Who would you LEAST like to get a beer with?

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  1. Nug

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    Greg Norman seems like an enormous POS
     
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  2. a.tramp

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    George Brett. He non-tipped wait staff all the time in the KC area way back when. Only complete a-holes do that.
     
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  3. hood b. goode

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    Me to kyrie after the waiter spits in our food

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  4. The Banks

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    These type of conversations would be awesome.

     
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  5. val venis

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    Kayvon Thibodeaux is a complete dick in every interview or soundbite I’ve ever heard him in so probably him or Tom Brady because he’s a cunt.
     
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  6. bertwing

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    God he sucks
     
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  7. Nug

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    What about non-sports celebrity?

    Adam Levine seems terribly uncool

    Reese Witherspoon was rude to me on a plane once
     
  8. Nug

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    And I believe it was hood b. goode that pointed this out, but he's also like 6-4 225 and talks like Kermit the Frog
     
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  9. Craig Pettis

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    what happened, she told you that you smelled like shit?
     
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  10. Lyrtch

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    i'd want to go to dinner with Popovich

    keeping my new years positive
     
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  11. 20/20/20/20

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    Andrew Tate
     
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  12. Nug

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    I was catching a redeye from LA to Nola like 10 years ago, pretty drunk. She was sitting first class, aisle row. Everyone recognized her immediately, it was obvious. She was also my number one crush for forever.

    Walking by, total fanboy, just look and go, "Reese, big fan!" Probably sounded and looked nerdy as shit, whatever. I realize I was probably like the 20th person to do that on the flight, it was close to midnight pacific, but you're sitting aisle row on a packed commercial flight.

    She didn't even look up from her phone, just directed the back of her hand at me like "fuck off." After spending 5 mnutes on Google this is the closest GIF I could find to the hand gesture she gave me
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    I hope she can forgive herself. I still haven't forgiven her.
     
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  13. Nug

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  14. soulfly

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    Just trying to save you from being an absolute gringo boob as you transition into your Mexican life, babe.
     
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  15. Nug

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    oh it's way too late for that, but I appreciate the effort.
     
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  16. ohhaithur

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    Done it. Agree with you
     
  17. SugarShaun

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  18. Nug

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    story time!
     
  19. Nug

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    He's played like 5 times since signing the highest WR contract (at the time, I believe). And I admittedly don't know the details of the injuries, but it's always for seemingly minor shit. We've paid him $20M+ for the past three years and he's barely played.

    This is probably my own fault, but I follow him on IG and he only posts about "haters" and "people doubting him." Insufferable.

    Gotta be one of the worst contracts in the NFL right now, at least for WR

    edit: I also think he was in the absolute perfect situation with Brees and can't really thrive with another type of QB. He's the ultimate possession guy, huge, and thrives off getting his body in front of defenders. Not really a deep threat, doesn't really go up and get it, had his career years catching slants and hitches.
     
  20. Butthead

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    maybe emmanuel acho
     
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  21. ohhaithur

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    Nothing too interesting. Small work event...he isn't playing a character
     
  22. Butthead

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    rod gilmore
     
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  23. Nug

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    yea but you don't work
     
  24. ohhaithur

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    Having beer with him was enough to make me retire
     
  25. Eathan Edwards

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    Am I just listing horrible people?

    Christina Aguilera physically assaulted one of my servers for no reason
    Young Thug
    Fetty Wap

    I mean I can go on endlessly here.
     
  26. CaneKnight

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    Yes FBI agent monitoring my phone I would love to have sex with Mr. Carlson.
     
  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    And his voice puts me to sleep every game I watch, so he could tuck me in after I get drunky.
     
  28. Nug

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    Sure, but keep it with firsthand knowledge and copious deets
     
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  29. Eathan Edwards

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    He's never once attended a DC sex party. I specifically asked.

    Cucker Carlson.
     
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  30. CaneKnight

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    I wouldn’t be surprised if that bow tie wearing cumstain was banging dudes on the side while talking shit about lgbtq people during the day. He seems the type
     
  31. Shunface

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    Oh I like this one.

    Greg Hardy, he lived above me for a year. Had quite a few drinks. He was an asshole then and an asshole now.

    Patrick Willis on the other hand was an awesome dude. Used to pound coronaritas with him at the Mexican restaurant.
     
  32. Eathan Edwards

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    The only two rappers to ever screw me on performance deposits both ended up in prison. Who woulda thought.
     
  33. fish

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    John Stockton
     
  34. Eathan Edwards

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    Lol - have definitely been to your place and had to restrain a dumbass that was trying to fight Greg.
     
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  35. wes tegg

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    Joe Buck is nice as shit.
     
  36. ZeroPointZero

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    really had to do a double take when I first read this :oface:
     
  37. Eathan Edwards

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    Obviously I'm going to have a lot of these.

    But I was at a bar with Trey Wingo and SVP hanging out for a couple hours and they were both cool as shit.
     
  38. Lyrtch

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    i never got the joe buck hate but also i dont watch baseball
     
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  39. Constant

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    My phrasing needs work.
     
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  40. The Banks

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    SVP and Mina Kimes seem like about the best people in the business, professionally and personally.
     
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  41. Imurhuckleberry

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    Westbrook or Harden.
     
  42. Gaknight

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    He was/maybe still is a huge regular in Atlanta bars. One of the biggest douchebags I have ever encountered.

    I think either still in Atlanta or he moved to Destin
     
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  43. Eathan Edwards

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    I've had to assist a hammered Michael Irvin on more than one occasion.

    He was always extremely nice.
     
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  44. Gaknight

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    I see SVP at the Starboard in Dewey Beach almost every summer. He seems cool as shit. He was with the Maryland basketball coach a few years back who was absolutely BLASTED.
     
  45. Gaknight

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    Justin Bieber was surprisingly trying to act like a normal dude when he sat down next to me at a bar once and struck up a conversation. He was fucked up, but he sat there for a bit chatting with me and the people around me.

    Shaq was cool as hell too trying to hook up my coworkers with his friends.

    Wow I hang out at bars too much lol
     
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  46. Eathan Edwards

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    Asked the wife:

    Lopez
    Aguilera
    Maria Carey
    Lea Michelle

    That's probably my Mt. Rushmore but there are definitely more to add
     
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  47. Eathan Edwards

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    Shaq is one of the nicer/most fun to be around famous people alive.
     
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  48. Gaknight

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    Yeah I have 3 Shaq stories between living in Orlando and Atlanta. Never felt so small when he went to fist bump me as he was leaving the bar when I was in college.
     
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  49. Gizmoandsooz

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    I don't drink dickhead. Stop tagging me minnow.
     
  50. CaneKnight

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    Feel like everyone has a Shaq story in Orlando. I’ve met him like five times at various different points of my life