Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. HoosDaMan

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    Clay looking for the Swifty bump.
     
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  2. Tobias

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    fellas…is it gay to be a pro football player and date the biggest pop star on the planet?
     
  3. The Banks

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    If he cuts his dick off it'd be tough to bang Taylor Swift tonight. I might wanna keep that hog for another night or two, but thanks for the free advice, Clay!
     
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  4. Tobias

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    also thanks clay for admitting trans women are women
     
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  6. DuffandMuff

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    Only if you marry her and she bangs your starting RB.
     
  7. Redav

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    Clay Travis, a very normal person: You should cut your dick off!
     
  8. Redav

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    "Go ahead and cut your dick off and become a woman"
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  9. RockHardJawn39

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  10. BudKilmer

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    If cancel culture were real, clay Travis discarded corpse would be in a ditch somewhere
     
  11. Gambler

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    Don't see how he skated on this.
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    White? Check!
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    Wealthy? Check!
     
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  13. glimmer

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    idk what clay is on about, girldick is the best kind of dick
     
  14. harvey birdman

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    “Conservative”? Check
     
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  15. Nug

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    It is flabbergasting that a person, much less a wealthy person of influence over 40 years of age, utters those words together in a coherent sentence without the slightest bit of sarcasm.

    I hate the internet.
     
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  16. Gallant Knight

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    i said wayyyyy worse about chad morris
     
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  18. Professor Moriarty

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    :shrug:
     
  19. bertwing

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  20. bro

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  21. bro

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  22. Gallant Knight

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    Republicans are mad at Taylor swift because kelce was in ads for bud light? Amazing
     
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    they're mad she tells young people to vote.
     
  24. Redav

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    And she endorses democrats
     
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  25. El Tiburon

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    And she thinks gay people are human beings.
     
  26. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  27. Can I Spliff it

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    Could also be a jon snow/eddie george situation
     
  28. jbr

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    Jon Snow fucked Clay’s wife too? Did not know that.
     
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  29. Can I Spliff it

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    So emasculated his body naturally grew titties. Like when lionesses instinctually grow manes
     
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  30. glimmer

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    speaking from experience, he might wanna get his T and E levels checked
     
  31. Fran Tarkenton

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    still incredible ESPN picked this guy to run their undefeated vertical

     
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  33. Tobias

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    Bet this was a banger of a post lol
     
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    A tip that would've been welcomed about 9 hours ago
     
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  39. Icculus is a Bammer

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  40. Beeds07

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    A rare time I wish I had Twitter to see the replies
     
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  42. nexus

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    he’s right it was
     
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  43. Beeds07

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  44. Beeds07

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    Fixed it
     
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  45. bro

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  47. DuffandMuff

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    Holy fuck. Imagine still talking about vaccines. His brain is mushier than ever. Feed him to a wood chipper.
     
  48. fucktx

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