Fucked around and found out

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  1. ohhaithur

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    no coming back from that one
     
  2. slhorn

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    I know. But at that point one of my parents wasn’t vaccinated so I wasn’t taking any of their shit.
     
  3. OHW

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    respect

    my dipshit q brother won't let my nephew get vaccinated. my ex-SIL has been trying to figure out how to get it for my nephew behind my brother's back... imagine being a fuckin teenager and you have to scheme to get a vaccination because your dad is a moron. how do you respect your parent when you know they got tricked by impact font jpegs on facebook?

    btw when i was trying to get my brother to get vaccinated he initially said he won't get covid (he works in a poorly ventilated factory)... oh okay. now that some people he works with have gotten it, he says he'll survive it (he's 41 and 350+ lbs). when i bring up that he has like 15 comorbidities he says he'll take his chances. i don't even know... what do you do?
     
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  4. bryix

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    let him die. that's about all you can do.
     
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  5. Can I Spliff it

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    He doesnt believe its a real threat. You and him are largely made up of the same genes, and you and your folks are perfectly fine after getting vaxxed.

    Maybe you can go through the Phil Valentine saga together, and about how he changed his mind but ultimately ended up leaving his kids and wife to face the world without his guidance and presence.

    I dont know how people could have watched the video coming out of India when Delta came up and responded with "meh." If youre in Texas, isnt there only like 40 ICU beds available in the whole state right now?
     
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  6. skiedfrillet

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    phoenix? bc my coworker may be your BIL
     
  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    Oh no, couldn’t be, my brother in law is perpetually unemployed.
     
  8. Clown Baby

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    So is skillet
     
  9. slhorn

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    That was another argument I had. I deal with covid every day with what I do. That’s why I protect myself and my loved ones. The dumb ass just couldn’t get his head around it.
     
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  10. Doc Louis

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    Preorder back braces for pallbearers?
     
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  11. Detlef Schrempf

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    I think I’ve told this story in the family members around the holiday thread. The brother in law I’m referencing was offered a job while he had been unemployed for months with the county by one of my other brother in laws. It paid $15 an hour and was part time, with a clear pathway to full time, benefits, and an increase in pay.

    He said he wasn’t interested because it didn’t pay enough. Keep in mind his “job” when he has one is as a car retailer for dealerships.

    The other thing that makes it even worse is, one of my other brother in law (him and his wife are vaccinated and wonderful people) just had a child who has a disease called SCID which basically means he has no ability to generate T cells and therefore fight off infections of any kind. He’s getting a bone marrow transplant (process just started this week and is proceeding well so far). They sent a text basically saying assuming all continues to go well their babies immune system should be up to normal around Valentine’s Day, but they’re not allowing anyone to see him that isn’t vaxxed and hasn’t updated trap, mmr, etc. I did an actual fist pump when they sent that out to the family.
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    This entire story is fucking fantastic :roll:

    https://www.indy100.com/news/trump-biden-business-patriots-b1939192

    The best fucking part is how the chud news outlets were spiking the fucking football around the time the story broke two months ago:

    https://www.businessinsider.com/florida-diner-that-turned-away-biden-voters-popular-no-food-2021-9
    https://thehill.com/homenews/state-...er-says-biden-supporters-should-take-business
    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/fl...ing-biden-supports-to-take-business-elsewhere

    :magatears:
     
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  13. Prospector

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    How fucking lazy do you have to be to get fired washing cars at a dealership? Sounds like good news re your nephew. Continued well wishes for all involved
     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    Not covid but fits
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  15. Beeds07

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    I always feel a bit sad when I see these people leave kids, then I realize there’s a chance they aren’t raised to be assholes by idiots and a happiness washes over me. I’m sure the wife and these kids will get paid by my tax dollars so now I’m a little sad again because there are people in real need who deserve it.

    It’s a roller coaster.
     
  16. slogan119

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    It’s open enrollment time - have him up his life insurance and name you beneficiary
     
  17. Detlef Schrempf

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    How come ex SIL can’t get their kid vaccinated without him knowing? My kids aren’t old enough to be vaccinated yet but does it require a signature from both parents or something?
     
