Clay Travis is a plagiarizing, no-talent assclown

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  1. JonathanCoachman

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    I bet he that he didn’t bet that he’d end up becoming one of the most despised media personalities in the entire country when first starting out.
     
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  2. southlick

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  3. glimmer

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    nah, he had to know

     
  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Ffffuuuuck. He can’t even use the still not appropriate ephebophilia defense that so many Libertarians think is okay.

    Throughout the entire game I was just screaming inside to people like Ice Spice and Blake Lively to not be standing anywhere near Taylor Swift because people are getting beyond unhinged over this Swift-Kelce shit. They’re putting themselves in legitimate danger. Even I got annoyed when Ice Spice and Lively were acting like they were Chiefs fans.
     
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    Bold of him lately to go with the “lol I suck at sports betting” shtick so he can roll with it when he loses but claim Ws whenever he’s right (is he ever?)
     
  6. Gunners

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    This world is incredibly dumb and Clay Travis types can do whatever they want and prosper, accepted this a long time ago. Just hope something terrible happens to him
     
  7. timo

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  8. Beeds07

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    Clay is shaped like what comes out of a DQ ice cream dispenser. He’s just mad.
     
  9. bro

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    by himself? he is clearly with Seth Meyers. Ice cream with the boyz
     
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  10. Beeds07

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    Clay wrong again. I’m guessing he bet on this.
     
  11. MJH

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    It’s super weird to be outraged about a man eating ice cream.
     
  12. Beeds07

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    Being a Conservative must be as exhausting as it is stupid to realize the stupid shit you need to get mad about.
     
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  13. JonathanCoachman

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    I had to pay for the services of a prostitute to sit in the front seat of my car the last time I went to the TCBY drive thru to save myself from the humiliation of getting yogurt (the same rules apply to both ice cream and yogurt) by myself. Crazy, I thought EVERYONE knew about the shunning people that go stag to the ice cream parlor are supposed to receive.

    The replies to that tweet are the first time I've seen blue check people actually call out someone from the right that is blatantly lying. I'm afraid X has gone woke.
     
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  14. Xander Crews

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    They also think it’s gay for men to use straws.
     
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    You better break that banana into pieces before eating it as well
     
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  16. JonathanCoachman

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    If that’s where someone’s mind goes seeing a man drink through a straw, they’ve probably got some repressed urges. It’s a shame they’re so dumb because they’re basically the only ones left that think being gay is something to be ashamed of. They could be S’n and F’n to their hearts content if they could figure that out.
     
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  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Only perverts and children eat ice cream
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

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    I’ve realized that conservative talking heads have a fragile grasp on their masculinity. Everything is an attack of masculinity. The POTUS doesn’t go anywhere alone ever so it stupid to say he is there alone but regardless what is the problem with getting ice cream?
     
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    I got ice cream with my 4 year old this weekend, we both turned gay
     
  21. wes tegg

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    That’s a great tweet.
     
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  22. Beeds07

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    I had ice cream last night. Back to whipping my junk out to see if there are any takers.
     
  23. Constant

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    I don't like ice cream, but I am ice-cream-curious.
     
  24. JonathanCoachman

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    Regardless if it’s a bit or genuine, the concept of eating at a Hooters being the ultimate ALPHA accomplishment is fucking hilarious.
     
  25. Daniel Ocean

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    I paid a hooker so I could get in the carpool lane because I was late to a baseball game. She ended attending the game with me.
     
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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    Have you seen the documentary about the footage from that Curb episode at the Dodgers game getting someone wrongly accused of murder off the hook?
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah
     
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  28. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s pretty chilling thinking about how high the actual percentage of people incarcerated for murder are completely innocent. Cops are almost as lazy as they are racist.
     
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  29. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s been a while since I watched it but remember thinking this dude would have been railroaded if not for the unlikeliest of coincidences. Curb your Enthusiasm saved him from a murder charge.
     
  30. Constant

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    Details?
     
  31. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s called “Long Shot” and Google says it’s on Netflix.
     
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  32. Daniel Ocean

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    it’s been a while but basically IIRC a Latino dude goes to a baseball game at the same time some dudes are murdered. He gets arrested (I forget if he did or didn’t have proof he was at the game) and gets charged with the murder(s). He remembers seeing some cameras and tells his lawyer. The lawyer finds out it was Curb Your Enthusiasm filming and the crew checks all the tapes and finds the guy on film. Interesting documentary and I’m sure I’m butchering the story. Worth a watch and it’s kinda short like 40 minutes.
     
  33. Drown ‘Em

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    The girl murdered had testified in a murder case like a week before she was murdered in which the guy’s brother was being charged as one of the defendants. That was the theory for the motive. A witness had given a description that “matched” the guy. He couldn’t remember where he was that night, but after being in custody for a few months his girlfriend remembered he had been at the game with his daughter. She still had the tickets, but they prosecutors wanted proof he had gone. The defense lawyers first got all the camera footage from the Dodgers, but the only shots that showed him were blurry and from far away. That’s when he remembered the camera crew. They found footage of him and his daughter which they though would be enough. But the prosecutors argued he had time to commit the murder if he had left right after being caught on video by HBO. It wasn’t until the defense got his cell phone records to prove he was still at the stadium at the time of the shooting that the judge dismissed the case.
     
  34. OZ2

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    well, they don’t call it dairy king

    that’s for damn sure
     
  35. VaxRule

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    “You were angry at this person. They’ve been murdered. You have no alibi.”

    “You’re brown and I’m going to ignore your alibi.”

    American cops and prosecutors don’t care about justice.
     
  36. DuffandMuff

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    Tuberville has “coach” in his title? Any man that refers to another grown man as coach is lame as hell. Unless of course that man is your actual coach.
     
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  37. JonathanCoachman

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    What if that man is me?
     
  38. DuffandMuff

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    Shit. You got me. That’s acceptable as well.
     
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  39. VaxRule

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  40. JonathanCoachman

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  43. steamengine

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    He’s really gonna let it rip now
     
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    :roll:
     
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    CBS just too woke for firing Catherine Herridge
     
  47. ~ taylor ~

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    sallee has an american flag in his twitter name so this feels like a long time coming