Uvalde, TX School Shooting

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  1. PeterGriffin

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    How do you know that the other door on the other side wasn’t staffed by a battalion? And he took the easy door with just three gun hobbyists?
     
  2. Gaknight

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    Drake got shot in a school shooting episode almost 2 decades ago and here we are
     
  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “He gave us the ole sneakaroo! We figured he wasn’t super serious about using the gun and not a viable threat since he went to the easy 3 guard door.”
     
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  4. portlandspartan

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    I say no windows either
     
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  5. Clegg

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  7. devine

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  8. BlazingRebel

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    Watching her father speak up on Twitter and all over the news was pretty incredible.
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  9. ats

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    while on tours for daycare I couldn’t believe that some tours touted bulletproof glass

    active shooting drills don’t just start in elementary school

    Fuck the gop
     
  10. Flintheart Glomgold

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    Then armed guards for grocery stores and churches 1 door
     
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  11. HoosDaMan

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    The father on CNN has me bawling like a baby.
     
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  12. Bruce Bowen

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    Instead of recess the kids can make things to sell to help pay for their schools private military.
     
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  13. Flintheart Glomgold

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    While I’m here, fuck the founding fathers. Going to listen to those idiots about gun ownership in modern America when you could literally kill any one of them with a single can of Monster.
     
  14. timo

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    Here's your chance to smash the words of the Holy Pontiff in your Catholic Republican *friends' faces (*if you have any left)
     
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  15. Duck70

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    I would have no qualms killing these people in battle.
     
  16. Lawnole23

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  17. NDJOECA

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    Catholic republicans think Francis is an illegitimate pontiff based off a wide variety of conspiracies. He’s said very controversial things like “be nice to gay people” so it’s all very understandable.
     
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    “Of course this pope would say that because he’s so wacko liberal”

    -my Swiss cheese brained, diehard Catholic father who just so happens to be a HUGE fan of the archbishop that’s refusing communion to Pelosi
     
  20. texasraider

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    Fuck the pope and fuck religion
     
  21. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Gross
     
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  22. fattus

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    Yeah fuck that I’m not standing for it anymore. I don’t care if I get my ass kicked.
     
  23. devine

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    This poor dad man
     
  24. HoosDaMan

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    That’s the one that got me.
     
  25. Duck70

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    I feel like im going to assault someone
     
  26. afb

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    blaming "doors" just shows the length they will go to blame literally anything except for guns

    that's some terrible Veep writing
     
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  28. Handcuffed

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    i've been intentional in trying to not read about this story because of how horrific it is.

    they said the shooter engaged with police - after a car wreck? - outside the school and then ran in. has it come out that the school was somehow targeted or was it just happenstance that he ended up there?
     
  29. fucktx

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    These cops should be beaten to death

     
  30. Prospector

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  31. fucktx

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  32. Lyrtch

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    school was targeted

     
  33. BudKilmer

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    I hope those cops swallow a bullet in shame. I’m so mad at so much of this and this is fucking me up
     
  34. beerleagueman

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    adding on to my Beto comment earlier he also did an interview in Spanish with Univision which the Biden admin forgets exists which gets higher ratings than the Big 3 Evening News shows
     
  35. fucktx

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  36. steamengine

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  38. dump

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    That would be too kind

    they should get shot up by assault weapons just like the kids they let get killed did
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

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  40. dump

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    like tie those pussies up and have the grieving parents put a million bullets into them so that their families will have to submit DNA in order to prove who is who
     
  41. timo

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    this fucking crushed me.
     
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  42. devine

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    It was targeted, he posted he was going to do it 30 minutes beforehand
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    Idk how someone can watch that and still care more about their guns than they can these families. I try not to judge people but at this point if you're a gun guy, I'm going to judge you. And fuck you.
     
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  44. PaulKemp

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    Saw someone seriously suggest combining police stations and schools as an “outside the box” solution today
     
  45. Jean-Ralphio

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    You arent actually surprised are you?
     
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  46. dblplay1212

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    No but I still smh at it
     
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  47. timo

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    why? so the kids can learn how to smoke cigarettes and milk the timeclock? that's what the cops do in my neighborhood. sit in the church parking lot and bullshit until someone gets shot, then they show up and throw some yellow tape up and look for shell casings.
     
  48. ohhaithur

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    I no longer have any conservative friends, family members, or coworkers to yell at. May I rent your coworker to yell at for some much-needed catharsis?