Who would you LEAST like to get a beer with?

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  1. Nug

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    Inspired by the Rovell thread:

    Who ya got?

    Beisbol: Bryan McCann, probably
    Futbol de Americano: Mr. Unlimited
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    Overall: Joe Buck
     
  2. Nug

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    Basically, who is the least cool sports celebrity you can imagine shooting the shit with?

    aussiefooty is my vote. Dude sucks and would just wield shitty Aussie slang the whole time
     
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  3. IrishLAX2

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  4. Nug

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    Kirk Cousins would be pretty bad, but he'd be nice about it.
     
  5. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Joe Buck would be sweet to have a beer with. Endless amount of great sports stories.
     
  6. Nug

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    Cole Beasley would suckkkkkkk
     
  7. Nug

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    fair
     
  8. Bo Pelinis

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    Low key, Brady would probably suck
     
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  10. Nug

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    Trevor Bauer would be shitty and then probably try to take advantage of the drunk girl at the other end of the bar
     
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  13. Nug

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    Rippin lines with Dustin Johnson and Paulina Gretzky would be incredible, but that's a thread for another time
     
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  14. Bo Pelinis

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  15. NDJOECA

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    John Wayne. Would suck to get a beer in HELL.
     
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  16. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Bauer
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    That’s a pretty good 3 major sport list
     
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  17. Bo Pelinis

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    Cole Beasley would be worse than Russ imo
     
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  19. Bo Pelinis

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  20. Nug

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    Probably doesn't register for most non #New Orleans Saints fans, but Michael Thomas is one of the least cool top WR, or former top WR, there is
     
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  21. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    IMO no one could be worse than Russ.
     
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  22. Nug

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  24. Bo Pelinis

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    Idk dumb self assured conspiracy theorist sounds like a worse time than disingenuous twat to me
     
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  25. Cornfed Buffalo

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    I’d say Tucker Carlson but honestly I’d like to have one with him because it would give me a chance to (redacted) him
     
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  28. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I can imagine a scenario where me and Cole only talk about how sweet Josh Allen is at football, can’t imagine any normal interaction with Russ
     
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  29. Bo Pelinis

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    Bible thumpers are the best equipped people on the planet to ruin a good time over a beer
     
  30. Constant

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    I love the guy, but Harbaugh would probably make me nuts inside 5 minutes.
     
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    Fuck a Mike Thomas
     
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    Sports related would be Stephen A. or Skip Bayless.
     
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  33. Bo Pelinis

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    If you could get over the whole ruining the program we love thing I think he would probably be a really good time over a case of beers as evidenced by his ruining the program we love
     
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    Skip Bayless
     
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    Probably IHHH. Fucking Canuck would pull the "look, a moose!" trick and steal my beer when I turn to look.
     
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    Malika Andrews. I’d be afraid she’s secretly recording me for future blackmail.
     
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    bill belichek
     
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    imagine the shit that comes out of that chud mouth when he gets college girl drunk. No thanks.
     
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  42. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    What about players from your favorite team?

    I’d rather shovel shit than have a beer with Greg McElroy or AJ McCarron.

    Other than that whoever that YouTuber turned MMA fighter. Dude sounds fuckin terrible

    Edit: oh and Herschel Walker and Bruce Pearl
     
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  44. Room 15

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    Im sure there a worse option than Russ but I can’t think of one yet.
     
  45. Room 15

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    Also an interesting question

    Cam would be tough to sit through Dinner with
     
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    Someone that says futbol de americano instead of the proper futbol americano. Ayyyy
     
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    You want to fuck Tucker Carlson?
     
  49. Nug

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    McElroy would be really, really bad
     
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