Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. DirtBall

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    Would he of been better off just placing the body somewhere in the woods instead of burying it? I think it’d be harder to find if the body is in a wolf’s belly and not a foot underground.
     
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  2. bigred77

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    It's almost like really smart people arnt going around killing people
     
  3. Nole96SC

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    A couple saw his van parked there by chance and happened to remember it. Thats more luck than him burying her in a very easy to find location.
     
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  4. Thoros of Beer

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    None of the shitty posts in this thread matter
     
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  5. GordoBombay

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    It doesn’t surprise me they found a body not far from a road. No way that idiot was capable of getting rid of the body in a remote location without getting lost out in the wilderness.
     
  6. DollarBillHokie

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    Have you ever tried to drag a dead body through the woods? It’s difficult. In terrain he doesn’t know, he’s probably going to be found while taking her out there or she will be found before animals eat her.
     
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  9. a.tramp

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    You, sir, have psychotic leanings.
     
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    Would have been better off not killing her :twocents:
     
  12. bro

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    Checks out
     
  13. The Banks

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    Ted Bundy was a Husky Butthead
     
  14. The Banks

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    Weren’t they there for 4 days? Probably don’t bury a body 1000’ from where you’ve been staying (around other people) for 4 days.
     
  15. Tarpon Nole

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    The serial killer in my neighborhood was caught beacuse he handed his boss at McDonald's the murder weapon in a McDonald's bag

    They aren't smart
     
  16. Nole96SC

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    :idk: I figured this was just a random place he stopped to bury the body.
     
  17. Tarpon Nole

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    Some person had a picture of the van and said it was there for a few days

    This was before the video that came out last night
     
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    I wonder which poster would be voted most likely to bury their significant other in a national park
     
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  19. OZ2

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    The guy is obviously an idiot on a ton of things. The biggest being that he *seemed* to get so fucking mad at something that the alternative was murder.

    But right now you just hope his dumbass is found someplace that is in this country (and he isn’t dead). Fuck any piece of shit that does this & his alternative is to flee.
     
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  20. Henry Blake

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  21. wes tegg

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    Do we know how long he’s been gone from his parents’ house? I know they said that they hadn’t seen him since Tuesday, but couldn’t he have been gone far longer than that?
     
  22. The Banks

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    Successfully or unsuccessfully?
     
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  23. DrTomOsbourne

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    :doge:
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    as long as we're playing "how to hide a body", he'd have been better off driving back to florida with her in the back and ditching the body somewhere random along the country where no one would know to look
     
  25. Nole0515

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    yes the parents could have lied about their sons whereabouts
     
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  26. DJ Bosa

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    Not sure but good question. His parents are clearly pieces of shit so he was probably on the move right when he got back and they are covering for him.
     
  27. The Banks

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    He better know how to sterilize the van. And even then that would be sus
     
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  28. Tarpon Nole

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    Putting a dead body in the car isn't smart
     
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  29. Nole0515

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    yes but then you would have a tons of evidence inside the van and his cell phone tracking his location all the way home
     
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  30. Killy Me Please

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    Please tell us more. But I need to remind you, this conversation is being recorded.

    Proceed.
     
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  31. GrizzliesDrew

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    I wonder how Brian's Suicide Blowout Weekend went.
     
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  32. poor paul

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    Mushrooms and mosquitos
     
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  34. Ty Webb

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    Who was it?
     
  35. Nole96SC

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  36. The Banks

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    So this idiot buried her 5 miles from Moran, WY?
     
  37. poor paul

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    Ahh yes, putting a dead body in a car definitely wouldn’t result in physical evidence.
     
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  38. Tarpon Nole

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  40. The Banks

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    Lol

    On November 28, 2017, police arrested Howell Emanuel "Trai" Donaldson III after he handed a pistol in a bag to his manager at the McDonald's where he worked, collected his paycheck and turned in his uniform, she then alerted police when he told her to tell anyone who asked that she hasn't seen him and told her not to open the bag and to just bury it somewhere and bury it deep where no one would accidentally find it and then gave a suspicious story that he was leaving town for a while to see his dying mother and the bag had to do with his mother's last wish. (This was in hopes that the story would make her not look in the bag, but clearly backfired)[1]
     
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  41. Ty Webb

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  42. a.tramp

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    I am going to go with the guy that has a fictional character of a serial killer as his avatar. Rhymes with feline.
     
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    Plot Twist

    He was never at the parents house
     
  44. The Banks

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  45. a.tramp

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    Imagine caping up for Brian in this thread, at any point.
     
  46. Nole0515

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    can they grand jury the parents
    he told his parents, drove home stashed the van met with the lawyer and then was put on a boat to another country
     
  47. wes tegg

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    I don’t think anyone did.
     
  48. Henry Blake

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    According to below, parent only told police on Fri night about not seeing Brian since Tuesday. On Sat morning, they told the police that that last time they saw him was at the preserve. However it happened, they said that they saw his car at the preserve and drove it back home.
    2:00 on
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  49. Baron

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    Fuck.
    And fuck Brian.
     
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  50. wes tegg

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    If that’s true, his parents and lawyer are going to federal prison.