Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    A bunch of dorks looking wholly uncomfortable around a woman? Yeah, that tracks.
     
  2. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    :bobbleresolve:
     
  3. Gaknight

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    That lady looks like she wants to be anywhere else.
     
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  4. jrmy

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    Put me in the camp of "chubby (and not charismatic big boy) career politician who gets red-faced and whiny any time someone challenges him crumbles instantly once he spends any extended time in the national spotlight under scrutiny"
     
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  5. Josey Wales

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    A case study in no such thing as bad publicity. I would’ve guessed more people knew trump for being a seriously flawed businessman and shit bag/unserious reality persona. Not like Warren buffet or something.
    Creepy Eric Trump clone in the back right.
     
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  6. AbeFroman

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    Just a normal dude giving his normal wife a normal kiss...
     
  7. Keef

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    Trump polling has always undersold him, his crazies show up out of nowhere. Ron isn't going to easily win a primary.
     
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  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    This is what comes to mind when I think of tmb ca. 2012.

    Most can be found in the libertarian thread now
     
  9. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    The pitchbot couldn’t even come up with something as good as this for the first day of Hanukkah. Yes this is the real NYT puzzle today.

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  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  11. ~ taylor ~

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    Apparently their response was: lots of crosswords look like swastikas
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

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    The “we didn’t want to damage Mr. Trump’s legacy” is a euphemism the fascists who didn’t think Trump could pull off the coup use to explain why they didn’t help more than they did.
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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    Let them fight dot gif

     
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  14. Hank Scorpio

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    "Someone who we all respect" and "Marjorie Taylor Greene" do not belong in the same sentence.
     
  15. BudKilmer

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  16. TAS

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    Wild that MTG has a much brighter future in the republican party than the Don
     
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  17. Truman

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  18. bwi2

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    Babylon Bee has a higher hit rate than Three Year Letterman
     
  19. BudKilmer

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  20. beerme

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    I think she’s onto something. My kid came home with a picture he drew in black marker, like whats next a picture drawn in gay marker?
     
  21. TAS

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    Nice humble brag about one family moving to Tennessee, Marsha
     
  22. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Woke preschools are truly terrifying
     
  23. Josey Wales

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    Ya know, if you smash your head into a wall, and then think about it. The “golden rule” is really some woke bullshit.
     
  24. Truman

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    They teach children to share. Bunch of dirty socialists
     
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  25. wes tegg

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    He’s the worst. No idea why people post his shit here.
     
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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    How dare they teach kids to be kind to one another
     
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  27. NDJOECA

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    Wrong thread
     
  28. steamengine

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    They were reading a book about how people come from different backgrounds and customs when I picked my kid up the other day.

    I was like, “whatever happened to red, yellow, black, or white, we are precious in his sight”?

    And then we started homeschooling.
     
  29. Gaknight

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    The irony that these people bring their kids to Trump rallies is not lost on me
     
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  30. Mix

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    Ron has spent all of his victory lap running around boring everyone with antivax shit. Hes not that smart or interesting.
     
  31. Clemson327

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    Nothing woke about our preschool. :facepalm: This is from my 3yo’s class in the past few weeks.

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  32. VaxRule

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    “Mariachi” seems a little advanced for a 3 yo.
     
  33. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    (THREAD) Let me, Seth Abramson, tell you why…
     
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  34. The Banks

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    He’s an awful candidate with terrible positions to win a national election, zero charisma, zero ability to counter punch. He’s got a whiny face that no one likes. Once he gets out of the hell hole that is Florida he will get destroyed, whether it’s by trump or democrats.
     
  35. yaywaffles

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    god this is on brand
     
  36. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    thread:


    cliffs: hope this racist bitch gets dragged into a lake and eaten by an alligator.
     
  37. VaxRule

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    Finally. A conservative that understands that word.

    Yes Marge, brushing your teeth is grooming. Well done.
     
  38. jrmy

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    Chances that photo is real?
     
  39. Jimmy the Saint

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    Woke ass Walmart
     
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  40. BudKilmer

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    “Tush kush” :badger:
     
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  41. Drown ‘Em

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    It’s not. It took less than five minutes to find that the sex toys at the Dalton Walmart super center are in aisle G30 with the tampons and other women’s shit while the kid toothbrushes are in aisle G13.

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  42. Mix

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    Walmart really sells vibrators? Thats wild
     
  43. bertwing

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    Yes, and you’re welcome
     
  44. Drown ‘Em

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    Per Walmart.com not all stores sell them in store, and they also have toys which they only sell online.
     
  45. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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  46. NYGator

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    It's photoshopped...

     
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  47. ~ taylor ~

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    And booze and rifles. They're down to party.
     
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  48. Brocktoon

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    At what point do these corporations start suing for spreading disinformation like this? Seems like MTG would dial things back real quick if that happened.