Official Houston thread that isn't on the Texas Board

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  1. * J Y *

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    :tmbtailgate:
     
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  2. Llama

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    2700 Post Oak. We could start a gang or something.
     
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  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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    That's our corporate office. I'm really only there a couple of times a month
     
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  4. fsugrad99

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    Mama Tandn gonna meet herself a persian oil tycoon

    You ready for "and this is my new friend Habib"?
     
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  5. tandin

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    entirely okay with this
     
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  6. I know those last two weren't serious.
     
  7. lunchbox

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    I used to work on Post Oak. Now I feel left the fuck out.
     
  8. colonelrascals

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    Long Ball Larry can attest, talk to me and TK. All answers will be provided
     
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  9. colonelrascals

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    this is pretty spot on. I forget you know the great city * J Y *
     
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  10. gohorns3333

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    3rd floor
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Saw some at the gentlemen's club making it rain last time I went there.
     
  12. Whammy Business

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    The Quran be damned.
     
  13. lunchbox

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    How's he going to recognize you? Post pic, please.
     
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  14. gohorns3333

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    haha...that won't be happening.

    Hamsterdam - Do you ever eat the chinese food that Lee makes in the deli on random days? It is suprisingly damn good.
     
  15. TAS

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    But you thought casa ole was serious?

    :edmond:
     
  16. jhooked

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    None of then were but Luthera is by far the worst. I can actually get down with some Casa Ole green sauce.
     
  17. BC Inabinet

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    This is the shit I pay $9.95 a month for
     
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  18. Old_Gregg

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    Can we make this the official Houston thread. I am moving there in like 3 weeks and will also be looking for suggestions. My wife is from there(Cy Creek HS in northwest Houston) but she hasn't lived there in a decade, so she doesn't know as much anymore. We will be living in her parents old house which is off of 249 and right next to Champions.
     
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  19. ColeTrickle

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    Champions is awesome
     
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  20. lunchbox

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    So many Houston TMB Bretheren. When's the trip to Treasures happening?
     
  21. ColeTrickle

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    I thought Treasures was shutting down?
     
  22. Coldhands

    Coldhands You don't know snakes from dildos about that.

    Adding to what * J Y * posted I would say, first of all have her buy a Fearless Critic book or the app for her phone. It is a great place to start and will put a ton of useful food information in her hands.

    Underbelly is one of Houston's newer high end restaurants and I have heard nothing but good reviews. Max's Wine Dive has great food, great wine, and is full of professional types of all ages.

    RDG/Bar Annie is right by where she works if she wants to get real fancy. Jenni's noodle house is good Americanized Vietnamese in the same area.

    My favorite sushi is at Nippon on Montrose (no homo). Fresh as hell and will not break the bank. I would say the same for Goode Co. Seafood.

    Anvil is a bar that consistently makes Esquire magazine's top ten bars in America. It is pricey and drinks take a while, but fuck they are worth it. Jackson's Watering Hole on Richmond is typically full of SEC grads, so that may help make for an easier transition.

    I used to work in the same building as the King Ranch Office. Stumbled upon it whilst searching for an empty shitter.
     
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  23. ColeTrickle

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    I have to be hammered to have fun at Jackson's. I like it when it isn't too crowded but the last few times I've gone on a Saturday it's impossible to get a drink.
     
  24. Coldhands

    Coldhands You don't know snakes from dildos about that.

    Everybody piles in for Karaoke night on Saturday. Friday nights are much more low key.
     
  25. steamengine

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    Should be TMC IMO IYAM.

    TTown is bringing heat these days.
     
  26. steamengine

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    Really liked underbelly.
     
  27. Taques

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    hey i like houston town
     
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  28. BearlyHere

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    This my hood
     
  29. TAS

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    Really liked max's wine dive

    Anvil was ok, but the drinks take [​IMG]
     
  30. pez

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    The Hay Merchant, the beer bar by the same guys as Anvil, is really good too
     
  31. TAS

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    Heard really good things about hay merchant
     
  32. * J Y *

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    More like Gay Merchant.
     
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  33. TAS

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    Cockfest or what?
     
  34. * J Y *

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    No clue, just took the opportunity to make a comment cause it's in montrose. I'm sure it's p cool although anvil fags me out a bit. Stiff drinks though.
     
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  35. Long Ball Larry

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    @*JY*seems to have done a pretty good job, but colonelrascals Tylers Kids and steamengine also know their shit and were really helpful. Everywhere we ate was good. Niko Nikos was good Greek food. Calliope's is a hole in the wall downtown that had good po boys/lunch. Gatlin's was good fucking BBQ. I really liked Gatlin's. Crazy Cajun's was really good Cajun.

    I can't figure out how to tag TY
     
  36. colonelrascals

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  37. HtownTide

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    Agree for the most part on what JY said. I do disagree on the Barbeque though, Goode company BBQ is awesome as is Baker's ribs on Voss. Mexican food Escalantes has some of the dankest queso you will find anywhere. Honestly, plenty of good food of all kinds because of the diversity.

    As far as female talent I don't think its near as bleak as you made it sound. I can't speak for it compared to dallas or austin, but there are definitely plenty of good white wimmens in town, you just have to go to the right bars. You also left out the midtown area which is a lot of fun, lots of good bars there as well. Houston is probably 10x more diverse than dallas and a lot of the poon is asian/indian chicks, but they tend to go to the more "clubby" bars like roak, red door, and some of the washington bars.

    Im sure TexTide04 has plenty of input for this thread
     
  38. TAS

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    My favorite restaurant in town is Houston's. It's a medium/upper priced place, but I've had a bunch of shit there and taken quite a few people to eat there, and every single thing on the menu has hit
     
  39. colonelrascals

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    :awesomeface:
     
  40. HtownTide

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    Also some more steakhouses: Smith & Wollensky, Taste of Texas, Del Frisco's, Strip House (chain but still good)
     
  41. colonelrascals

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    not bad but its a chain brah:themoreyouknow:
     
  42. HtownTide

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    Meh agree to disagree on the BBQ, not everyone likes Baker's but its a great hole in the wall. Haven't met anyone who hasn't loved Goode Co. until this thread
     
  43. Charlie Sadler

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    best chicken fried steak in houston: hickory hollow
     
  44. DutchTiger

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  45. TAS

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    :meh:
     
  46. TAS

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    Really? I went once and wasn't blown away
     
  47. BearlyHere

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  48. BearlyHere

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  49. pez

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    I prefer Lankford but mostly because it has less bread to steak and good mashed potatoes