Spoiler

I kind of do, too

 

Lolol that is absurd

 

My asshole hurts just from watching that

 

my man out here looking like

 

Few things scare me like the thought of deep water/the ocean.

 

You and me both.

I would skydive, wing-suit, bungee jump, cliff dive, and whatever other crazy shit people think of before I would ever be able to do what this guy does in this video. Fear alone would have me shitting my wetsuit. And they might as well put my tombstone on the bottom because there's no way I could make it back to the surface.



Add the ocean to the mix, and the fear of the known (and worse, unknown) creatures down there.. fuck. I'd gladly volunteer for any nightmare fuel Craven and Del Toro can dream up before I'd ever be in an Open Water situation.

 

Don't remember if I posted these, excuse me

 

Quake

specifically WinQuake.exe

would dominate everyone here

 

Ken Griffey Jr. Major League Baseball on the N64. Give me the Mariners or Indians and I’ll beat anyone.

 

When I see I could have been doing this al along I realize what a huge waste my life has become.

 

The most amazing part of the entire thing is that they found each other. Would have loved to be a fly on the wall when that conversation started.

 

Basketball for short meatheads.

 

Was that the game where “Air Allnight” or whatever was the best player in the game? They would have a draft to start off each season and if you didn’t get the 1st pick, you had to hope the CPU’s logic fucked up and he slipped past the #1 pick or else you were stuck with B-squad players.

 

Yup. Air Allnite the white Michael Jordan. That was def the conventional wisdom when I started playing, you needed Air because he could shoot threes and was so good at everything. If you didn't get him you wanted Bullseye Bonds because he could shoot about the same even though he wasn't very good at anything else.

I transcended reliance on Allnite because I got so good at positioning and anticipation on defense that I could block, steal and generally smother my opponents offense which led to devastating fast breaks with David Robinson clone Mad Maxwell.

 

Every fucking time

 

Nm

 

Russian penal system intramurals?

 

Wresketby.

Or for those two under the basket (0:15-0:25), a Russian slow dance.

 

Just an incredible cutscene

 

I can't stop laughing. The crocs are the chef's kiss.

 

how the fuck do you drive a seadoo on the road

 

Wait, bro just rolled up riding a jetski?

 

You imagine spending the time, energy and money to combine your Seadoo and a scooter and ride it unironically around town.

 

I doubt it can be ridden unironically at all

 

Same energy

 

I must know, can it go on water? Is this man prepared for mass flooding?

 

One like isn’t enough

 

Sidebar: why is a overweight 40yr old married to a teenager?

 

Florida, I’m guessing.

 

That’s Florida red neck

and the dog panting is driving me crazy