I'm 38 and already sputtering on occasion. Also at anyone standing to piss in the middle of the effing night.
I wonder if there's a person out there who breaks into someone's house when everyone is gone and pisses on little kids bed bc they think it's funny. Mom: It's OK honey. You can tell us if you wet the bed. Kid: I didn't mom, I swear Mom:
I typically pee before I get in the bed. Rarely, if ever in the middle of the night. I also sit down to pee during the daytime. It gets me off my tootsies for a few minutes while I browse the internet. I also prefer to sit because if I let a toot out while stand peeing, it could become a surprise poo. So I kill two birds with one stone.
You just shit and go back to sleep? I feel like between pooping and wiping the mental effort would leave me awake for too long. Don't think I've ever really shit through the night unless it was illness related.
I wet my bed until I was like 10 or 11 so if I have to get up at night to pee I'm pretty proud of it.
I mean, I don’t see the issue. I go to bed at 8:30. I wake up a few nights a week and shit my brains out at 3 am. If I don’t shot in the middle of the night I shit when I wake up. I’d be more worried if I were waking up a few times a night to piss
No you don’t. You give it a one wipe “I feel like I’m clean in my own mind” swipe and crawl ten toes back into your fart sack
Real talk I once had what is called an anal fistula that was inflamed Went to the doc in a box who gave me a donut to sit on with some prescription Woke up the day i was supposed to drive 4 hours to a week long work class thing in a pool of my own blood and shit I knew my wife really does love me when she started helping clean me up without me ever having to get out of bed I may have shared too much
Anybody else team baby wipes? They do such a better job than just regular shit tickets. Leaves my brown-eye smelling like eucalyptus too
I view people who don’t use baby wipes as some sort of Neanderthal. Not all of us have buttholes beat in like an old catcher’s mitt.
of course. I’m no savage Wish I had a bidet but the plumbing in my building around the toilet is nearly covered so attaching one is impossible
i pissed in my younger brothers toy box one night when I was home from college after getting black out drunk at a golf tournament. Prob could’ve gotten away with it if I had pissed in his bed
It's weird because me, personally, have never had a night shit that wasn't virus related. I crap in the morning. Like a human.
You people using baby wipes better be throwing that shit in the trash instead of ruining your septic/sewer system
I don’t have a septic tank. We live in a large apartment complex in the middle of Houston. I use the flushable ones with zero fucks given.
there are no flushable ones. but if that's what you want to do, I'm not going to sit here and have a long back and forth with you.