Hot Ones - Official First We Feast Thread

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    I love this fucking show. I love watching people react to hot food and this is a show that puts out a new episode every week.

     
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  2. Bo Pelinis

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  3. jaygabriel

    jaygabriel What the fuck Salami?!?!
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    "You're the Dread Pirate Roberts and this whole thing is inconceithable"

    :laugh:
     
  4. Bo Pelinis

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  5. Bo Pelinis

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  6. Bo Pelinis

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  7. Fran Tarkenton

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    this is my favorite, if for nothing but the fact he is wearing my favorite shirt.

     
  8. BellottiBold

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    "I've had regular megadeath sauce, didn't care for it" :laugh:

    his delivery is so on point.
     
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  9. bigred77

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    the Cheech one is greatness
     
  10. Barves2125

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    Big fan of this series. First YouTube series I've ever truly looked forward to each week. Hoping more awesome content like this will begin to appear on there.

    Key & Peele is my favorite one but there are a lot of great ones. YG was pretty good last week, too. Eric Andre was very funny. Most of them are great.
     
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  11. a.tramp

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    have watched 6-7 today. pretty great.
     
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  12. bro

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    by far the best episode is eric andre's

     
  13. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Jay Pharoah was hardly bothered. Dude ate multiple bites with the hottest sauce.

     
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  14. Bo Pelinis

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  15. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Not an episode of Hot Ones but those familiar with the show may remember Chili Klaus from the pepper eating video a year ago. He and Sean do it again and it goes poorly as expected.



    Also, not sure if anyone has bought the Hot Ones hot sauce to try but I have and it's legitimately great. Great flavor and the perfect amount of heat to eat it on all sorts of things.
     
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  16. Bo Pelinis

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    Eats pepper
    Starts feeling terrible

    "Oh look Chili Klaus I think that's where they filmed You've Got Mail."

    :laugh:
     
  17. eHo

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    In the comments:

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  18. bryix

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    Love this show. That Mega Death sauce is no joke.
     
  19. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I love Chili Klaus
     
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  20. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Who on here wants to be a hero and record themselves trying the different sauces they use on the show? We as a thread can crowd source the costs of each.
     
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  21. Sportfan

    Sportfan From Six to Dumptime

    Holy shit this went completely off the rails the last two minutes :roll:
     
  22. bigred77

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    anybody got a list of the sauces they use?
     
  23. bro

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    at the 3:30 mark, Sean says "I dunno what it would take for me to eat another Carolina Reaper, but it would be around 5 figures"

    obviously not
     
  24. Bo Pelinis

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  25. bryix

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    currently something like this

    sriracha, tapatio, el yucateco habanero, pain is good louisiana, hot ones sauce, pain 100%, da bomb beyond insanity, mad dog 357, and blairs mega death
     
  26. tandin

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    holy shit those last 3 minutes.
     
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  27. Bo Pelinis

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    Also High River Rogue or something along those lines.
     
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  28. Bo Pelinis

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    By the way if you look up that Rogue sauce on Amazon the first 5 buying options are all different sauces used on Hot Ones. Amazon you scary.
     
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  29. Boom TittyMilk

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    Yeah the videos
     
  30. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I ask again.

     
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  31. zachary

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    I would gladly do this challenge. Someone supply me the sauces and i got you
     
  32. Bo Pelinis

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    Those sauces are going to end up being pretty expensive collectively if Amazon is any indication.
     
  33. Joe_Pesci

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    i like spicy food but this seems extreme
     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    Blair's - $13.46
    Da Bomb Beyond Insanity - $10.84
    Mad Dog - $12.50
    Rogue - $13.95
    Pain is Good - $10.12
    Pain 100% - $12.85
    El Yucateco - $8.99
    Hot Ones - $12.00 (not on Amazon)
    Tapatio and Sriracha are readily accessible at pretty much any grocery store and you could say El Yucateco is likely as well. The others may be tougher to get if not ordered online.
     
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  35. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I feel confident we can round up $125 to purchase hot sauces with so long as our payoff is people getting to watch TMB's favorite teenager turned young adult zachary, AKA TexasPride, suffer through them. He will have to stream/record it for us to view but I'm sure he's fine with that so long as he doesn't have to write Supercity on his face or put his sister's bra on his head again, right?

    Honestly, don't even have to buy most of the hot sauces. I just want to see someone eat the back 5 sauces (in order) -- Hot Ones hot sauce, Pain 100%, Da Bomb Beyond Insanity, Mad Dog 357, and, finally, Blair's Mega Death. We can do that for under $100 I'm sure.
     
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  36. ned's head

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    Someone should just do the hot one. And make a second video of giving a wing with it to their wife/gf
     
  37. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    I had blairs megadeath sauce when i was kid. they give it to on a sample stick that's like a popsicle stick. they just barely tap it into sauce so you get like 1/10th of an inch up the sample stick

    it was the hottest thing ive ever eaten and it burned for hours
     
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  38. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    Pretty sure someone giving it to their unsuspecting wife would be more than sufficient evidence for an at fault divorce and possible criminal charges.

    The Hot Ones hot sauce has some heat to it so I think it's a perfect place to start (assuming we aren't doing all ten sauces). Plus, we may get some credit for being an off-shoot of the YouTube series we're inspired by and not just some other hot sauce eating organization on the internet.

    The question is do we want zachary to actually eat a wing coated in each of these or to just eat the hot sauce on something else? Seems like a wing for each would be a lot of trouble for a single person to undertake.
     
  39. Tiffin

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    I'm just mad zachary jumped on the challenge before I could. Would absolutely do this. Once bought a bottle of hot sauce from a firehouse subs that was something crazy like this. was a 10 on their scale and had to ask the manager before using it. It was in the trunk of a car during a wreck and exploded making a pepper spray bomb in the trunk.

    /csb
     
  40. TC

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    Will there be a meetup in a public park for this?
     
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  41. Tiffin

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    You thinking cooking 10 wings would be trouble for someone?
     
  42. Tiffin

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    POWESHOW should interview him while he does it.
     
  43. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    There is no limit on how many idiots brave souls can try this. If we raise enough we can get more than one bottle of each or perhaps we can just send them from one person to the next. I trust no one would try to poison one another or something. Not that a poison would necessarily survive inside some of these hot sauce bottles.
     
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  44. Bo Pelinis

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    I would be worried Tiffin might dip his balls in some of them but that just adds flavor for the next participant I guess
     
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  45. Hootchmane

    Hootchmane Rock, flag, and blood eagle

    I have nothing to add but thanks for introducing this to me. If not for yall work would suck the biggest dick.
     
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  46. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    No. I think cooking ten wings and then rolling them around in their own hot sauce container with a different hot sauce for each without cross contaminating any of them and then streaming themselves eating each one and suffering through the consequences would be trouble for a single person. But I'm not the one offering to do it so do as you see fit.
     
  47. cdaysker

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    Hot Ones is the highlight of my Thursday's
     
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  48. IanBoyd

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    and the female guests:



     
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  49. blotter

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    I don't see a problem here that a box of foil couldn't fix