Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. bcuga

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    Cliffs: Boyfriend and girlfriend leave on a cross country trip in a van converted to live in. The boyfriend returns home from the trip without his girlfriend and is refusing to talk to police. The girl was last seen by her parents in late August.

    New York Post : Boyfriend of missing LI woman not 'available' to talk to police, his parents say.
    https://nypost.com/2021/09/14/boyfriend-of-missing-li-woman-not-available-to-talk-to-police/

    https://nypost.com/2021/09/13/nyc-w...sing-after-cross-country-trip-with-boyfriend/
     
  2. Bruce Wayne

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  3. Taffy

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    I mean who hasn't thought about killing off their significant other after spending 7+ consecutive days with them. People in glass houses, guys...
     
  4. El Tiburon

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    The world may never know.
     
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    Woa
    woah whoa since when are evil thoughts illegal
     
  6. backinblack23

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    . Maybe he got the vaccine and was microchipped and we can track his movements
     
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  7. Upton^2

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    “Not available” lol
     
  8. Emma

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    Chris Watts vibe
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    Sounds like the work of Antifa and/or Covid-positive illegals streaming across the border.
     
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    Journalist Kim Wall vibes
     
  11. poor paul

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    I didn't know you could just be unavailable to the police. Sounds like a helpful superpower.
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    Only if you’re white, though.
     
  13. TC

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    When I was in HS I got super baked at a friend's house and unexpectedly had to be picked up by my parents. For a minute I debated the strategy of pretending to be asleep when they arrived. "I'm asleep. What could they do?"
     
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    https://meaww.com/gabby-petito-look...er-alone-tent-rain-you-tube-video-utah-desert

    Some fans of missing travel vlogger Gabby Petito think she looked "uncomfortable" after she was left alone by her boyfriend Brian Laundrie in the rain inside a tent in the middle of a Utah desert. All of this was documented in a video on her YouTube channel called "VAN LIFE | Beginning Our Van Life Journey," which has been viewed over 200,000 times since her mysterious disappearance.

    Internet sleuths have been hard at work analyzing the one and only video from her trip, which is mostly made up of video montages of the sight-seeing, food and moments she spent together with Laundrie. Some of them have come up with the opinion that although the video starts off on a positive note, Petito eventually did not look comfortable to be in the presence of Laundrie.
     
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    boyfriend's attorney issued statement today

    "This is an extremely difficult time for both the Petito family and the Laundrie family. I understand that a search has been organized for Miss Petito in or near Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming. On behalf of the Laundrie family, it is our hope that the search for Miss Petito is successful and that Miss Petito is re-united with her family. On the advice of counsel, the Laundrie family is remaining in the background at this juncture and will have no further comment."
     
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  16. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Dude has hired an attorney and is refusing to cooperate. Fuck him
     
  17. letan

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    How tf do you just return from a trip without your gf? I’m no detective but that dude’s guilty
     
  18. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Also to note, it’s not his van. It’s hers
     
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    Oh lord Wes Tegg about to absolutely OWN you with his advanced lawyer insight into this very appropriate legal decision.
     
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  21. Clown

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    They definitely did a psychedelic that didn't go right and she is at the bottom of a ravine
     
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    The Binging With Babish guy is in a lot of trouble if you ask me
     
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    Maybe she was looking through the trash can and got left?

     
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    every so often I go back to JCS's youtube videos breaking down Watts' interactions with the first cop called in to investigate and then subsequent trips to the interrogation room, Chris' horribly thought out attempts at a cover story would almost be hilarious if you forgot what he actually did
     
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  25. The Banks

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    So basically unless they find her body the BF is walking, right?
     
  26. Penguin The Duck

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    People are noticing the Spotify playlists and reading into the changes or meanings of the certain lyrics as their trip progresses.
    Even drawing conclusions from the book “Lullaby” in one of her photos
     
  27. bro

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    time for people on the internet to make shit up to entertain themselves
     
  28. CaneKnight

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    This man came home and IMMEDIATELY got himself a lawyer :laugh:
     
  29. ashy larry

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    he had blood in his eyes when she was eating his granola at the 6:00 mark
     
  30. Eathan Edwards

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    Jesus - dude drove from JH back to Florida without notifying anyone she was missing?
     
  31. bro

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    I do despise these privileged travel bloggers in their sprinter vans
     
  32. bro

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  33. bro

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    there is that little area in Yellowstone where you can murder someone and they don't have enough jurors for a trial
     
  34. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Van life might as well be salt life.
     
  35. NineteenNine

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    Not fishy at all.
     
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  38. nofatchildren

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    Sounds like he has a lot of dirty Laundrie
     
  39. IowaHuskerFan3

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    Shit like this pisses me off. The parents enabling such a degenerate.
     
  40. Chipper>Jeter

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    Hang on so I can start trafficking drugs and when the police come to arrest me I can just hide out in my mom's house? Wtf drag this piece of shit in and interrogate the fucking shit out of him.
     
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    True, the good ole "Zone of Death"
     
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  43. ClemPson

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    I’m sorry officer. I did not know I couldn’t do that.
     
  44. Drunkle Tom

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    I know when my girlfriend goes missing on a trip I always figure I'll worry about it when I get home.
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    Depends on whether or not they have probable cause to arrest you for drug trafficking
     
  47. Chipper>Jeter

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    Well shit that blew my plan all to hell
     
  48. AbeFroman

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    I could last in a bus but every moment in this would make my urge to kill rise: Screenshot_20210914-182848.png
     
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    Thought this was the Norm MacDonald thread for a minute and thought that’s a good idea to send someone who’s also been fired from SNL