Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. bigred77

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    Square
     
  2. Jean-Ralphio

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    I love America, but you motherfuckers need to stop being crazy.
     
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  3. brolift

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  4. killerwvu

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    How did you not grab your kid and leave? Even after she calmed down, or there was an opportunity, why not grab him and leave
     
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  5. One Two

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    Hoss Bonaventure if your wife is so poor with common sense gun ownership skills like pointing at you during an argument I’d probably at least be worried about your kid finding it and possibly hurting himself if he’s mobile.

    I can’t believe I just typed that
     
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  6. Jean-Ralphio

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    Lets meet at maybe
     
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  7. NineteenNine

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    Only happened to me once. That was enough.
     
  8. Doc Louis

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    And then adding he didn't know where she has it.

    We all know where it is. It's under her pillow.
     
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  9. Funshot Residue

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    Hoss Bonaventure I like it better when you shit your pants than when your wife does aggravated assault. Not trying to be judgmental, but that would be WAY over the line in my house, and doubly so with young Hoss/Hossette present. Hope this turns out better than it seems likely to.
     
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  10. Tobias

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    birds of a white trash feather tend to flock together that’s why
     
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  11. killerwvu

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    Your opinion is noted. Gonna end up like Reggneck. I think that was his name RIP
     
  12. HoosDaMan

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    That’s probably not helpful.
     
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  13. Cabs

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    Man who could have seen this coming

     
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  14. tylerdolphin

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    I'd forgotten the poisoning thing. Yeah Hoss you're probably eventually gonna die if you don't leave
     
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  15. Tobias

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    yeah man you’re right. wouldn’t wanna offend the dude who continues to subject his kid to a psychotic and unhinged home life who also finds it appropriate to pull guns on service industry employees who allegedly steal his treats :meh:

    that was my bad i will try to be more sensitive to this lunatic and his even more deranged partner
     
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  16. bigred77

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    Among all else in this thread I forgot to reply to this, but
    Sounds to me like you just became an administrative assistant
     
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  17. Kylebw1

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    She must make a shit load more money than Hoss if she’s tried to poison him, stab him, and points loaded guns at him and he still stays. Hoss needs an immediate restraining order and she needs incarceration
     
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  18. HoosDaMan

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    Not helpful, again.
     
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  19. Tobias

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    shut the fuck up dork
     
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  20. Lawnole23

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    Can't even imagine the mental hoops someone needs to jump through to laugh off their wife trying to kill them multiple times.

    Non-internet talk. You're endangering your child keeping him in the house. This is sounding like a pre-cursor to a murder-suicide incident coming down the road. You clearly don't give a shit about your own wellbeing but you have a kid now. You and the kid need to be out of the house quickly with you having sole custody. I'm legit furious that you still have your kid in the house and allow him to be around his mom.
     
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  21. HoosDaMan

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    I’m sensing a lot of anger.
     
  22. WhiskeyDelta

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    Look after two poisoning, an attempted stabbing, and now assault with a firearm, what’s the chances that this is bullshit?
     
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  23. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Not sure what the hang up is with the meth deal but you’re the first to make my block list
     
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  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It’s more difficult than that.
     
  25. bertwing

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    Seriously get the kid out of the house and let him stay with someone responsible if you’re going to continue to subject him to violent outbursts. Think of the long term effects of what you guys are putting him through when he sees mom pull a gun on his dad and point it at his head because you made a joke.

    That’s legit psychopath behavior. Don’t let your kid grow up in a violent home. I would have already met with a divorce lawyer this morning and would be in a hotel with my son.
     
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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    For real I can’t see his shit but fuck you Tobias Eat a dick
     
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  27. letan

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    I sure did pick a good day to randomly pop in and read this thread
     
  28. hood b. goode

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    Yeah Hoss Bonaventure joking aside please recognize this as an intervention from your friends.
     
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  29. Homo Erectus

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    Agreed. It's not us bagging on him, but genuine concern for his family.

    Removing the weapon from the home and getting counseling is the bare minimum. The suggestions for separation aren't that unreasonable either. If you value your kids well being the status quo doesn't sound like a healthy environment.
     
    #13429 Homo Erectus, Jan 3, 2022
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  30. bertwing

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    Considering the history, it’s 100% highway time
     
  31. Homo Erectus

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    Can't argue against that. Just might be less overwhelming to implement smaller changes asafp vs huge ones.

    Remove the gun and sharp knives today. Should be a no brainer. Have the kid stay with family or friends while he talks to his wife.

    Ask about counseling/meds and lay out ground rules going forward. If she can't live by those then file away. It's not about staying with her but managing the process.

    If she is that volatile then blind siding her is going to end up as the end game we are fearing. Make it about worrying about everyone and the kid vs we're leaving bc you're a bad wife/mother.
     
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  32. blind dog

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    my wife & I both feel terrible if we fight (verbally) in front of our kids. I might kill myself it got to the point of pulling a gun on her

    And luckily my wife doesn’t know how to use a gun
     
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  33. Lawnole23

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    I’m having trouble figuring out how the safety of your child isn’t top priority unless you are going to have a credibility issue with the police if you leave.
     
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  35. ashy larry

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    if a student came to my office and told me their parent pulled a gun on the other i’d have to make a report that would almost assuredly result in a home visit from cps/dss

    shit’s p srs hoss
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    I have one pornstar over and now this....SMH
     
  37. Clown Baby

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    Get out now, Hoss, while you still can
     
  38. Homo Erectus

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    A/S/L?
     
  39. Eathan Edwards

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    Hoss Bonaventure

    Just catching up on the thread but yes - poison, knife, and gun threats/assaults - gtfo and keep a record of everything so you can take your kid safely away.
     
  40. bertwing

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    This shit better be warm
     
  41. Eathan Edwards

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    It's already been discussed in the thread - I was just joking about being relegated to a supporting cast role.
     
  42. Daddy Rabbit

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    A fluffer if you will.
     
  43. Eathan Edwards

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    I'll take that deal from my female overlords over the damn phone calls and emails I've been on all day.
     
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  44. Daddy Rabbit

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    Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Write this on the inside of the box:

    "Why do I need cupid when I've already got you in my sights?

    Be mine.
    Love,
    Hoss"

    [​IMG]
     
  45. DollarBillHokie

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    After Hoss shows posts to the judge, how many legal events will TMB have been involved? The Auburn girl, Dbl’s make a wish thing, any others?
     
  46. Eathan Edwards

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    Would be a top 5 trial ever if anyone ever gets subpoenaed for their board posts and they are read to a jury,

    Pretty sure the board has surpassed mutually assured destruction a bit ago.
     
  47. C Yank

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    I used to run a dominos pizza when I was in college. you could not believe the number of requests there were to do shit like this.
     
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  48. bwi2

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    Aero and Sandusky
     
  49. Hoss Bonaventure

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  50. DollarBillHokie

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    What is the Sandusky story?