Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    He’s just the worst. Even the LIV didn’t want him
     
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  2. pez

    pez Competent
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    At least it looks like he’ll finish last
     
  3. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    p790s so I believe they’re forged
     
  4. Gritty Badger

    Gritty Badger Well-Known Member
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  5. Wee Bey

    Wee Bey racially ambiguous
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    Does the caddy go retrieve it?
     
  6. poor paul

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    There’s almost no better feeling than playing golf well (for whatever your ability may be). I putted like an asshole today but most were for birdie or par, and I hit almost no really bad shots.

    I will shoot 95 next time but man it feels good today.
     
  7. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Hitting out of a divot from the fairway is fucking stupid. Scheffler hit a great shot, but that’s bullshit.
     
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  8. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Gosh dang Scott
     
  9. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Are you fucking kidding me with this sports report shit right now?
     
  10. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    ^ Really important stuff that no one cares about
     
  11. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Cool. Did Scheffler make that putt he was lining up 2 minutes ago?? That would be pertinent information.
     
  12. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    lol. They don’t even show it. Just updated his score.
     
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  13. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    rory just all over the place today
     
  14. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    All over the place, like Will Z's putter stroke for a 3 foot putt.
     
  15. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    That shit is terrifying.
     
  16. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  17. BigRedEazy

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    Get em Scotty
     
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  18. BigRedEazy

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    Got to see the putt on replay, after we saw he took the lead. Great.
     
  19. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    If Rory could stop making bogey after birdie he’d be ok
     
  20. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Holy shit at Fitz getting that ball there into the wind
     
  21. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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    The 7th is just evil
     
  22. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Nice par there
     
  23. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Fitz dropping bombs
     
  24. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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  25. Fran Tarkenton

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    Go Deacs
     
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  26. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Holy shit Zal
     
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  27. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    These are frightening to watch, but the stroke from 10 feet and longer is so free-flowing and pure. Let’s go Will
     
  28. Wicket

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    fitz losing his cool a bit
     
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  29. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  30. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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  31. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    so fitz needs to at least get 1 shot back here, worry if he stays 2 back hell chase too hard
     
  32. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    uh oh happys caddy learned how to putt
     
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  33. poor paul

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    this is very good golf viewing, imo.
     
  34. Paddy Murphy

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    Scheffler going to win this at 5 under.
     
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  35. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    forgot how to drive though
     
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  36. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I need new golf friends. We played Indian creek(Omaha korn ferry stop) on Friday. We got stuck behind some super slow groups. There was literally a time when the group two in front of us was standing on the tee box not moving(while no one was on their green) the group in front of us was just sitting in their carts in the fairway and us just waiting on the teebox. Didn’t get to finish because we hit the four our mark and they just wanted to leave(my group).
     
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  37. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Usga rolling out the fake flag graphics.
     
  38. poor paul

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    hey Snakes I'm glad you got a chance to hedge. this thing is not getting to -7.
     
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  39. ButchCassidy

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    Will needs to get this driving figured out.
     
  40. Wicket

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    with the top 3 bssing around hideki might actually have a shot
     
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  41. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    What a fucking putt
     
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  42. Wicket

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    woawzers fitz what a put
     
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  43. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Good lord what a putt
     
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  44. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    damn son
     
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  45. BigRedEazy

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    This finish gone be good
     
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  46. BigRedEazy

    BigRedEazy Well-Known Member
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    I need buddies that actually golf in Omaha. None of my friends do. End up playing alone most of the time.
     
  47. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Cheering for a 3 man playoff with Zal, Fitz, and Scotty. With no game 7 tonight we need as much sports as possible.
     
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  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    hit driver off the deck you cowards
     
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  49. Wicket

    Wicket Fan: ND, PSV, Pool FC, Cricket, Urquel, Dog Crew
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    why do golf fans feel the need to yell stupid stuff all the time, i like the sport, hate the fans
     
  50. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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