Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

Did he want to fly away (yeeeaahh yeeeeah yeah)?

 

Lenny is 58. Insane.

 

Just watched Lenny. Cool personified.

 

That was a really good interview. I'm always a little surprised when guests come off super thoughtful as opposed to most canned interviews they give.

 

"Austin, it's often said that Hound Dog really put Elvis on the map. Tell me, did you feel like a hound dog the every time you munched on Vanessa Hudgens' box?"

 

He is trying to win an Oscar. It is campaign season. He is going to bring his A game

 

I have never seen someone put peanut butter on both slices of bread for a sandwich. Kinda blew my mind

 

Really? That’s how I’ve always made them going back to the 90s in HS. That way the jelly doesn’t make the bread mushy.

 

Psycho

 

lol Honestly, I feel it’s the best way to make PB&Js and I’ve probably made over 5,000 that way.

 

Well his A game is as good as anyone out there IMO. Dude has caught a lot of hate but he genuinely seemed like a nice guy and really responded to Sean's questions.

One of the better episodes in a while.

 

Learn this technique in hs maybe. Solid strategy if you aren't eating the sandwich immediately.

 

Exactly. I was making it at 630 and wouldn’t eat until 1130-12.

 

Yall were packing pb&j sammiches to high school?

 

Really? I've done it since 8th grade. Gotta get that extra protein to maximize those gainz!

 

No. I learned if from someone who brought one every day tho

 

It seems like the clear best way to make it and now I want one so I can do this

 

Yeah, two a day almost every day. Filled me up so it would last through football and baseball practice.

Two pb&j’s, Chips, apple, granola bar.

 

Would always save my apple for after school for the carb boost before practice.

 

Yep, granola bar at 10 as a snack and apple around 2.

 

My brother I was doing this in my mid 30s

 

My mommy made them every day bc I was a spoiled little shit

 

"What does pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings mean?"

"I don't know, I was high when I wrote it"

 

Tradition is peer pressure from dead people is a great line.

That was a good episode.

 

Looking forward to my afternoon cardio a lot more now.

 

Is it how you call your jerkoff sessions?

 

Cardio is supposed to last at least 20 min, not 20 seconds

 

This should be arriving today. Excites!

 

Big fan of the Secret Aardvark line.

 

Same here. Them and dirty dicks are probably my most purchased hot sauce

 

Love Aardvark sauce plus the mascot is great.

 

Aardvark is the GOAT edc, but there’s room on the Queen Majesty train too.

 

Has to be the best performance ever. Wasn’t even phased.

 

Flavor: 9
Heat: 7.5

It’s really good.

 

Yeah this show has been on for like 7 years (Holy shit, actually) and that's the least I've ever seen anyone affected by the last dab

 

She double dabbed!

 

Thinking about it - David Blaine was similar and he peer pressure Sean into eating a scorpion pepper. He might still have the title

 

I remember Rachel Ray doing pretty well but she didn't even eat the wings. Just ate the sauce.

 

I don't count him since he's not human.

Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, and now Jenna Ortega are the GOATs with the no sell of the heat.

 

Haven't seen it yet but you just know this is going to be a good one.

 

Gave a like before watching

 

Alton Brown demolished them. he acknowledged the heat but only as a formality.

 

also Pedro is such a sweet dude, definitely growing into that same space for everyone that Keanu occupies where he's just universally beloved and brings nothing but good vibes. huge reason I'll re-watch Narcos once a year is for him.

also an enormous fan of anyone with the balls to shit on NYC's food scene.

 

I feel like he was barely.in Narcos in comparison to Pablo and the other primary cop