How many times do you get up to pee at night?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by BamaNug, Jul 25, 2022.

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  1. 0

    135 vote(s)
    56.5%
  2. at least 1

    87 vote(s)
    36.4%
  3. more than 1

    17 vote(s)
    7.1%
  1. joe-

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    toilet bowl nightlight so I can stay standing
     
  2. ned's head

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    100% of the time. Have a nice little motion night light that provides some sight and ambiance. Really pleasant experience.
     
  3. Funshot Residue

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    I don't remember the last time I got up out of bed to take a leak, though it is immediate once coffee is brewing in the morning. If I fall asleep on the couch and wake up to go to bed after 1am, I will pee before going to bed for the night. Pooping in the middle of the night sounds terrible, but marginally better than shitting the bed.
     
  4. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    Sitting down to piss in the middle of the night is the only way to do it. No lights to knock the sleepiness out of you. Just plop down, piss with your eyes still shut, then shamble back to bed. Sleep again in seconds.
     
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  5. Shawn Hunter

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    0 on the average night. Then within like 15 minutes of waking up I am pissing
     
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  6. letan

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    I don’t wake up to piss in the night that often but I wouldn’t want to sit and accidentally trigger my morning shit in the middle of the night
     
  7. Shawn Hunter

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    Yeah you should go see a doctor.
     
  8. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    If you voted more than 1 and that is your normal, you should also go see a doctor about that if you haven't already.
     
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  9. bic

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    I've been doing a similar sleep schedule for over a decade now. About 4am-8am, 4pm-8pm. I do a normal 6-8 hours on the weekends but weekdays that schedule just works for me.
     
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  10. Bruce Wayne

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    Weren't "primal" (hate that word) sleeping patterns similar to that? Sleep for a few hours, awake for a few, then back to sleep?

    I thought as a whole the notion of 8 straight hours of sleep was a relatively new thing for humans
     
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  11. CF3234

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    7:30 every morning. Give or take 5 minutes.
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

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    Generally once I am a great teammate and drink a ton of water.
     
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  13. ned's head

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    Not sure about that, but I think that's where siestas came from. There's a lot of people who do it today... there's a subreddit for it (r/polyphasic). I looked into it when I was having some real sleep issues
     
  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Midnight
    3 AM
    5:30 AM

    Have to set my alarm.

    Cancer sucks. I haven’t had a complete night sleep in five years, but I’m alive.
     
  15. Bruce Bowen

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    I pee sitting most of the time at home regardless of time. It’s more comfortable, don’t have to turn the light on at night, and I get to read. When you guys are peeing on your shoes I’m learning something!
     
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  16. Constant

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    The ball dunking is problematic tho.
     
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  17. southlick

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    At least once but I also take a diuretic everyday.
     
  18. racer

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    Glad you’re here, bro. This made me misty eyed in the jersey mikes drive up.
     
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  19. $P1

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    Dedicate this philly cheese steak to Beeds, imo
     
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  20. C A N E

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    Your water level is that high? In this economy?
     
  21. Constant

    Constant Meh
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  22. kinghill

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  23. $P1

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    1 so far tonight, went to bed at 9:30

    /webblog
     
  24. Popovio

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    Even blackout drunk me knows to chug some water before bed, and it's definitely become a habit for sober me. Waking up to piss isn't always bad. One time I was up taking a piss at 2:30 a.m, and out of one of the windows I saw a semi-trailer on the freeway in the valley below me being chased by like 12 cop cars and a police helicopter with its spotlight on it. That shit was badass.
     
  25. $P1

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    2
     
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  26. Blu Tang Clan

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    1 usually, but not always. My issue is more turning off my brain to go asleep than waking up prematurely after I finally pass out.
     
  27. Bruce Wayne

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    I wake up at 4:30. If I don’t wake up between 11-1 to piss then I invariably wake up at some time where it’s close enough to my alarm that trying to go back to sleep isn’t worth it which I hate
     
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  28. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    People saying you need to go to the doctor if you go multiple times —

    I’ve brought it up with my doctor many a time. They always laugh and say ah you’re fine, part of being a man. They might suggest saw palmetto or something but they don’t say it’s a problem. I drink a ton of coffee which might have something to do with it
     
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  29. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Yep, and my doctor told me that prostate exams should start at 45 now.
     
  30. BumpingNasties

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    Maybe it’s just me but anytime me I have a poop wake me up, it’s always diarrhea. Never happens before or after. Just a random diarrhea.
     
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  31. ono

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    Life hack: use plastic sheets and you don’t have to get up
     
  32. Constant

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    Old hack:

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  33. Boom TittyMilk

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    I pretty regularly wake up at about 4-5 am to take a shit
     
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  34. ~ taylor ~

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    0 last night. I'm still young!
     
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  35. lomcevak

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    Usually 0. If I'm coming off overnight shifts and am trying to get back to a normal schedule, then it's 1-2 times a night for a few nights
     
  36. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I drink a ton of water. I usually have a cup of coffee in the morning and maybe another before I workout in the afternoon but other than that I have a big ass cup with my at all time full of water. Even if we go somewhere I bring a giant bottle of water, so I’m usually pissing like race horse near the late afternoon/evening so even if I go before I go to bed I’ll wake up at night and have to go take a huge fire hydrant piss in the middle of the night at least once.
     
  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Do you house fast food before bed?
     
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  38. Phil Connors

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    Daily
     
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  39. Boom TittyMilk

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    Just my schedule. Was very advantageous when trips with multiple couples and bathrooms being shared. I also work 12 hour shifts 7-7 so my body is probably set in that schedule
     
  40. Gonff

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    At least once. Often twice. I drink a huge amount of water every day and it’s just the effect of that. Kind of annoying because my age would not indicate I have the peeing habits of an eighty year old man but c’est la
    vie.
     
  41. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Isn’t it if you’re getting up and it feels like you have to pee bad but it’s just some dribbles coming out or nothing at all that it’s prostrate problems? I’m basing this purely off The Green Mile.
     
  42. Gonff

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    I thought this. I actually went and had it checked but the doc said all was well. So I’m blaming the water. The doctor also commented on me being twenty years younger than the rest of his patients, which may have been a conservative estimate judging by the waiting room.
     
  43. Tiffin

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    2 last night. 3 if you count me waking up at 5am to let my needy ass dog out in the yard. I did sneak a little more sleep after that.

    Also, mid-night porch pees bc I can
     
  44. El Tiburon

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    Very rarely. But I wake up naturally around 5:00 or 5:30 and piss then.
     
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  45. rrisher

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    Depends on how much I drink before bed, usually just once, about a couple of hours(2:30) after going to bed
     
  46. Icculus is a Bammer

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    If you’re having to shit regularly in the middle of the night then you’re fat ass is eating entirely too much
     
  47. bigred77

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    Woke up to pee last night and immediately thought of this thread
     
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  48. El Tiburon

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    I woke up to think of this thread last night and immediately had to pee.
     
  49. poor paul

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    almost never in the middle of the night. I wake up naturally at 5am, piss, and then get another hour of sleep before the alarms go off pretty much every day.
     
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  50. Seavie

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    I peed in this thread last night then immediately woke up.
     
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