Worst team site (247/On3/Rivals/etc) "Reporter" Nominations

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  1. wes tegg

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    McCready also used to work in Mobile doing the Alabama beat, and was so hell bent on his “not a fan” schtick that he lost all of his radio advertisers and got fired.
     
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  2. VaxRule

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    This reminds me, #Michigan State Spartans which of your guys was it that slept with our girlfriends? Comparoni?
     
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  3. Sir Phobos

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    such a doofus. all the proof I ever needed of how bullshit the rankings are happened when VT's 247 site kicked off. back then I was actually on Rivals and flipped to 247 when the site opened (VT was good at this time and recruiting not too painful to follow). Shurbutt helped the VT guy get the site off the ground, handle traffic, and so on for a year or two. VT mysteriously got bumps on all their borderline guys and man, VT never got the benefit of a doubt at Rivals so everyone was loving 247. time passes, JC goes back to just the South Carolina site and VT's borderline guys stayed 3* and it was probably a coinflip if any 4* kids would stay that way after committing. once they suckered enough VT fans in the flipped the switch right back to the bullshit of Rivals and it's been that way for a decade or more at this point.

    although it was fun this year getting a top WR that JC insisted was coming to South Carolina despite everyone else knowing he was in the (NIL) bag for VT. Gamecock posters roasted him over that one.
     
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  4. Corch

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    Ken Stickney aka Nevadabuck tried to change his customers billing cycle from every month to every four weeks in order to get more money out of them every year, which is whatever, but the kicker is he wasn't going to tell them and just do it.

    He also paid a walk-on long snapper to give him practice footage and the kid got caught and immediately kicked off the team and their site lost their credentials immediately. They had a few "reputable" beat guys at his site and they had no idea about this and left immediately.

    Not to mention, he's been making up shit and selling it to his customers for the better part of the last 20 years.
     
  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    Rico?
     
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  6. Lip

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    Matt Dorsey fucked all your wives back in high school

    Tug
     
  7. VaxRule

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    That’s right. We were too busy doing math problems or something and Dorsey was just Chading out.
     
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  8. Corch

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    Not to mention Stickney employs Kirk Barton who is the biggest meathead, pilled out, drunk, steroid freak in the state of Ohio
     
  9. One Two

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    I know we live to dunk on this guy but he seems like a good dude. Somewhat progressive politically and doesn’t really have the ego some of these other folks have. He’s also a fan of bourbon and hot wings so I can’t hate him at all.
     
  10. ~ taylor ~

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    Dude looks like he tried to touch up some of that picture and then decided it was good.
     
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  11. Constant

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    Lol like Comparoni ever got laid.
     
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  12. Constant

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    Jon Chait has never forgiven him.
     
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  13. Clown Baby

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    Hayes Fawcett is not an accredited journalist, nor does he hold an advanced degree in any of the arts or sciences. He’s simply an enthusiastic young man with a sixth grade education and a deep abiding love for all of God’s creatures.
     
  14. Fusiontegra

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    “That’s not how we were raised in the south…”

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  15. ~ taylor ~

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    In that screed, Dorsey also compared Spartan fans to the main character of the HBO show Hung, which was Thomas Jane playing a middle-aged gym teacher whose wife has left him and who turns to prostitution because he's broke.

    Dorsey meant it as a compliment.
     
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  16. SuperCam

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    I feel like its Jeffrey Lee but between him, JGT, Phillip Marshall, and Hokanson I feel like you could make a strong case for them all. And then there was a girl named Allie briefly too

    I think Lee originally left rivals because he said he's nut on someone's wife. Everything during the Brent Calloway recruitment was crazy. They thought their blogs were going to bring alabama and saban down.
     
  17. buckwild

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    He's also worth millions of dollars and still seemingly the most important thing in the world to him is for OSU fans on the internet to believe he's an insider to the football program.
     
  18. Deuce

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    Marshall definitely thinks he’s on the team and part of the progrum.


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  19. buckwild

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    Is Brian Cook not eligible for this award?
     
  20. MG2

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    I don't think he writes enough to be in the conversation with those others at this point. He's really handed over mgoblog to other people over the last 5 years or so.

    Holland is the tough one. He's so cringey and awful with how he goes about everything he does. It's embarrassing he's associated with the program I root for in any way. And yet he's still somehow probably the most trustworthy UM recruiting guy in terms of the actual info he gets and predictions. While I might hate him on or over the level I hate Balas as a person, at least he gets decent info. Balas is wrong about damn near everything.
     
  21. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    What examples are there of Balas being racist?
     
  22. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    For Texas A&M, the competition has to be tight between Billy Liucci and Taylor Hamm.

