Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread 2022

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  1. Tangman

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  2. BayouMafia

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    wasn't me I promise

    whew I'm in the clear
     
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  3. a.tramp

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    Yeah right, I know how well you diet when you set out to it. You are suspect #1 at this point.
     
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  4. BayouMafia

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    I had three espressos and two pieces of king cake for breakfast so I’m definitely tweaking
     
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  5. Name P. Redacted

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    Tramp you should electrify the shed handles. Lil 120V will wake him up
     
  6. a.tramp

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    NGL I have thought about it. Then I think of having a toddler and the results of me forgetting to disable that feature!
     
  7. BayouMafia

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    I can’t rule out this being me though
     
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  8. Penguin The Duck

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    Until you remember that a.tramp is a snob about leftovers and wind up empty-handed
     
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  9. Redav

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    So Jimmy Carter's great grandfather had a child with an African American lady while his wife was alive, before the civil war. Hmmm...
     
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  10. Bo Pelinis

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    Ok Ruth Langmore
     
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  12. wes tegg

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    Do not shoot anyone or set up a trap. Just move a camera to pick them up.
     
    #2062 wes tegg, Feb 23, 2022
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  13. Redav

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    I was thinking like a pit with a tiger in it covered up with bamboo so you don't know it's there.
     
  14. Cabs

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  15. Bo Pelinis

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    I seem to recall setting up shotgun traps works quite well on thieving miscreants
     
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  16. a.tramp

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    No need to even mess with the camera. As of right now, it is just for my viewing enjoyment as the police don’t care.
     
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  17. wes tegg

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    They’re going to care when you shoot somebody. :twocents:
     
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  18. Jimmy the Saint

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    If you shoot him they will probably show up. :twocents:
     
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  19. Clown Baby

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    Filled with glitter. Dude will never be 100% glitter free again.
     
  20. Clown Baby

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    Tramp can only match this guy’s use of force, which means they have to duke it out with little flashlights in their mouths
     
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  21. OZ2

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    For my next piece of art everybody!

    dazed and confused ‘okay’ gif
     
  22. OZ2

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    (That’s incredible)
     
  23. OZ2

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    the Golden State Killer started off as a petty theif!

    now, he might have been stealing women’s undergarments but who is to say we don’t have a psycho with a tool fetish here?!?

    maybe tramp would be doing the world a favor!
     
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  24. Truman

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    a.tramp better check your underwear drawer just to be safe.
     
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  25. Clown Baby

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    The prowler is in for a rude awakening when he tries to take a sleeping a.tramp ’s undies

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  26. bigred77

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    They ain't coming back tonight
    It's too cold
     
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  27. Daddy Rabbit

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    You ain't never been hard up for a hit, have ya?
     
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  28. a.tramp

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    He was out 2 nights ago in shorts and a tee in the rain. Crackhead don’t give a fuck.
     
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  29. ohhaithur

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    It's pretty straightforward

    You put the money we get in here
    Then you take out the money we spent here
    Then you do some voodoo to hide the money we used to cover up the CFO's sexual harassment lawsuit

    And voila!
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

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    yes he is, half
     
  31. Beeds07

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    I saw this the other day. Blew my mind.
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    It has to be a bit, right? I just can’t imagine Denzel going 30 years without correcting anyone publicly. But then again
     
  33. SugarShaun

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    Here’s a longer clip that explains it more

     
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  34. Clown Baby

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    Speaking of natural charisma

     
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  35. a.tramp

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    Heavy metal shed lock lock has been fabricated and installed. Metal backed on inside wall with no exterior access to bolts or to the lock, except the combo area.

    I have done what I can do.

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  36. Clown Baby

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    I could break in there easily. I won’t, but you should know that I could if I wanted.
     
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  37. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    Missed this before a.tramp but what deterrent did you have? lockpad?
     
  38. a.tramp

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    The lock on the handle. Camera on back patio but it is too far to trigger the alert sensor but will still record the goings on. All gates have a padlock but 1. And that 1 gate is the problem. It is to my back driveway, and my van is usually parked on the other side of it. Like so close to the gate that you can only squeeze through when opening it when the van is parked there.

    So 2 things lead to this. First, my work van had been in the shop since Friday night. It not being there allowed easy access into my yard. And secondly, I had forgotten to lock the shed on Sunday when I took my generator out to set it up for if it was needed during this ice storm.

    So yeah, partially my fault. The same as a sober driver would be faulted for being hit by a drunk driver. Because everyone knows there are drunk drivers so you should probably just stay of the road.

    I bought a lock for that gate and will use it now, even though it sucks because I will beed to unlock it multiple times a day. I felt the need to reinforce the shed due to the guy coming 2 nights in a row. Even after he saw the shed was locked the 2nd night, he still attempted to get in the shed for about 5 minutes.

    I am also getting an additional camera mounted in the alley and either on my shed or on my house directly across from the shed. I will also be getting a motion sensing floodlight for my back driveway.
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    Work van? Alley? Additional surveillance? a.tramp is Dale Gribble
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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  41. Clown Baby

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    Hold up, tramp is Québécois?
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    A next level gag would be one of our Texas posters going to tramps maison in the middle of the night and stealing his Relax stencil and patio cushions.
     
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  43. Baron

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    Is the stake out still happening a.tramp? What is your strategic plan if he comes back? Will your neighbor give him the rock bottom after you shoot his ass?
     
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  44. Clown Baby

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  45. Clown Baby

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    It’s too late now but tramps cat burglar returning was absolutely thread worthy. Unless…
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

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    I truly hope no one gets murdered but oh boy would that be tremendous content.
     
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  47. Clown Baby

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    If anyone is getting clipped it’s Dump
     
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  48. Truman

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    Whose to say the invasion of Ukraine isn’t an elaborate diversionary tactic by the tweakers?

    Slide on in while all eyes are on Eastern Europe
     
    #2098 Truman, Feb 23, 2022
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  49. wes tegg

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    One of my all time favorite bits.
     
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  50. Pharm

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    I was going to a baseball game in Jacksonville when I drove past this establishment and made me laugh then today I visited the website and their menu is funny and yet slightly racist.

    https://www.welcometothetrap.com/

    trap house chicken


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