kid rock - don’t tell me how to live

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  1. Lawnole23

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    total? 3 in the opening line and then I believe it's 6 per chorus. 30?
     
  2. spagett

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    If kid would just become an island boi I could die happy
     
  3. spagett

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    *chose to

    Fvckoff snowflake
     
  4. Redav

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    How many diggys are there? As many as fucking necessary.
     
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  5. TC

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  6. *DIESEL*

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  8. Ralph

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    #158 Ralph, Nov 23, 2021
    Last edited: Nov 23, 2021
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  9. racer

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    Big ass*
    Maybe big kickass
    Most accurately Kid Rocks’s big honkey jackass rock n roll steak house
     
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  10. timo

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    he's country club golf buddies with like the richest republican douchebag from my high school
     
  11. racer

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    I counted 22 sets of 3, so 66
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

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  13. Ralph

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    Ha, noted, and adjusted.
     
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  14. Redav

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    YouTube now suggesting Kid Rock videos to me because I listened to this song
     
  15. ~ taylor ~

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    Well, I went to type JoJo Siwa in YouTube kids for my daughter and got these suggestions:

    Screenshot_20211123-205514_YT Kids.jpg
     
  16. ~ taylor ~

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    I swear I just took they screenshot. Luckily YouTube Kids doesn't have any lobster king videos, just the suggested search.
     
  17. Redav

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    If I watch anything that's even remotely in the vicinity of or adjacent to right wing culture, I immediately start getting Ben Shapiro recommendations. YouTube throws all the years of me watching leftist videos out the window
     
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  20. racer

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    He has spoken.
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    Wait, is kid rock's bar called "Cadillac Pussy?"
     
  22. TC

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    "Cancel this muthafuckin dick!"
     
  23. racer

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    It’s something like kid rocks outrageous rocking country music extravaganza bar and restaurant

    I think that’s just a weird homage to a song he did with Hank Jr

     
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  24. TC

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    I knew Hank III took part in such shenanigans, but not Hank Jr
     
  25. racer

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    Spoiler alert Cadillac is a description, not the place where it was consumed.
     
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  26. TC

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    "This thing right here is the Cadillac of pussies! Look at all these high-end features!"
     
  27. fucktx

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    this man is 50 years old
     
  28. Redav

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    Hank Jr got his song taken off mnf for comparing Obama to Hitler and he later said he was a Muslim. So yeah
     
  29. TC

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    I knew he had songs like "If The South Woulda Won." I just didn't know he got X-rated
     
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  30. Daddy Rabbit

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    Cadillac Pussy is a great song . Always has been. And I will fight anyone who says anything different.

    I burned through that album in 2004. Actually bought it instead of burning it. :mulletsmug:

    Ran some game like louie louie
    Talked her on the bus
    Talked her out of her shorts
    No lie why'all, I'm here 2 report
    She had some cadillac pussy
    Some cadillac pussy
    She had some cadillac pussy
    She had some cadillac pussy
    Man it would drive you wild
     
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  31. wes tegg

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    Hank III shows are actually a lot of fun. He plays a set of his weird, psychobilly country with a somewhat normal arrangement (fiddle, banjo, etc.), takes a set break, and comes out with a completely different band playing metalcore.
     
  32. wes tegg

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    I was aware that he had a song called "Cadillac Pussy." I just wanted to know if he named his bar after it.
     
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  33. Daddy Rabbit

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    It was consumed on the bus. See previous post
     
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  34. TC

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    Chick had a Mercury Sable pussy. I need at least a Buick Skylark!
     
  35. Daddy Rabbit

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  36. Louis Holth

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    How does one cancel a dick?
     
  37. Daddy Rabbit

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    There is a Hank IV . (He goes by Coleman) I had no idea until one day I was in Hobby Lobby getting a poster framed.

    IV was in there. I knew him from the bar scene here, and he also worked at a liquor store I frequented. I quit all that and was all, "hey whats up. Long time." Anyways, he was getting some fan art framed. Said COVID made him focus back on music. He got a record deal and got a tour in Europe. I was like cool. Had no idea you played.

    I looked up his band on Spotify and sure as shit was blown away. /Coolstorybro

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  38. TC

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    I doubt I'd like any of them past Sr., but good to hear the line is still being carried on
     
  39. fucktx

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  40. Daddy Rabbit

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    Yodeling in the Valley
     
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    You see poweshow posting here anymore?
     
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  42. TC

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    You better do it before it gets fully erect
     
  43. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Kid Rock’s Big Ass Honky Tonk and Rock & Roll Steakhouse
     
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    Home to the best well done steaks in the confederacy
     
  45. a.tramp

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    IDK ask your wife boom roasted lmao
     
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  46. Louis Holth

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    You’re not going to talk to me like that.
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    I literally don’t know if this is sarcasm.
     
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  48. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Unfortunately, no.
     
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