    Liucci is real life Wooderson, while Hamm allegedly followed a recruit into the bathroom one time.
     
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  23. One Two

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    Marshall is fucking terrible. His hate for Deion and other old white man yells at cloud things on Twitter is pretty bad
     
  24. theseasonisover

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    Correct answer, Justin Hopkins. The guy who’s been trying for 7 years to get the crown though, Portland Trail Blazers beat guy, Aaron J Fentress.
     
  25. Pancho

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    #Georgia Bulldogs Who we got?

    I would nominate Radi Nabulsi. What has it been, about two weeks since he confirmed that Saban was retiring because Ms. Terry had a life threatening illness?
     
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  26. HotMic

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    I mentioned it in another thread the other day, but this is the guy who put out a huge morning practice report for one of the early practices last season complete with what they worked on, who stood out, etc. Around lunch the team put out a release that they had moved that day’s practice to the afternoon.

    He and/or Barton deleted the story, along with any posts referencing it, and never talked about it again. How brainwashed do you have to be to keep believing -and paying for- their information after something like that?
     
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  27. 42yard

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    Colossal fucking douche of a Texas State grad who decided to devote his life to being a longhorn front runner. Seeing emaw Twitter dunk on him for a few years was excellent.
     
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  28. 20/20/20/20

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    Not Mops?
     
  29. Constant

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    It's not one thing. It's a body of work.
     
  30. buckwild

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    That's not gonna move the needle here...need some receipts
     
  31. 20/20/20/20

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    wes tegg definitely has the leader in the clubhouse with that McCready guy

    Nebraska has all really decent-good guys at 247, On3 has cornballs that do annoying stuff and are a little full of themselves, but they don't seem like actual bad humans so I guess we might be kind of lucky overall compared to some of these guys.

    The Iowa 247 guy (David Eickholt) was a former intern on the Nebraska Rivals site and is a University of Nebraska grad who is a total douche. He was bragging about paying $400 for the Big Baller Brand Lonzo Ball shoes when they came out when he was an intern.
     
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  32. repoocs

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    Hello, guests. Yes, some of you really fucking suck.
     
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  33. jokewood

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    If there's a blogging category, then Ace Anbender runs slowly crawls away with the Michigan nomination.
     
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  34. herb.burdette

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    Some more Ken Stickney highlights:

    -He claims to have slept with Susana Hoffs of the Bangles, and will ban you as soon as you make fun of him for it

    -His dad donated enough money to have the OSU tennis center named after him in1993, then the university removed the name

    -He was adamant that no racial slur was used toward Justin Fields at Georgia, and threw in with Tate Martell, like he does every time a white player is in a position battle
     
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  35. ~ taylor ~

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    Years of dog whistles and innuendo, mainly about black basketball players, culminating in a vendetta against Warde Mauel.
     
  36. Fuck this

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  37. herb.burdette

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    I wouldn’t be shocked if he had pissed away the family fortune after his dad and brother died,

    Avenir Sports went into bankruptcy and forced a sale of the minor league hockey team he owned.

    Stickney took out a $900,000 loan on his house.

    https://meetatmidfield.com/kirk-bar...state-buck-i-leaks-practice-footage-buckeyes/
     
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  38. John McGuirk

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    I agree with this. In reality he is better connected than any of the other beat writers

    Hoke is just out there guessing
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's Jeffrey Lee, who is now a beast at on3
     
  40. Pharm

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  41. Arrec Bardwin

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    It’s a shame we only get one, as PMarsh and Hoke would also be great entries.

    But Tate is a strong favorite to win the whole thing, so has to be him.
     
  42. Saul Shabazz

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    touch his stuff and he'll sue you
     
  43. Gonff

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    James Hale from OU is definitely the worst OU reporter but I think he’s been successfully fired from all platforms at this point
     
  44. drewru

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    So far, it’s McCready with Nevadabuck a close second for me.

    Blaming vaccines and social distancing for how Tay-Tay and Kelce’s relationship is perceived is some galaxy brain shit that will be tough to beat, even if a nominee defrauds their subscribers
     
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  45. K-slim3

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    To add to this he is a complete asshole to college age girls who don't like him and incredibly over the line with the ones who do. Never got to sexual harassment charges but it easily could have. I've known him for years because of mutuals but yeah he knows he is a piece of shit
     
  46. $P1

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    Nominations open through the end of this week.
     
  47. CF3234

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  48. TC

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    I nominate Mark Wheeler (Boo MFer! ) for the Gators
     
  49. $P1

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    @gubbs
     
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  50. kinghill

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