Fucked around and found out

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Well this Pierce guy accuses china of making it in a bio weapons lab yet doesn't consider the virus that serious. Yet supports Congress for going to war over it. The level of fucktard is astronomical.
     
  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    If I ever need a smile or a quick laugh, this has become my go to thread.
     
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  3. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    there’s no logical consistency because it’s actually all about fulfilling their whims of the moment with zero pushback
     
  4. texasraider

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    You do understand that religion is based on believing in ghosts and made up stories
     
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  5. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    owned

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  6. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    This is logical but there are a lot of people that are fed a load of selective interpretation bullshit regarding the Bible.
     
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  7. Snakes

    Snakes clumsy interloper
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  8. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Our health system has held public vaccine clinics in conjunction with some notable local churches. So he kind of does offer them. I guess they don't really put their trust in him?
     
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  9. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    thinkin bout that paste…
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    How does one ingest the paste? Like just down the hatch off a spoon or do they like freebase it or put it in a kong toy like peanut butter for a dog or what's the protocol
     
  11. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I think it's designed to be put on carrots.
     
  12. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    The apple flavored stuff is probably great on toast.
     
  13. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    You shove it up your ass.
     
  14. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  15. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Sure act like you don’t know
     
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  16. Bo Pelinis

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  17. BudKilmer

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    dont threaten me with a good time
     
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  18. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    For the record, I would not recommend shoving toast up your ass. Well, maybe if you use enough paste.
     
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  19. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  20. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    I put it in a Kong and freeze it for a bit.
     
  21. ned's head

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    I feel so bad for all of the kids who are going to grow up without parents because they decided to take medical advice from texags. I can't imagine how bitter I would be.
     
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  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    The same way you ingest weed, in your anus
     
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  23. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    You dip your dildo right into it and lick it off similar to a Fun Dip.
     
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  24. dblplay1212

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  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Yepppp. I simultaneously am happy to see these pieces of shit get what they deserve finally and at the same time it's incredibly sad how many young children are going to be traumatized from losing their parent or parents.
     
  26. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Looking forward to your Maui review in the travel thread
     
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  27. Lawnole23

    Lawnole23 FSU Seminoles 2020 National Champions
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    They just use religion to arrive at the position they want to have. My pastor constantly complains to me that getting the conservatives in our church to stop using Jesus as an excuse to do or not do something is the most frustrating part of her job.
     
  28. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    If God made man, and man made porn, then
     
  29. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    You have your wife lube the strap on with it and peg you.
     
  30. Doc Louis

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    It's apple flavored so usually in a turnover, pie, or State Fair style where it's coated with three candy bars and flash fried with caramel and powder sugar drizzled on top.
     
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  31. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  32. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    man you must have really wide hips
     
  33. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    That's those child bearing hips.
     
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  34. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It’s not the worlds oldest profession for nothing.
     
  35. DuffandMuff

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    I love all of these, but they seem too good to be true. I really hope these covid deniers and anti vaxxers are indeed kicking the bucket.
     
  36. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    I thought she was fine with masks and vaccines and it was almost all him doing/saying the anti mask garbage
     
  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I mean you can look at the deaths rising across much of the South and realize it's like over 95% unvaccinated. A lot of these are the kinds of inbreds who post this kind of crap on Facebook all day long.
     
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  38. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    shit like this really makes me wish the cull was bigger
     
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  39. Baron

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    A guy I know is big time anti-vaxx, basically QANON shit type. Posts non-stop on Facebook. I'm just waiting for the posts to start popping up. Sad, but I can see it happening.
     
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  40. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    I meant him, sorry if that was ambiguous
     
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  41. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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  42. Marbles

    Marbles Trudging the road to happy destiny
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    I feel this. I consider myself a big Christian but feel even more and more pushed away from other Christians. I read the same scripture they do and am at a loss how people twist it to fit an agenda. Like sometimes it makes me just pissed off at Christianity.
     
  43. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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  44. Baron

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    *Sad.... BUT, fuck around and find out.
     
  45. Bruce Bowen

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  46. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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  47. Crepeswithasmile

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    Evangelicals are fucking weird. they'll say a 4 year old getting brain cancer is "all a part of god's plan", but a vaccine that's literally saved millions of lives somehow isn't .
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    FAITH OVER FEAR!!!!!
     
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  49. Crepeswithasmile

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    then why the fuck they need a gun to go to the piggly wiggly?
     
  50. blind dog

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    update on guy I know:

    God still gets no credit for vaccine
     
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