Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

This is incredible.

 

none. I mentioned it though.

 

If you pickle it, I’ll probably eat it

 

a simple dill pickle or 3 is one of my favorite snacks

 

It's only gonna get worse when robot umpires get here.

 

It’s a destination city at this point. It’s technically in Hoover I think which is basically Mtn. Brook

 

I applaud the sandwich decision but lol

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Also be sure to hit the Bham thread up beforehand for recs. We can offer great advice on an air bnb especially if you want to ignore it

 

I really liked Tortuga's pizza. That might have been Hoover too

 

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Being rude to service employees is about as low as you can get

 

I've been really enjoying a sandwich from Three Eared Rabbit in Trussville or Leeds if you find yourself east of town. Can't ever go wrong with Mr. P's though. Definitely pop into the Bham thread before you come to town next, Cornelius Suttree .

 

2 Birmingham threads on the-mainboard now

 

Have you considered scenic Plano?

 

this is like 20+ years ago when the drive-thru audio sounded like a bad walkie-talkie so you can eat my ass 9001 times

 

This isn’t true. They’ve looked at the applications and filled the positions, they just did not update the information in Monster (the contractor that hosts USAJobs). They also may have done a direct hire and not reviewed applications submitted at all.

I have positions in my USAjobs that I was hired for that show “reviewing applications”. Some agencies are stringent about updating the info through monster, some just send an email to the HR person and then it isn’t tracked in the system.

 

The worst thing about the Tokyo drift movie is them using an evo again for the main car. Should have used a cooler car.

 

No gotcha, but didn’t you say in another thread you have money invested in crypto?

 

Update. Cops never showed up yesterday. Thieves showed up again at about the same time last night. Did not get anything this time.

 

I think I am a reasonably intelligent person, but no matter how basically it is explained to me, I will never, ever understand accounting. It flies over my head every time and I always feel like a complete dumbass when listening to people try and explain it. I hate this feeling.

 

Do you have any idea who they are? That really sucks

 

Ohh God dammit

 

Yes, my circle of friends is all thieves & crackheads so I will figure it out shortly!

 

Lol @ you having friends

 

Please chain up your smokers/grills. I don’t want to read a story about a tweaker getting shot in the back pushing a stolen Primo XL down the street at 2am.

Actually I sort of do.

 

Ok good and sorry to hear that

 

Did you confront them? Those dudes are lucky you aren't TC's neighbor or this post would be in the fucked around and found out thread.

 

I was sleeping both times. My camera is on my patio and it barely is picking them up on camera along my alley fence line, where the gate and shed is. So not does not give me an alert. I am thinking about staying awake tonight with my shotgun with with bird shot in it.

If I see them, I will give them something to remember me by. Non lethal from my patio to shed but will certainly put the fear of baby Jesus in him. Skinny cracked out cac is what we are dealing with here.

 

This will probably be an unpopular opinion here but if the dude tries to rob you a third time in a row.. He's probably earned a little bird shot.

Or snatch his ass up in a bear trap.

 

Set up some Kevin McCalister style boobie traps

 

Wish he had used all that time waiting for cops to do exactly this.

 

If you're gunna point a gun at someone, you're gunna want to be sure it can actually kill them when you pull the trigger
The off chance that one of them has a pistol and they will use it if you point a gun at em

 

I hope he fucking chokes on that flashlight he carries in his mouth while walking around.

 

If he pulls a gun, the shotgun will be at close enough range to kill him it he tries coming in my house. I am not going outside. But thanks for the heads up!

 

This could be an epic thread that one day ends up on the private board

 

Update, my 60 year old former OSU football player neighbor who is built like a black Dwayne Johnson had volunteered to strap up and stake-out with me. It seems as if a plan is coming together!

 

Hopefully, it looks something like this

 

a.tramp needs to take a deep breath and read his patio wall stencil

 

Wait, dwayne Johnson isn't black?

 

Uh oh, tramp really stepped in it. Here comes a rant against Hawaiians

 

Relax

 

compared to the skin tone of my neighbor, no not really. Is that PC? Sorry if not.

 

Here’s the part where we all try and figure out who his neighbor is and how many Super Bowls he won

 

I think using it to speculate and make money is fine. That's all the stock market is. I don't get the people who think it's revolutionary though