Fucked around and found out

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  3. racer

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    Jessika with a k. I could have called this one from a mile away.
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    This whole thread in a nutshell:

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  5. BellottiBold

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    decided to ignore the thread for a few days and holy shit :laugh:
     
  6. BellottiBold

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    omg :golfclap:
     
  7. SD_Irish

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    No way this ends badly. She’s got the paste and the “weights” after all.
     
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  8. dblplay1212

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    Totally fine getting instructions from the internet for giving her husband horse worm medicine.

    Not ok with a shot that the best Dr's in the world have signed off on.

    Our planet's collective IQ goes up with each of their deaths.
     
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  11. AbeFroman

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    Can we put this lady in the on deck circle?

     
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  12. Boo MFer!

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  13. clemsonvianj

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    this fucking killed me.

    she likely has significant psychiatric illnesses. I almost feel bad. almost.
     
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  14. portlandspartan

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    Best thread on the board. Read it first thing in the morning, last thing I do before bed. Xoxoxoxoxo
     
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  15. Shawn Hunter

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    Do you read it while taking a shit
     
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  16. WC

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    bitch went capital A, didn’t even try to hide it


     
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  17. HoosDaMan

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    It’s all about that paste, bout that paste, big trouble.
     
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  18. IV

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    These people getting these loving tributes acting like it was some unavoidable tragedy is starting to grind my gears
     
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  19. IV

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    Here’s the thing Donny, JoAnne was an idiot and she got the death she deserved, warn your friends
     
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  20. dblplay1212

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  21. Can I Spliff it

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    I honestly cant fault his widow for trying to bring in SOME money considering the breadwinner got himself killed for no real reason. IIRC she did try to reason with him on at least masks
     
  22. kinghill

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    HOW IS THIS SHIT FUCKING EVEN REAL?
    CALEB SAYS NO TO VACCINE
    DIES
    WHAT THE FUCK

    I understand that is the thread's purpose, I just can't comprehend it. It's like hey covid-19 fucking sucks, when will this be over, oh hey cool finally a vaccine, but NO, I won't take that vaccine, I will fucking die from covid-19 instead! I mean, shit, fuck, what?
     
  23. kinghill

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    I'm about to start going apeshit on family and coworkers and just ruin shit
     
  24. portlandspartan

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    Well yeah I shit first thing in the morning
     
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  25. BellottiBold

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    I get that that's dumb and all but I'm genuinely curious how they determined it was bogus given our complete lack of infrastructure in this regard...
     
  26. BellottiBold

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    although I suppose this lowers the bar even further for whoever was checking it...
     
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  27. The Banks

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    I mean, most states have databases. It takes ~5 seconds to pull mine up. I’d especially expect a state like Hawaii to be extra cautious.
     
  28. DuffandMuff

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    Arrested while wearing a bathing suit. Love it.
     
  29. Bruce Wayne

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    All these karens speak in the same tone and with the same conviction and it's like fucking nails on a chalkboard
     
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  30. THEBLUERAIDER

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    We just got back from Hawaii (used our real vaccination cards), and they are diligent. Prior to arriving, you have to create an account on their official travel site, where you either upload your vaccination card or a negative test taken no more than 72 hours prior to the last leg of your flight there. They review that and send a QR code. Then, either before you board your last flight (depending on airline) or upon arrival in Hawaii, they check your QR code and the physical copy of your vaccination card. I would assume she was pretty easily caught.
     
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  31. Shawn Hunter

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    There’s nothing wrong with it being five weeks apart. It’s not a requirement they be exactly four weeks apart for Moderna. We’ve had some people at my clinic go months between shots.

    And both shots being the same lot # is also not impossible. It doesn’t happen often, but it’s happened at my clinic. These vials last months if they stay unpunctured. When vaccines at my clinic slowed down, we did Moderna first doses at like say July 1 with lot abc123. Didn’t do anymore until July 28 for their second doses and we still had lot abc123 in stock. Each vial doesn’t have its own lot number.
     
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  32. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’d like to shoot this thread in my veins much like the vaccine these dead morons refuse to get. COVID should get the Nobel Peace Prize for speeding up the death of the Republican Party.
     
  33. Tobias

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  34. AbeFroman

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    Is Madison Cawthorn filling out fake vax cards?

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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Ask them why they’re more comfortable with getting a virus over a vaccine, then point out all the reason they’ll probably get wrecked of the virus. It won’t work but it’ll make you feel better telling them how shitty it’s gonna be if they catch it.
     
  36. IV

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    Except how many other people did he hurt before covid finally caught up with him, part of the story he is that they aren’t just quietly refusing the vaccine and trying to avoid other people

    they are like actively trying to spread it essentially
     
  37. swiz

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  38. Killy Me Please

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  39. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I was laying in bed last night dumbfounded at the absurdity of these anti-vaxxers. The same people who've shouted "Covid shouldn't dominate your life! Don't make such a big deal out of it, it's just the flu!" would rather eat horse goo and risk a prolonged hospital stay and death rather than take 30 minutes to get a vaccine that will let them move on with their lives as if Covid really is the flu. The more you deny Covid's potency, the greater risk you run of allowing it to dominate your life.
     
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  40. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Bye, bitch.
     
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  41. racer

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    I believe that the kids call that ‘rent free’
     
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  42. UncleJesse

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    The best part is she wants in kindergarden terms that she can understand while also not being able to spell kindergarten.
     
  43. racer

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    You’d think these people would be up on their German.
     
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    Know a guy that is currently on a vent. Younger than me with 3 kids, actually a super nice guy. Don't know for sure if he isn't vaccinated but likely not given where I live. Someone posted this on his FB:

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    Bitch why can't Christ offer vaccines?
     
  45. El Tiburon

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    Better yet, a person who needs to have things explained to her in “kindergarden” terms somehow simultaneously has the intellectual wherewithal to object to the safety Covid-19 vaccine on scientific grounds.
     
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  46. El Tiburon

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    So Jesus was offering victory to homosexuals during the 1980s AIDS crisis? Sweet! Thank you Woke Jesus!
     
  47. Bruce Bowen

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    Funny how things change
     
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  48. Doc Louis

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    Now to explain to her like she's this many years old
     
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  49. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I don’t understand the religious angle. If god made man, and man made the vaccine, then the vaccine was God’s gift to man to save them.
     
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