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A hole is a hole my friend
I mean, I don’t think so, unless he is some type of god.
Hell yeah brother. Just as wild as the 15 year old that shot himself in the mouth and god damn if i had the hardest time trying to intubate that...
When you call 911 at 0232 and tell dispatch you are having chest pain so you get the boo boo bus and an engine and then when we show up and you...
God I fucking hate old people
Protect those soft little tender cartilage areas on your body. Don’t rewarm cold extremities with hot water, cool to lukewarm. Be a man.
Ucf? More like ugly cock fuckers. Which reminds me of the 74 year old dementia patient that ripped out his urinary catheter at 2 in the morning...
Oh man, it was super clean. It even had a nice fresh scent
And then the 4 month old that we worked for almost an hour at 0400 on the 26th that we triaged black. Happy birthday jesus!
Hey, just checking in to inform you all of another code blue that was triaged black. Code blue at 2230 in a quiktrip bathroom on the eve of the...
Another hot piece of manamal
But I did have my first pediatric abuse patient about a month ago. Took her from Gardner to children's mercy downtown running hot in rush hour...
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Nice, how cold and stiff was she?
I'm guessing he slipped off of his ladder and somehow shot himself with thr nail gun on the way down
