Family members around the holidays

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    Update on the happy couple?
     
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  2. Bo Pelinis

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    Dick
     
  3. Bo Pelinis

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    Don't mind me just bumping great posts
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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    No ragrets. RIP Bubby.
     
  5. Tobias

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    found this incredible exchange. boom’s family hates him

     
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  6. Tobias

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    bountyhunter did you ever follow up on the quoted post here

     
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  7. Boo MFer!

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    Hates me so much that they moved to be near us.
     
  8. Tobias

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    they can hate you and still want to be near their grandchildren why is this a tough concept to understand
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

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    Yeah, totally! Swing and a miss.
     
  10. bigred77

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    Seems like a slightly touchy subject for Boo MFer!
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

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    Not at all. We get along great. Always have. :idk:
     
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  12. Tobias

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    i had forgotten he hadn’t simply told his grandma no to hold his kid. he just straight up pretended to not hear her. if i did that and my grandma passed away i would probably harbor some guilt and lash out like he is too
     
  13. Boo MFer!

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    :roll: Imagine being this pathetic. Don’t worry, stranger from the internet, everything is great over here.
     
  14. Tobias

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    that reads word for word exactly like a sterling post that’s how you know it’s not anything crazed
     
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  15. Boo MFer!

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    :roll:
     
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  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I love that we're still revisiting this thing years later.
     
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  17. jbr

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    Nothing really to add from my end

    - SIL (weighs 200lbs) is ‘eating healthy’ for the holidays so she bought about $100 in prepared food from Whole Foods that is essentially the same as what we will eat tomorrow (minus the flavor)
    - BIL informed my wife that he won’t be coming down for thanksgiving because he doesn’t want to deal with the parents about all his issues/fuck ups in 2021. It’s sad but also pretty soft.
    - FIL has been great since they got here in the morning.

    So, essentially, this is going to be a letdown from a fireworks perspective.
     
  18. a.tramp

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    Apparently it is going to fall on you to be the jackass at your house to produce stories for the thread. Grab some beer and get to it.
     
  19. Bo Pelinis

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    You're welcome.
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Bump
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    why would you put yourself through this?
     
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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    :pffft:
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    Oh my god this was the best
     
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  24. Daniel Ocean

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    this is old but how big is your sister that 6 miles impacted to that point?
     
  25. roggins

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    Electric slide absolutely killed me. I’m just belly laughed for a minute straight. Thank you for your service.
     
  26. roggins

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    End cash bail!!!
     
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  27. Goose

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    My sister is at worst slightly overweight.

    I think she was more hungover than she thought she was or something. The embarrassing part is that she’s an athletic trainer
     
  28. Voodoo

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    I liked the post immediately after reading that
     
  29. Bo Pelinis

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    This is why BamaNug is currently living in the mountains of Oaxaca
     
  30. jbr

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    I just added cinnamon to the turkey rub for tomorrow
     
  31. blotter

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    he'd still be locked up
     
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  32. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    Drove down to my parents today, eating an early thanksgiving dinner then leaving the kids here tomorrow. Will pick them up on Sunday. Mom picked me up widow Jane the vaults 15 yo bourbon, which I have been sipping on. :ahh:
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    wrong thread asshole
     
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  34. Redav

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    What a king
     
  35. NoNatty

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    Definition of mouth breathers.
     
  36. Bo Pelinis

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    Jesus Christ she's Polynesian Bill
     
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  37. SD_Irish

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    Man, it is only Thanksgiving eave and this thread is delivering.

    Bravo/my condolences to all involved.
     
  38. Henry Blake

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    We need some check-ins from some of the ppl that Bo Pelinis quoted. Have to be some good new stories.
     
  39. bturns

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    ima need to hear what happens with this story. I’m sure you are friends with some of those people on Facebook and I would imagine most of the production workers will have no problem posting about this.
     
  40. bro

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    will be paying for the wifi on my SW flight so I can ensure that I can follow this thread tonight
     
  41. BuckeyeRiot

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    Fuckin Bill, lot less “fun” now the he’s quit drinking.
     
  42. bturns

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    better not let that crazy great aunt sit anywhere near you. You are gunna carry a few friends back home with you.
     
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  43. Bo Pelinis

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    I forgot Lyrtch's aunt doesn't eat food prepared by brown people. That's dedication.
     
  44. Jigga

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    Can we get a live stream of the tortoise search?
     
  45. Bo Pelinis

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    :yousoricky:
     
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  46. Bo Pelinis

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    :shrug:
     
  47. bro

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    hopefully you are billing hours during this deep dive into TMB history
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    sry fr prtyin
     
  49. Arrec Bardwin

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    Thank you all for your insane families.

    The electric slide aunt is one of the most hilarious things I've read this year.

    We're gonna have a nice little dinner tomorrow with my parents and one of my sisters, then all going to an engagement party for my other sister Friday at her future in-laws where the food will be a wood fired pizza truck. Gonna be drunk.
     
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  50. roggins

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    This thread has me thankful that others have fucked up families as well. Some more so.
     
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