Worst team site (247/On3/Rivals/etc) "Reporter" Nominations

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  1. SuperCam

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    Didnt Hokanson give out someone’s info or something on his way out from his first gig?
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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  3. ATX305

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    Does anyone actually subscribe to that site? It's literally the National Enquirer.
     
  4. TC

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    Jack Parkman
     
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  5. Boo MFer!

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  6. The Blackfish

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    Wasn't Hoke just a (shitty) poster that ended up going to work for auburnsports or something?
     
  7. The Blackfish

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    For the most part Alabama's beat writers don't have any sources and put out no good information, but none of them stand out as particularly crazy.

    #Alabama Crimson Tide
     
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  8. Snakes

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    Clint Lamb is the dumbest
     
  9. The Blackfish

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    Right but he hasn’t told a poster he was going to cum on their wife’s face or cost a team a home run hire.
     
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  10. The Blackfish

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    I guess if we were going to nominate anyone it would be Shannon Terry because he’s a fucking dork ass loser, but he’s technically not a beat writer for us
     
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  11. DDB

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    The cum on their wife’s face thing is hilarious, because you know at one point every one of these guys want to tell annoying posters off.
     
  12. Snakes

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    yes to my knowledge most of our guy's are pretty lukewarm. feel like Saban scared most of those guys straight and nobody had any consistent information from the AD.
     
  13. Constant

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    That guy seems like a clear winner.
     
  14. The Blackfish

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    Two different guys
     
  15. Capt Wigs

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    My nominee is Carey Murdock of Soonerscoop.
     
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  16. Lip

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    maybe the wife is into that?
     
  17. skiedfrillet

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    I don’t follow any recruiting sites and don’t know any of the reporters or whatever they’re called, but I’m pretty sure Clemson has a coke head who runs a sketchy laundromat empire in Myrtle beach
     
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  18. TC

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    At least one of them likely googles this thread eventually :chan:
     
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  19. kinghill

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    yeah like 15 years ago
     
  20. Arrec Bardwin

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    Jeffrey Lee also has some erotica published as well as saying he was cumming on posters wives.
     
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  21. TC

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  22. wes tegg

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  23. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    To add to this, he not only claims to have slept with Susana Hoffs, he initially claimed to have slept with a celebrity, and then made his entire subscribership GUESS who it was.

    The thread was like 50 pages long before he "admitted" it was Susana Hoffs, one of the most beautiful women to ever exist.

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  24. DDB

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    Maybe he has a massive hog.
     
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  25. GGCD

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    If he did, we'd know about it.
     
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  26. herb.burdette

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    Nevadabuck also likes to do a Three Wiseman chat, where he may or may not pretend to be having lunch with former OSU players or members of the AD. He then fields questions and may or may not make up pretend conversation.

    When that bit got stale, two users named Helping Technician and The Oracle joined to post inside info as if they are the insiders.

    Its as cringe as you can imagine it.
     
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  27. ~ taylor ~

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  28. DirtBall

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    #Nebraska Cornhuskers someone with more ambition than me needs to introduce these lads to our special friend Dean.
     
  29. Celemo

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    Dorsey vs. Chait
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  30. wes tegg

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  31. HotMic

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    It’s so crazy how all 6 of them use the same verbiage, phrasing and share the same viewpoints! What are the odds?
     
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