Woman Missing as Boyfriend Returns from Trip Alone

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  1. Baron

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    DOG DOES
     
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  2. Tug

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    This was all planned and Dog is going to find him while live on facebook
     
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  3. LetItSoak

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  4. One Two

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    The crowd that celebrates idiots LARPing as open carry freedom fighters is definitely going to back vigilantes over cops
     
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  5. UncleJesse

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    Still can't believe this was on page 3.

     
  6. Tarpon Nole

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    Ok I sifted through some news chnnel Twitters

    NPPD confirmed he was in North Port on 9/11. So safe to assume everyone knew about Ft Desoto before dog
     
  7. Baron

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  8. Henry Blake

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    <3
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  9. beerleagueman

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    doesn’t seem urgent when you wait till Noon the next day
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    Don’t call the FBI tip line, call 1800DogHunt and unleash the pepper spray. Vaxxed vs Unvaxxed vibes but Dog slightly more effective than ivermectin.
     
  11. Roy

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    What a fucking embarrassment to the FBI if fucking Dog the Bounty Hunter actually got this lead while they were out dragging their dicks around in a swamp for weeks.
     
  12. dblplay1212

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    Odds are high that the FBI has already worked this lead and Dog is a week behind and just looking for attention.
     
  13. Roy

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    Yea it’s dog so I’m holding off on thinking this is legit, but god damn if this turns out to be the case.
     
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  14. fucktx

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    100% this piece of shit doesn’t know more than the fbi

    :laugh:

    that’s why it’s so gross that he’s doing it for publicity. Of course he’s going on fox every 30 mins. Dude has to win over all the chuds to promote whatever bullshit he’s doing nowadays
     
  15. UKupNorth

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    Agree. Dog is essentially Joe Dirt's dad.
     
  16. Redav

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    Dog is one of those "I have a strong immune system" types
     
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  17. Tommy Jefferson

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    while also having diabetes and very high blood pressure
     
  18. ClemPson

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    Dog has beaten herpes numerous times. I read that on his Wikipedia page.
     
  19. Nole96SC

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    Covid probably cant penetrate the coating of tar on his insides.
     
  20. R-Jay

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    FBI can’t focus on this like Dog can, he don’t have no timeclock! I believe

    He’s got legions of the unemployed giving him tips

    and I think he did track some rapist down in Mexico, so there’s that
     
  21. racer

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    You mean the guy who put off his hot lead until the next day because the sun was going down?
     
  22. CaneKnight

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    :yaoface:
     
  23. Clown Baby

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    Bro, he’s doing this for his daughter who also died at 23 when the stolen SUV she was riding in ran off the road
     
  24. CaneKnight

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    I feel like this would be a great band name
     
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  25. Henry Blake

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  26. Doc Louis

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    Please don't disparage that classic film.
    It's sequel, however, remains fair game.
     
  27. Tug

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    There is a Joe Dirt sequel?
     
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  28. Doc Louis

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    Yes.[​IMG]
    Don't think it was seen by many
     
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  29. Baron

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  30. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Is that normal air traffic for a Tuesday in Florida? Seems a bit high
     
  31. Doc Louis

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    That's fairly normal.

    Most air traffic is pretty high.
     
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  32. Baron

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  33. fucktx

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    Wow dog knows nothing. I’m shocked
     
  34. El Tiburon

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    This ends with Dog ripping off his mask to reveal that he is actually Brian Laundrie in disguise.
     
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  37. blind dog

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    I gave up after 20 minutes, just completely awful
     
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  38. El Tiburon

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    That’s what she said!
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    Starting this fall, Coffin Flop will no longer be carried by Crackle TV
     
  40. Constant

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    Sir, I don't know if you're trying to make some kind of joke, but don't you disrespect Corncob TV like that.
     
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  41. racer

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    It’s less alarming once you realize that a 737 is not actually the size of the city of St. Petersburg.
     
  42. TableKnight

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    Brian Laundrie stop stealing my ideas
     
  43. poor paul

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  44. Constant

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    He could just ride through "It's a Small World". It wouldn't last forever, it would just feel like it.
     
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  45. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    everyone knows if you can make it to the china pavilion in epcot you can’t be extradited
     
  46. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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  47. Jack Parkman

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    IM IN TEARS AND SHAKING!!
     
  48. Tarpon Nole

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    Looks like that Reddit user has some NSFW pics

    Edit - she's selling panties lol
     
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