How many times do you get up to pee at night?

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  1. 0

    135 vote(s)
    56.5%
  2. at least 1

    87 vote(s)
    36.4%
  3. more than 1

    17 vote(s)
    7.1%
  1. Nug

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    I'm at least 1, sometimes 2. If I was boozing pretty hard and chugged some water, it can be 2-3x.
     
  2. theregionsitter

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    Totally alcohol related for me

    if so 1 if not zero
     
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  3. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    Every 3 hours
     
  4. bertwing

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    None bc I have an elite prostate
     
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  5. Odin

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    maybe once at night, then an absolute minimum of once per hour during the day
     
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  6. ashy larry

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    get up to pee? zero
    pee? non-zero
     
  7. ashy larry

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    #builtdifferent
     
  8. HoosDaMan

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    Is this where the olds gather? I’m one minimum.
     
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  9. dukebuckeye

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    Usually around 3-4am.
     
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  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    You ppl need to get that prostate checked
     
  11. kinghill

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    Poll is missing 0-1 option

    Some nights 1
    Some nights 0
     
  12. Phil Connors

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    This. Also, having a female family doctor for this check up is a plus. The male urologist I visited once had hands like Dr. J.
     
  13. racer

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    Voted 1 because if I wake up after about 3-4 I usually have to pee, but not always. And not always enough to get up. Maybe once or twice a week.
     
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  14. Odin

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    you know, ive considered it because i do piss constantly during the day but also its always a substantial amount and very clear so it doesnt actually seem unhealthy. probably just overhydration.
     
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  15. racer

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    Odin have you checked your blood sugar by chance?
     
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  16. fattus

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    Should be a 0-1 option.
     
  17. HoosDaMan

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    You must have felt so tiny.
     
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  18. HoosDaMan

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    I drink a lot of water. I’m basically Tom Brady.
     
  19. Eathan Edwards

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    0 but I usually go to sleep at like 3-4am and wake up at 6:30ish and have to go so I'm sure if I had a normal sleep schedule I'd be taking a trip or two.

    I drink an absurd amount of water.
     
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  20. Constant

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    2 times min. But I've been a prostate patient for 15ish years.

    You guys passing the 40 mark, if you haven't gotten your prostate checked, you gotta get on that.

    At worst, you get a deeper relationship with your Dr. At best, you save your life.
     
  21. Odin

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    should i?
     
  22. racer

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    I’d say so. That’s an early warning/symptom of elevated blood sugar.
     
  23. Chipper>Jeter

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    I have an overactive bladder so min 2 times a night usually more.
     
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  24. Odin

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    could be that i suppose. family history suggests that could be my future so ive always had it checked periodically. i dont think ive had any blood work done in the last year though.
     
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  25. Simon Templar

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    Used to several times a night but when I got my cpap it’s now zero. I think not getting a deep enough rest made me realize I had to pee but now that I sleep amazing I don’t wake up until the alarm
     
  26. fattus

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    I had my prostate checked about 7 years ago cause I had blood in my jizz (was just an infection). Procedure was NBD. I guess I’m due for another. Should probably get colon checked as well since I’m 50 next fall.
     
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  27. Nug

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    I drink a ton of water day and night -- if I'm not pissing mostly clear I drink another liter. I'm usually at least once per night, then once again at 5-6 AM and either start my day at that point or try to steal another 1-2 hours. No other prostate-related issues.

    I just turned 35 and didn't have a prostate check on my radar for another 5-ish years.
     
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  28. TrustyPatches

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    What about pooping? I poop
     
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  29. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    In the middle of the night?
     
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  30. Nug

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    I backpack and sleep a lot outside and have created a patent-pending 'pee trough.' You simply kick out a little canal, 2-3ft long x 5-6inch wide, from your tent door in a downhill direction, then you can just rollover and direct your wiener towards the pee trough without getting up or getting out of your tent. Works like a charm.

    We're still working through prototypes for indoor use.
     
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  31. allothersnsused

    allothersnsused Wow that’s crazy
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    Okay, Miles Davis
     
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  32. GoodForAnother

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    I got a mouthpiece for sleep apnea about three months ago and haven’t gotten up to pee at night since. It’s a common symptom so yes check your prostate but also if you snore and are tired a lot get a sleep test boys
     
  33. TrustyPatches

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    That weird? I shit in the middle of the night like it’s my job
     
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  34. Nug

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    This sounds like a bit. That's awful.
     
  35. joe-

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    usually once. mostly between 3-4:30
     
  36. timo

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    can't wait to see the 2032 version of this poll
     
  37. jcb-r

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    Usually 0, but I'll have a random 2AM piss every now and again.
     
  38. Constant

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    :cerealkiller:
     
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  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Depending on if I'm drinking and the number of drinks I've had, at least once, sometimes two or three times.
     
  40. Homo Erectus

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    Zero. If i have insomnia i will pee before i go to bed.
     
  41. Pasta88

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    Zero on a regular night. Once if drinking
     
  42. Pasta88

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    How do you function on such little sleep? Constant napping?
     
  43. Chumbolone

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    I wake up bc I’m thirsty more than anything
     
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  44. HotMic

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    this is me
     
  45. ned's head

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    0 if I'm sleeping alone. 1 if I'm sleeping with the wife because I'm a crazy light sleeper and will wake up every night between 2-3 and ultimately switch beds.
     
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  46. Eathan Edwards

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    I'm not advocating it - I sleep from like 3-6 ish am and from 5-8pm.

    Basically a bastardized siesta schedule. I have no doubt it's horrible health wise.
     
  47. Homo Erectus

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  48. C A N E

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    Real question is who sits to pee in the middle of the night
     
  49. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    0 because I stay cath’d up
     
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  50. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Always. I don’t turn the light on so I just pop a squat.