The Northman

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  1. Emma

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    In Theaters April 22, 2022

    The Northman is an epic revenge thriller, that explores how far a Viking prince will go to seek justice for his murdered father

    Written and Directed by Robert Eggers (The Witch, The Lighthouse)

    Cast:

    Alexander Skarsgård as Amleth
    Nicole Kidman as Queen Gudrun
    Ethan Hawke as King Horvendill
    Anya Taylor-Joy - TBA
    Willem Dafoe as Heimir the Fool
    Björk as the Slav Witch
    Claes Bang as Fjölnir
    Murray McArthur as Hakon
    Ian Gerard Whyte as Thórvaldr
    Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson as Thorfinnr
    Kate Dickie as Halldora the Pict
    Ralph Ineson - TBA
     
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    No GoT or Marvel actors as far as I can tell. So looks pretty good
     
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    Technically Willem is a marvel actor now so
     
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    A better remake of Conan.
     
    #7 roggins, Dec 20, 2021
  8. Nizz

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    im so fucking in on this film.
     
    #8 Nizz, Dec 20, 2021
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    Hard to keep up what with a new movie coming out every week
     
    #10 Cornelius Suttree, Dec 20, 2021
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  11. miles

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    Robert Eggers directed "The Witch" and "The Lighthouse" before this. I'll watch pretty much anything he makes.
     
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  12. Mr Bulldops

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    Opened the spoiler, saw Alexander Skarsgård, that’s all I needed to know to be all in for this

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    Halfthor is in it
     
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    Eric Northman?
     
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    Kate Dickie was Lysa Arryn on GoT. So I guess you're out
     
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  20. Drown ‘Em

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    So Skarsgård plays Amleth, the Scandinavian legend which inspired Shakespeare’s Hamlet.
     
    #20 Drown ‘Em, Dec 20, 2021
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  21. Emma

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    You had me at Skarsgård
     
    #21 Emma, Dec 20, 2021
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    Anya Taylor Joy was in New Mutants.

    Sucks that you can’t see this movie anymore.
     
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    Never saw it
     
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  25. Duck70

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    This movie looks dope but will also be co-opted by Neo-Nazis... like all things Norse.
     
    #25 Duck70, Dec 20, 2021
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    it looks good and I feel good
     
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  30. Lip

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    Not sure this checks out
     
    #30 Lip, Dec 21, 2021
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    Now, a lot of you reading this didn’t see The Last Duel in theaters, where tanked at the box office. But I thought it was incredible. It really is nothing like they marketed as.

    Anyway, I like watching movies about medieval Europeans try and kill one another. So please see both.
     
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  33. afb

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    if you've seen the lighthouse, you'll know this is an actual possibility
     
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  36. Emma

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    Robert Eggers ‘The Northman’ Rated “R” for Strong Bloody Violence and Nudity

    Hopefully it's Skarsgård hanging dong
     
    #36 Emma, Mar 23, 2022
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  38. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    personally i hope its willem dafoe in character from the lighthouse just hanging brain as an extra in the background
     
    #38 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Mar 23, 2022
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  40. Emma

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    New Image of Björk in Robert Eggers 'The Northman'
     
    #40 Emma, Mar 31, 2022
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  42. Emma

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    Reviews are coming in. From good to excellent, mainly leaning on the excellent side.
     
    #42 Emma, Apr 12, 2022
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    #43 seanofthedead86, Apr 12, 2022
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  44. paulski

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    Oh dear. That's unfortunate. :facepalm:
     
    #44 paulski, Apr 12, 2022
  45. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Someone let me know how good this movie is on a scale of 1 to 69.
     
    #45 Pelican, Apr 22, 2022
  46. JonathanCoachman

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    Even if it is shit, this movie is a lock to win Best Picture at this years Stormfront/4chan Critics Choice Awards.
     
    #46 JonathanCoachman, Apr 22, 2022
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  47. seanofthedead86

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    A lot of mediocre white male suburbanites are going to adopt this movie as a personality.
     
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  48. Emma

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    Reddit link to user reviews, spoilers obv

    Reviews consist of fantastic, beautifully shot, Eggers directed the shit out of it etc etc
     
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  49. JonathanCoachman

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    It would be great if this movie was actually about King Harold Hardrada of Norway’s days as a mere bodyguard for the Ottoman Sultan in Constantinople.

    Lure those guys in with sexy Viking Skarsgård and trick them into learning about the Islamic Golden Age.
     
    #49 JonathanCoachman, Apr 22, 2022
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