***UBBO: Drop Yo Nuts***

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  1. AIOLICOCK

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    I had one too, minus the tequila...I woke up in a bathtub with a mexican hooker and a bloody nose :americafuckyeah:
     
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  2. Iron Mickey

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    What was his name?
     
  3. Arkadin

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    those mexican hookers are an aggressive bunch
     
  4. AIOLICOCK

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    Juan...had fantastic hair...

    fuck you
     
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  5. FriendsofJtyler

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    I'm a gin man myself. Pretty loyal to Tanqueray, but Hendricks is some quality stuff.
     
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  6. Iron Mickey

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    :laugh:
     
  7. Arkadin

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    gin tastes like christmas
     
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  8. Daniel Ocean

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    Any time you have to add fruit to your booze it is doing it wrong.
     
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  9. Tilly

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    Looks like I'm going to Garden City to watch the game. Considering proximity, I feel like I should challenge Lyrtch to a battle of fisticuffs to the death after the game.
     
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  10. tee kay

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    most aggressive sex worker ive ever run into was a whore wrangler in new orleans who followed me for two blocks offering a variety of services as i was walking to my hotel. she really wanted to make a sale (lease? idk.).
     
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  11. Iron Mickey

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    Yeah, I don't do that, so :respek:
     
  12. CUvinny

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    Tanqueray drinker myself. Barrel aged sounds interesting though
     
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  13. Tilly

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    Service iyats,e.
     
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  14. Arkadin

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    well did you fuck her
     
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  15. Lyrtch

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    Shit that's like half an hour from me, easy.
     
  16. Iron Mickey

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    Scared
     
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  17. Daniel Ocean

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    First person I've heard that doesn't use lime when drinking tequila. FWIW my wife hates that I hate most Mexican booze (sans Bohemia beer)
     
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  18. Lyrtch

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    Find the nearest Backstreets, let's do this Tilly.
     
  19. tee kay

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    no she was like 60 and very ethnic. when i told her i wasnt "lookin to get [my] dick sucked" she started rattling off other stuff like young girls, dudes, etc. i think she was near her quota.
     
  20. AIOLICOCK

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    Pacifico is a good beer fwiw
     
  21. Arkadin

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    if yall drive to charleston ill cook you some food and stream the fight to the internet
     
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  22. Arkadin

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    this seems like a very long yes
     
  23. Iron Mickey

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    God wills it.
     
  24. tee kay

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    youre 1 for 3 today
     
  25. Lyrtch

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    Hm, stay in the same chair I'm in and be waited on with liquor and food.

    Or drunk drive to Charleston.

    Hmmmm.
     
  26. tee kay

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    she was missing teeth and i dont like smoothbores.
     
  27. Tilly

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    It's on.
     
  28. Tilly

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  29. tee kay

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    its a walk-off
     
  30. Daniel Ocean

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    No, no it is not. It is swill like Corona Tecate and Sol. Everyone once in a while (when i am making carne asada) I feel like some but not often.
     
  31. Ray McKigney

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    This has been the strangest Carolina-Clemson game week thread.

    But I've enjoyed it.
     
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  32. Iron Mickey

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    Same. Aside from Kyling early on, has been good talks.
     
  33. Roisin Dubh

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    Connor Shaw is a gametime decision. They're predicting Dylan Thompson will start.
     
  34. cutig

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    anyone have a source for this shaw information?
     
  35. Daniel Ocean

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    You are welcome. I'll be here till 3 on the lords coast.
     
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  36. Roisin Dubh

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    TBS.
     
  37. Ray McKigney

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    Tony morrel/ whittle/shurbutt et al
     
  38. Iron Mickey

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    lol blowout
     
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  39. Roisin Dubh

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    For whom?
     
  40. Lyrtch

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    Rumors been swirling for last two hours on private board about this.
     
  41. Iron Mickey

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    :edmond:
     
  42. AIOLICOCK

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    Welp, the pressure is officially 100% on Clemson. No Connor, no Lattimore, no Bruce, no Matulis, banged up Clowney, at clemson, at night :loldog:
     
  43. Ray McKigney

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    Well thank Christ SOS played Shaw the entire Wofford game. That being the most important game on our schedule and whatnot.
     
  44. GeneralPaton

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    Since when is Bruce not playing?
     
  45. CUtigers86

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    C'mon... Thompson sucks.
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    So drunk, I'm probably fighting at a 5'10" 210lb capacity.

    Tilly might have a shot.
     
  47. Arkadin

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    that's still 8 inches and 90lbs on tilly
     
  48. Roisin Dubh

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    I know. :gocho:
     
  49. Debaser

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    I was going to post the exact same thing.


    How come nobody in the last several pages of this thread has any fucking faith in their team? Jesus. Sac up and talk some shit. Fuck the tigers. We are going to rip off their fucking heads and shit down their throats. We will gut them like pigs. We will rape them like a prude on prom night. And so on and so forth.
     
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  50. Ray McKigney

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