ITT: We tell secrets about famous athletes that only you would know

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  1. mc415

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    that nigga was a baller at De La Salle
     
  2. GGCD

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    I guess you could say....he just didn't have the heart for it.
     
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  3. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    YES YES
     
  4. Arrec Bardwin

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    False, I have never fucked a hooker from NC
     
  5. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    It's been a year...there's gotta be some new fucking stories.
     
  6. Tobias

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    First thread I ever read on TMB
     
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  7. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  8. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    easily one of the GOAT threads
     
  9. ths

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    One of my all time favorites
     
  10. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Myron Rolle is still bisexual.
     
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  11. CUtigers

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    He was lifting one day and was only benching like 135, which was normal for him, and one of the strength coaches came over and told him that if he wanted to be the best then he better work out harder. He laughed and said "I am the best" then continued to lift whatever he wanted. The strength coach couldn't say anything else, really. Before anyone starts dogging batson, it wasn't him that said it.

    This is true. And yea, pretty much every team does it. Some of the players are smart about their money, and don't really show it off. Others just don't give a fuck, getting nice cars and spending money like crazy.
     
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  12. CUtigers

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    Didn't realize there were 26 pages to this. Thought I was responding to something from today. Worth reading the whole thing?
     
  13. CUtigers

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    :tebow:
     
  14. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    I read somewhere that Tiger Woods likes to run around on his wife. A LOT.
     
  15. Tobias

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    Yes. 100% worth it.
     
  16. CUtigers

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    Wasn't there when Gaddis was there, but the general consensus is that he's a queer. He used to come around a lot, and he definitely acts it.
     
  17. Red Rover

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    Tommy Rees' sister is a dirty, dirty tramp
     
  18. FriarJuggs

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  19. DutchTiger

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    Think a mod needs to pushpin this thread again. This is the best thread on TMB. Lets get it goin again.
     
  20. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    In order to get it going again, here is my only real contribution. Most of you could guess this anyway, but Chris "Birdman" Andersen has horrible credit. I worked at a Best Buy in south Denver, and Birdman was a frequent customer. The one time I was selling him shit, and only like 80 bucks worth of stuff, he had 3 separate credit cards get declined. At one point he handed me a cell phone and had a woman on the other end of the line reciting more credit card numbers to me. Also declined. He ended up leaving with nothing.
     
  21. Long Ball Larry

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    Not really a secret, as much as it is an interesting story....
    I once walked into the downstairs bathroom during a party at the Pike House in Tuscaloosa to see Eli Manning using the urinal with his pants and underwear around his ankles. Needless to say, he was hammered.
     
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  22. Fred Flintstone

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    We need a thread like this for celebrities other than athletes.
     
  23. Bo Pelinis

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    Laughed at this like I was 8.
     
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  24. OopsPowSurprise

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    Orlando people who go out in downtown would know this too but Chris Duhon's basically an alcoholic
     
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  25. 1

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    I like Eli a little more now....that's hilarious
     
  26. rodmansrage

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    i didnt hear of that, but i heard that colleen bellotti was caught sucking off an assistant soccer coach a few years ago, her and pornstache split, but they got back together.

    then there was the ernesto/boosters daughter taking the school jet to mexico story.
     
  27. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    All downies do this.
     
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  28. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Myself, Det. Frank Bullitt and quartersmith were tailgating before the UT-OSU game in 2009 in Stillwater when we met a girl (OSU student) from Houston that claimed to know every single OSU student from Houston, San Antonio and DFW. Sniffing out the obvious bullshit, we pressed her on it. She stood by it. Even when we explained to her that she had just claimed to know roughly half the OSU student body, she still stood her ground.

    The same vibe I got from her manifests itself with southside and Arkadin
     
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  29. dvnasty

    dvnasty donuts make me go nuts
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    2 years ago during his post WS binge, Pat Burrell pulled up in a limo out front of a bar, came in for a couple drinks with his broad, took her out to the limo and started going to town in front of the bar with the sun roof open. You could hear her pretty good, and could make out things that he was saying here and there, including the gem: "your pussy must be jealous because Pat Burrell is fucking you in the ass"

    after that, pretty much will believe any nuts Burrell story posted on the interwebz
     
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  30. OopsPowSurprise

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    what the hell does this have to do about athletes and secrets?
     
  31. Celemo

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    Itt I'm pretty sure you learn that Peyton does this as well
     
  32. Celemo

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    Love Pat Burrell stories
     
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  33. ths

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    i always have felt like eli is a wolf in a retards clothing
     
  34. skiedfrillet

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    entertaining thread
     
  35. Arrec Bardwin

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    Pat Burrell has probably at least7 of the top 10 stories in this thread.
     
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  36. miles

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    Aldon Smith went to a dance with a certain sorostitute at Mizzou and broke her cervix.
     
  37. colonelrascals

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    I know someone who pee'd on Eli Manning while at ole miss
     
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  38. og

    og ready to party? by party I mean smoke cigarettes
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    amazing line
     
  39. Yanks711

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    wat

    Did not know that was possible
     
  40. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Yeah doesn't sound fun

    for her :awesomeface:
     
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  41. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    i bet they did gay stuff together
     
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  42. dvnasty

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    he's a major cockbag, but you gotta tip your cap to anyone who can come up with that line, mid bang no less.
     
  43. Yanks711

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    cockbag or not, that line mid coitus earns him some major points
     
  44. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Finally read through the thread, but I have a few.

    IU stories

    IU all-american Jay Edwards was usually high on coke during games at IU.

    Damon Bailey was really cool but drank like a champ. Did 2 story beer bongs with him.

    Pat Knight was a douche whop used to walk around campus trying to do everything because he was Bobbys kid.

    Alan Henderson was a huge douche. Had to kick him out of my apartment sophmore year because he was being a dick at our party (luckily my roommates were big ass dudes and drug dealers)

    ND stories

    Kurt Vollers (who was just arrested for drug dealing) was a huge cokehead. All of the linemen from those years were. I ran a bar in SB and hired football players as bouncers during the summer. One of my friends had a boat so a bunch of us were up to Lk Michigan. John Teasdale (another OL) did a ridiculous amount of coke. They would have parties and there would be 8 balls everywhere.

    Jimmy Clausen is a huge dick :shocker: Used the do you know who I am card alot. Thats the shit that got him knocked out.

    Freddie Mitchell (Fredex) is a really cool guy. Has a kid in SB and hung out a few times. Alwways buying drinks
     
  45. colonelrascals

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    [​IMG]
     
  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Never said by me smartass
     
  47. OopsPowSurprise

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    overused jpg is getting overused
     
  48. Dillingham

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    Imagine all the athlete secrets that are on level 4 of deep web...
     
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  49. beerleagueman

    beerleagueman Well-Known Member

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