Official TMB Butt Rock Thread

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  1. burnttatertot

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    Thought Joe was about to have another name change.
     
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  2. Butthead

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    I saw them described as being like if a Spotify recommendation algorithm created a band. Pretty accurate iyam
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    They're just a bad cover band
     
  4. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I can't decide which is my favorite Vinnie Vincent album

     
  5. burnttatertot

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    Uh... there's no question.

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  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    there's a very real question. I'm tellin' ya All Systems Go, featuring a young Mark Slaughter, fuckin' rips.
     
  7. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    but man does that first one torch my pubes
     
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  8. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    I haven't enjoyed the last two albums to be honest. The first EP & LP are very good though imo. I enjoyed those. You may be right about the bands overall muscianship but that kid's voice is one in a million proven by the numerous comparisons to Plant. Saw them two summers ago at The Stony Pony and I'm glad I did. The way that kid belts at times he won't be able to maintain that sound a long career.

    They ('we' probably) think that way because of the Led Zep comparisons and unfortunately instead of developing a clear sound of their own they just went with it. Now, to me, that wouldn't be a bad thing if they wrote songs about universal interests for their age like girls, cars, heartbreak all that shit. Instead they doubled down on the Zep tropes of singing about nonsense like Odin's Spear and mystical adventures through the cosmos. In order for that to be interesting to me the actual music needs to be so fucking good (ie. Immigrant Song) I don't care about the subject matter and for me that's very hard to accomplish.
     
  9. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  10. RU-Omega Potato

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    He was great and nominated for an Emmy in his work on Six Feet Under

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  11. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I had this exact same comparison in my mind.

    Vinnie's a psycho but I fucking love him
     
  12. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It's Lick It Up and Animalize for my only Kiss albums I'll reach for.

    Think they're both VV era, too. Not that douche Frahely at least
     
  13. burnttatertot

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    Animalize is the GOAT Kiss album
     
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  14. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    You spelled Crazy Nights wrong.
     
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  15. burnttatertot

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  16. burnttatertot

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    Would be ironically hilarious if he were wearing a Pantera shirt.
     
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  17. Kent Pavelka

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    Baby Vixen or the fetus Kix better be in the oven.
     
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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Fuck those kids
     
  19. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Now I'm not here to say people who love thrash suck ass, but I am here to say they suck ass if they don't also like butt.

    Rob Halford probably said this
     
  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Also Turbo is Priest's best album
     
  21. Butthead

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    Sad Wings of Destiny #1 for me

    also has dope album art that influenced a hundred trillion album covers
     
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  22. burnttatertot

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    you've crossed a line
     
  23. Butthead

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    nsiap: i heard this for the first time on a podcast i was listening to and i liked it

     
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  25. burnttatertot

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    but... but... pantera started as glam and their fanbase likes to completely ignore/deny the period in which it happened.
     
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  26. Kent Pavelka

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    Gbr wrong thread
     
  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Should be echoed across the internet.

    Bunch of intellectually insecure hardos that think they're only safe to enjoy sophisticated or edgy subgenres of metal, while all those edgy thrash/prog metal bands grew up listening to def lep
     
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  28. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Like, what's this idea that only liking Slayer and Fate's Warning while turning up your nose at Great White affords you more perceived "depth" as an individual?

    Gettin' tuned up and poundin some White is an indelible, beautiful and universal part of our human nature and to deny it is to choose suffering.

    Parachute our asses into Syria with a pallet of Old Crow, diet shasta cola and a Once Bitten tape and I'm p sure this centuries old bullshit ENDS
     
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  29. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Woke up on the bitter side of the bed this AM.

    Radio DJs gotta be done with Steel Panther already. I mean, come the fuck on, talk about the most effortful misappropriation of irony ever, parodying something that's already entirely in on the joke. Shit's not the least bit clever, and the music's below average. Stop wasting valuable airtime that could just be playing more Ratt.

    Like, who honestly thinks something like this isn't already entirely self-aware of its over-the-topness?

     
  30. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    I have quoted every single line of the first 1:40 of this video multiple times in my life. Many, many times.

    The one I like the best is the most obscure and always gets a WTF look from my wife. "But Consuelo, mi amor!"

    After a few seconds she knows who she sounds like to me in that moment.:roll:
    Unfortunately I probably look like that guy to her.:ohdear:
     
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  31. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    funny cuz I quote "bwopp wopp... WAT?" at 1:48 all the time and yeah no one gets it
     
  32. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    have we had a conversation about how :blessed: DLR's band was for those two albums?
     
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  33. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    btw I'm on vacation this week this thread's gonna get bumped a lot
     
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  34. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Billy Sheehan is the best bassist to ever pick up the instrument and I'll never be swayed from that.

    Vai is the only guitarist I ever felt could hang out in the same state as EVH.

    DLR has magical powers or terrific connections to put together a backing band.
     
  35. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Rest in Butt, Jeff Labar. Sad news.

    I'll prolly have to take a day off of work when Tom Kiefer dies someday

    This tune is amazing

     
  36. burnttatertot

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    I've been neglecting butt lately. Too much Slayer and Sodomish bands. I'm a sinner.
     
  37. RU-Omega Potato

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    You have admitted your crime.

    Do you accept the punishment?

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  38. burnttatertot

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    Yes, yes I do. I'm not exactly using any of that stuff anyway.
     
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  39. RU-Omega Potato

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    He did great work on Blessing In Disguise. Damned shame.



    Also, this riff fucking kills

     
  40. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah Metal Church ruled. That really sucks
     
  41. burnttatertot

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    Not butt rock, but that sucks nonetheless. It's not like anyone in the metal thread would be familiar with their stuff anyway.

    Before he was in Metal Church he was in a band called Heretic.

     
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  42. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato We play 'til the gun you crotchety old bitch.
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    Why I put it here. I figured there was a much better chance the handful of us that post in here would know them.
     
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  43. burnttatertot

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    For sure. News over there is the slipknot drummer dying.
     
  44. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Gross
     
  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Just got myself a tits new pair of pit vipers. Ready to rock

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  46. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    big Tangier kick lately
     
  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    This is only a battle in my head and nowhere else, but Badlands >>> Blue Murder.
     
  48. RU-Omega Potato

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    Nope.

    For Jellyroll alone this opinion is false.