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  18. Redav

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    My bil was/is not getting the vaccine. He knew me and my family were taking precautions. We are vaccinated and are trying to lie low until the age range of our kids opens up for them to get the vaccine. Well he pretty much never took it seriously. He got covid 4 days after our last visit. If our visit had been pushed back one weekend, our entire family would have been exposed to covid. He was taking no precautions and got it at a meeting of some men's group he's a part of. He ended up having a mild case but the damage is, and has been for some time, done to the relationship. I mean how does a relationship get repaired or come back from the idea that you didn't care if you got my whole family sick because you couldn't take even the most minimal of precautions. It's an enormous "fuck you."
     
  19. ~ taylor ~

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    It was one of those masturbating clubs, I bet.
     
  20. Jack Bauer

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    The local Soggy Toast chapter.
     
  21. Redav

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    Yep
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    My brother got my nephew vaccinated behind his mother’s back.
     
  23. bigred77

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    As someone who washed cars at a dealership for a while in college, I can say you'd pretty much just have to not ever show up for work to get fired.
     
  24. AHebrewToo

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    Usually custody is split 50-50 so both parents have to agree to it. You can go to court (some parents have), but that is expensive.
     
  25. Bo Pelinis

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  26. Clown Baby

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    Very excited to see Rolovich prove his sincerely held religious belief and the bonkers emails discovery unearths

     
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  27. Bruce Bowen

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    Hope it gets drawn out, he gets dick, and losses more money in legal fees. Idk this guys pedigree any chance he gets a decent job going forward?
     
  28. Charles DeMar

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  29. drewru

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    Glad to hear that baby Dick is doing well. Good for his parents!
     
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  30. Wicket

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    To be fair there are more editions of catholics than just roman catholics
     
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  31. Can I Spliff it

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    Lol hes doubling down
     
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  32. Gaknight

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    Plenty of Southern states have football teams where he will be seen as a hero
     
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  33. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    feels like this guy is done with football and heading straight for the right-wing grifter life
     
  34. IV

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    Which Catholics don’t answer to the pope?
     
  35. HuskerInMiami

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    This article does a lot of good explaining why/where these jpegs/memes/etc. are coming from. I shared this with one of my friends and it didn't make him get vaxxed, but he has been texting me random quesitons like I'm some expert on Covid now. It's interesting to see who Russia is targeting.

    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy...ntent-on-over-40-of-all-americans-each-month/

    "The troll farms highlighted in the report primarily targeted four different groups: American Indians, Black Americans, Christian Americans, and American women. At the time it was written in October 2019, the report says that for many of those groups, a majority of the top pages were run by troll farms, including all 15 top pages targeting Christian Americans, 10 of the top 15 targeting Black Americans, and four of the top 15 targeting American Indians. When MIT Technology Review published its story, five of the troll groups were still active. Three targeted Black Americans, one targeted Christian Americans, and one targeted American Indians."
     
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  36. IV

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    It will be so easy for them to prove he was putting them at a competitive disadvantage
     
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  37. IV

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    30% of Americans you say?
     
  38. Constant

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    :cerealkiller:
     
  39. VaxRule

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    We all know Brian Kelly is your pope.
     
  40. IV

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    seriously or you just talking tuddy Jesus?
     
  41. Constant

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    I'm Catholic by birth, and can't tell you the Pope's name.
     
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  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    There's a secret shadow Pope that I pledge allegiance to.
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    It’s Kevin
     
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  44. Wicket

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    Pretty sure old catholics either dont at all, or dont consider the pope infallible at least. Thats the other type of catholic im least ignorant about so tifwiw
     
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  45. Constant

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    Tier F pope name imo.

    Pius or John I can fuck with.
     
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  46. Houndster

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    That’s okay you can just call him Pope
     
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  47. texasraider

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    which variation of catholic rapes children or is that one of the commonly held beliefs across all
     
  48. El Tiburon

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    This doesn’t sound right at all. Especially when the pope speaks ex cathedra.
     
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  49. Prospector

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    I thought the Pope was infallible and the voice of God on earth or something like that. If he isn't what's the point?
     
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  50. drewru

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    Sadly true. This is the main reason we needed to form The Alliance in the first place imo
     
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