Crypto Bet with PenguinTheCuck

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Chumbolone, Jan 5, 2022.

  1. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    Yet here you are. Again.
     
  2. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    I’m not interested in getting into a who has a bigger bag contest with you

    I’m not interested in sharing my wallet addresses with some dude who only interacts with me when ppl are starting drama

    I’m not interested in flexing or boasting.

    I’m not even finding this entertaining anymore.

    go to bed
     
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  3. dblplay1212

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    This is where 100k came from fwiw
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    Yes, laughing my ass off.

    Again, seek help for your insecurities.
     
  5. Handcuffed

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    Penguin The Duck link me your public wallet or w/e on one of the NFT sites

    i want to see what NFTs look like
     
  6. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    Here’s the one being mentioned

    https://opensea.io/615
     
  7. Handcuffed

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    cool man, thanks

    this stuff is all really dumb and also ugly. good luck with the bet, though, and all of the money i guess
     
  8. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    People love to collect stuff. I’m not about to try to understand or hate on ppl for buying shoes, art, sports cards.

    it’s cute seeing ppl throw shade and make snarky comments over something they don’t understand
     
  9. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    DBL, you might just be confused.

    In my proposal you quoted above, nowher does it say PTD just has to prove has a minimum of $100k in assets in any/all of his wallets. I wouldn’t make that bet bc I already know what’s in one of his wallets.

    The bet clearly states in steps 5 & 6 that the difference in $ value between my wallet and his, is paid by the losing wallet to the higher wallet.

    For example, if PTD has $10 in his wallet and I have $6, I have to pay him $4. The dollar value of the difference between what’s in our wallets.

    But what if I have $20 and PTD only has $5? Then he’s zeroed out - I get it all since he doesn’t have the full $15. But he doesn’t owe me the $10 either, the $10 is the market rate for satisfaction of busting your opponent. So we’d be square.

    Make sense?
     
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  10. dblplay1212

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    This is sad how important this is to you.
     
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  11. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    what are some of you east coasters even doing up at this hour?
     
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  12. Penguin The Duck

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    Nobody read through all those steps…

    Go back and compare your original bet in the NFT thread to your OP and your edits.

    this dude is gonna have a hard time getting rest tonight
     
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  13. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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    I'm gonna have a hard time getting rest, 6 pages and I didn't get to see a single dick get measured tonight.
     
  14. Penguin The Duck

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    I’m afraid half the audience is having a hard time untucking it from their stomachs to get an accurate measure

    maybe 2% of this board can guess what’s going on and 0% of them care about this
     
  15. Emma

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    Just tried to measure my dick, but couldn't find it. Someone help!
     
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  16. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    My original bet for was PNL/who profited more in %. As others have mentioned it would be hard to value assets you haven’t sold or aren’t for sale/don’t want to sell. I suggested using floor price. That wouldn’t necessarily be fair either if you have something that’s worth above floor, but unlisted.

    So I suggested crossbooking the dollar value difference in our wallets as a simpler alternative in this thread.

    I initially offered you my car. You said you weren’t interested/would rather have ETH and an apology letter you could mint as an NFT. Either is fine with me.

    We can do difference in wallet value.
    We can do PNL on all transactions for the calendar year and go by % gain.
    We can do both.

    So long as all wallets you submit are verified as being yours by the judges. We can verify using small random transactions at the judges discretion in our wallets.

    Pretty simple.
     
  17. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Check your rectum
     
  18. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    What the fuck is this judges bs

    ANYONE can verify blockchain transactions. You don’t understand the blockchain or NFTs. We don’t need your little buddies nominating themselves to be judges

    exposing all of my wallets to ppl on here seems really smart…. And most certainly not happening.

    You wanted proof of six figures and I was willing to go that far. But for some reason you really want to go for the throat. Because I tagged you in a post yesterday and mocked you?

    what a loser
     
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  19. Emma

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    Found it! Thank you, user bertwing!
     
  20. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    Can you guys go support your local sex workers please? I hear they’re great listeners
     
  21. Boo MFer!

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    CharlieKellyReturns
     
  22. LuPoor

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    Dan Patrick bragging about his wife fucking other men was less cringey and embarrassing than this thread
     
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  23. CharlieKellyReturns

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    What's it been? Like 15 years since this happened?
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    #NeverForget
     
  25. zeberdee

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    should I read pages 2-5?
     
  26. Boo MFer!

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    Absolutely not.
     
  27. CharlieKellyReturns

    CharlieKellyReturns Well-Known Member
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    Does Dump get reminded about the whole hooker incident?
     
  28. Redav

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    I just skimmed to see if any interesting posters were fighting with each other.

    Anyway, no.
     
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  29. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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    Yea I have no idea why 25 of you are reading this so early. Few will actual be able to understand it. Even fewer will care.
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

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    Often, IMO.
     
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  31. CharlieKellyReturns

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    That was, hands down, the GREATEST TMB thread ever. The pic with the new shirt.... The phone call.... The song remix.... Is it archived anywhere?
     
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  32. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Can that be made into NFT?
     
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  33. Penguin The Duck

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    This is how it all started. It’s much easier to read the last page of the NFT thread. I tagged this person and made a snarky comment because I thought the boasting part was a little cringe. Also notice how far in the future I am in my post below:
    He only wants validation. He proves this by feeling the need to reply and make it personal to announce his gains:


    And this shitpost is apparently what set him off and led to this:
    there’s really not that much to it other than I suggested he make this thread. I regret tagging them and spamming the NFT thread with nonsense. There’s maybe a dozen post/replies of the whole ordeal compared to the 6ish pages of this.
     
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  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Is TMB a NFT? Does Mix own it?
     
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  35. This might have been the worst thread possible to read while high but I did it
     
  36. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    This is an extremely stupid thread
     
  37. Jake Scott

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    I tried to and gave up.

    From what I can tell it's an e-fight over items from the metaverse, probably.
     
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  38. Goose

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    For the normal people who don’t fully understand what an NFT is, can someone please break this down in a summary. I can’t follow this shit
     
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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    A gif or a picture but you own it straight out. No right click save as funny business. I’m not sure how they get around screenshots
     
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  40. Jake Scott

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    its an asset with a unique token stored on blockchain that you can buy/sell. Right now it's the art NFT's with the apes and whatnot.
     
  41. Penguin The Duck

    Penguin The Duck Well-Known Member / #NFT Influencer
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  42. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    NFTs are a scam
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    That CharlieKellyReturns did a stint in prison and is back to regular posting is my favorite thing going right now
     
  44. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Much like everything else in our economy
     
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  45. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    Then says this…

    We don’t need judges to validate the wallets bc they’re public, but no one is allowed to look at my wallet.

    Yeah, I don’t understand the blockchain.

    You can’t find/quote any post where I said just prove you have six figures. You pushed for those terms when you realized I could zero out your wallet in a crossbook.

    Because you’re a larp and a mark, saw an opportunity to make easy money.
     
  46. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Chumbolone desperately wants everyone to know he has a lot of money so he made this thread to compare digital wallets with Penguin The Duck. It's the normal person equivalent of comparing bank accounts or w2's.

    As a reminder, this same poster has previously posted his own dick and many pictures of naked females without their consent all to be cool on an internet message board. Iirc he had to change his handle after one of them found out.
     
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  47. Matt Foley

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    TMB is Web3.0 and yes
     
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  48. Jake Scott

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    was it a nice dick?
     
  49. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    100% accurate, moon face.
     
  50. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    Duuuuuust

    This looks like an abandoned angelfire page.