Halsey think about the kids (NSFW)

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  1. VaxRule

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    He’s on every private board. He’s jwpearl
     
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  2. Corch

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    I'm on every private board.

    AFR'd
     
  3. Xander Crews

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  4. Daniel Ocean

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    not the UCLA one unless you’re me I think I just had a Fight Club moment
     
  5. Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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    Breaking down CaneKnight on the private board
     
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  6. LuPoor

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    I imagine there's a big list of things like "private school" "no criminal record" "knows father"
     
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  7. poor paul

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    don't think I had ever opened this thread before today, and it really goes in a lot of directions.
     
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  8. afb

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    He’s a self admitted third party voter
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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  10. Redav

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    He said his dream ticket was Tim Scott and Nikki Haley so color me skeptical there
     
  11. Tobias

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    aka he likes what trump was doing he's just too chickenshit to say so because of how uncouth he was in going about things
     
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  12. LuPoor

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  13. afb

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    I missed that one. Just remembered he said he voted third party.
     
  14. Redav

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    Couldn't tell you why them specifically other than "tax reform." It's really just a racism/misogyny shield ticket and he didn't even realize it himself
     
  15. Henry Blake

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    'tough on China'..
     
  16. Corch

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  17. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    If grundle ever does this to my Taylor Rooks thread I'll kill him
     
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  18. a.tramp

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    Looks like she is trying to emulate an 80’s competition aerobics athlete. Has to be coked out beyond belief. T’s & P’s to her kid.
     
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  19. beerleagueman

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    she is looking great
     
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  20. Redav

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    Idk about that trashy tattoo
     
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  21. Mister Me Too

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    What’s this in reference to?
     
  22. Daniel Ocean

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    I didn’t know she went to Harvard
     
  23. ned's head

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    I'm gonna show this post pregnancy body to my wife as an example of what's possible with a little hard work. I think she'll appreciate that
     
  24. fucktx

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    The Nole cop said this board is a cesspool in the same ways that grundy did so he rage quit

    it was a joke about them starting the thread on the fsu board because they suck

    The cop kept posting oops real name and shit just like grundy was trying to do with caneknight
     
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  25. Gritty Badger

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    I'd bet my life savings Grundie's been to a minimum of 3 school board meetings in the past 6 weeks to complain about CRT being taught in FL schools
     
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  26. Tobias

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    guessing he will have similar concerns about her abilities as a mother due to some reason i can't quite figure out
     
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  27. BudKilmer

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    I’m still processing Grundle calling his own mother trashy because she had the audacity to get a tattoo :roll:

    what the fuck is wrong with you you psycho
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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    Tag him you coward.

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  29. JPWahoo

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    you make my privates bored
     
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  30. Corch

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    :(
     
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  31. kennypowers

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    I’ve prayed 5 times today that Halsey’s kid can overcome her horrible existence of not having a traditional family.
     
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  32. b0ne5

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    You mother fuckers have too much time on your hands.
     
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  33. Cabs

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    War Grundle can you at least quit hiding long enough to admit you were hammered last night
     
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  34. War Grundle

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    Wasn’t hammered or hiding. Working.
     
  35. kennypowers

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    If having some drinks on a Wednesday night makes you a bad parent then consider me Joe Jackson.
     
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  36. ~ taylor ~

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    Shoeless?
     
  37. Lyrtch

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    which one
     
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  38. Tobias

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    this is so deranged and embarrassing if true (it’s not but still)
     
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  39. Tiny Tom

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    Pretty sure this never happened
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

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    NoleNBlue (Ret.) did this happen?
     
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  41. CaneKnight

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    I’m still waiting on that dossier
     
  42. fucktx

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    Lyrtch set this man straight

    I remember you arguing with him about it
     
  43. Mister Me Too

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    Wasn’t that Watson who kept posting oops name?
     
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  44. fucktx

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    Nah it was him too

    go back and read the Fourth of July thread. The posts last year

    or maybe it was that other florida fan jorts and nole n blue was sticking up for him and talking shit to oops
     
  45. ZeroPointZero

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    oops wrong thread
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    all i remember from that saga was profound embarrassment that a bunch of middle aged dudes flew off the handle to the degree they did

    not a coincidence basically everyone involved from that cohort has mostly silo'd themselves
     
  47. ZeroPointZero

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    never understood why Oops got people so riled up on this board. Well, I guess I know one reason, but still.
     
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  48. fucktx

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    Yeah it was jorts posting oops’ name and he was pissed that Lyrtch edited oops’ name out


     
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  49. Lyrtch

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    what an embarrassing person
     
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