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I said we don’t have to have sexxxx? And she said “I’m not sucking dick on my period.” A little small talk, got her number and I went back to...

We got to the door before she called it off. To this day I feel cheated of the full story.

Asked to bum a cigarette outside Pearl Street. 10 minutes talking and another cig later we were making out. Hand down my pants seconds later.

38. 23 at the time I think.

Goddamnit

It was going further than that but she was on her period. She apparently doesn’t blow dudes on her period. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Let’s post our favorite gifs now, bitch.

Guys

We are staying in Forks so that we can get the full experience. Trail recommendations?

Ondra at 17 was already sending routes that Chris Sharma put up but couldn’t complete. He’s a goofy motherfucker but definitely the goat.

Doing Olympic and Rainier in September. Full stoke

I don’t know what to do with my hands

Truly a tremendous play by the Hogs. Henry was a stud.

❤️ Brkic. King of the long field goals.

I woke up one day and noticed my left pointer finger was numb. I thought it was from me sleeping on it so I paid it no mind. By lunch time both...